To most of us, “useful idiot” seems like a bad thing to be, but for these beltway types I think it’s a genuine aspiration.

learn you a haskell

No more mister nice Liechtenstein

damn these guys are so beaten down and subdued that they won’t even go so far as to say their elected representatives owe them anything! sorry ass country

There but for the sake of argument go I

Kurt Vonnegut taking a look inside my baby’s stroller

This is a really clarifying example of liberal brainrot. Apparently we’re supposed to be thankful that free speech exists “as an idea” even though in practice this right has been completely stripped away. To a liberal, de jure is as good as de facto.

barney frank you cannot let this slide

They should make an index that has fear & something good. Or two good things

Gavin Newsom's like hmmm should I hold a 24-hour podcast séance with Hitler's ghost

oh, is it happening now?

Just finessed my oncologist for more chemotherapy

Nate Silver empathizes with Elon Musk because they are both outliers among the general population of morons that have lucked their way into success. Their deepest fear is to be exposed as the garden variety men they truly are.

Doing "The Wave" at sports events. Watching those who come before us rise and fall. Trusting those after us to carry our traditions forward. A chilling reminder of our all too brief lives? Of course. But, o! That mortal moment off the bleachers, arms awiggle -- indescribable ecstacy!

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