never kill yourself

doesn't say "cat not included"

Started from the bottom (Alex's kitchen) Now we here (they own their own salon) Everybody say thank you @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social

sup fuckers, you gunna be at riptide? i'm gunna bring my tools again, so if you want a haircut hmu.

I'm like doordash for Alex Perez

idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT??

i've touched grass AND i have friends

birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30?

getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE

turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence???

it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me??

any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend?

one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!! happy pride month!!!!!

another night closing alone

me: i want a baby so bad the baby:

got that thang on me

any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room??

we made it to illinois

one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full. like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance???

jake thinks i should keep them and ya know.........

can i just.....like.....hello???

thinking about this guy today

it just hit me that my mother is literally moving across the country

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

❇️greetings!! from our dirty basement bathroom ❇️

i did, indeed, fuck my shit up silly style.

brb divorcing jake johnson

need my shit fucked up silly style

y'all are not ready for my final form

adding people left and right in discord to be then added to my birthday server, keep your peepers open!!!!!

off the codone watching twilight never gets more litty than this

who could it be? we will never know......

He got money for five

we are just about a month away from combo breaker!!! i am going the whole time!!!!! and because its a driving distance i am bringing my hair items with me!! i have a sliding scale, from zero to fucking idk whatever HMU if you're trying to look fresh

don't tell the cops but i got SO many rocks at camp

really enjoying top 8

desperately need weed

it's crazy how different arizona rocks are

lake

yeah i'm excited about camp but they won't have my granola so like what's the point?

new tramp stamp dropping

too autistic for these people i'm out with

engineers are fucking nerds....GET A JOB

I took her to my penthouse then i fucked it

see you soon....

GO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!

if loving worms makes me stupid, i don't wanna be smart.