Aujourd'hui, j'ai fait des courses à vélo. J'ai croisé des gens qui marchaient au milieu de la piste cyclable et étaient surpris qu'un vélo passe à côté d'eux. Je suis aussi allé à une boutique de vélo qui n'avait pas de supports à vélo devant. Et j'ai baladé des bananes sur 30 km. Eh bah.

Alert! Alert! My husband is now looking the side of road in transit evaluating if he haves enough guts to use the @bunchbike.com instead. He even wanted to give me a ride for work when my knee was hurting. That trike did in 30 min what i was trying to do in 13 years: Wanting to ride a bike.

Night rally cancel because of cars. Grrr fuck cars.

I wish trike for adult weren't as stigmatize as it is. It took that for my husband to build courage for cycling. Stabilization can be a real challenge for some. Trike is awosome for it. #bikesummer #bunchbike

First love rendez-vous on @bunchbike.com. It was so fun. We enjoy riding in rounds with unknow kids in a school parking. Husband rides a bike first time since 23 years and enjoys not falling. #ebikesummer

Today, I received my @bunchbike.com . I already test it for the Silent tour asking for safe road. I'm already at 28,4 km on. 10/10

Voici comment va fonctionner le tunnelier nommé Lisette ⤵️ via @stm.info « Le tunnelier du prolongement de la ligne bleue est maintenant en marche! Il a entamé son parcours de 4,6 km vers Anjou, dans le cadre du grand chantier du prolongement de la @stmligne5bleue.stm.info du métro de #Montréal »

First bike ride of the year! Raccons eating my seat had stop me to do it earlier. My legs hurt. It may be the 2 km on flats -to buy a unicycle in a garage sale- or the 8 km ride to my favorite spot. I wonder wich one.

People are again saying it's a good thing I mask at work... while not wanting wearing a mask when I suggest they do. Be concequant please!

Big attack of my cluster headhache today. The biggest I ever had and cycle is not end. Rofl. Make it end please!

Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones

Astronauts respond way better from Canada PM than the orange clown south down.

science lady is excited

THEY SAW METEORITE IMPACT FLASHES ON THE MOON NO WAY

I'm going to get out my notes from soil formation thnaks to NASA.

At work: "It's not that I don't want to learn it. I'm enought intelligent, I can learn it. I have a personnal reason to not do it." What I hear: "I don't want to do that shitty task, so I will not learn it and lets other do it". I hate coworkers like that.

My boss was distributing cut roses for "women day". He discovered I know too much about growing conditions of those to accept a non-ethic cut rose for the women rights' day. Oups, but not oups. I gave my rose to a client since I can't eat it because of pesticides.

Un orage en février?!

Bon bein retour en élection. Enfin! #polcan

I'm a cashier in supermarket and I also studied agronomy in university. Today I died inside hearing that big strawberries are big because they are shot with steroides. Aie aie aie.

I have preheat my house to avoid using electricty on pick time. We are loosing 0.5°C each 30 min. The central heating just restart as we had loose 4°C in 2 hours.

Cette fin de semaine, ma fournaise bi-énergie, vieille de 30 ans a décidé qu'elle avait un problème de fonctionnement. Les techniciens sont tous sur le party. Le seul qui l'était pas a essayé de me vendre une thermopome et régénératrice pendant 2 h au tél. Par chance, elle a repartie toute seule.

Alek Christmas' lights video is out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy7B...

I have a coworker said he can work in informatique because he made a highschool diploma in that matter sone years ago. He also say we don't need more study for that profession because of AI. Too bad for him. He will not work in that field.

My coloc have a air frier. I HATE it. Smell very bad, taste horrible, very noisy and take too much space. Send help.

Election municipale. Mon élue (par acclamation) vient de passer. J'ai parler de la vitesse des véhicules et des "oublies" de stop. Elle a dit qu'ils ont réduits la vitesse. Elle a parler de mettre des dos d'anes et des pancartes. 1/2

La panne interac a causé le chaos à mon épicerie. Mais j'ai eu du fun à niaiser avec les clients pendant qu'on attendait la main levée que la machine de paiement mobile arrive à nous.

Card paiements are not working in Quebec province. A friday afternoon. By chance we had an alternative way to make pay in my grocery store. But it was a long wait for clients.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

#carryshitolympics I don't have pictures, but I carried a picnic table on my trailer's bike around the neighborhood. Lot of people getting out by curiosity and asking if I need their pickup. No needs. Works fine.

I finally encounter a fictionnal story (xenoblade chronical 3) that talk about the problem of having long hairs at the washroom!! Thanks god.

I congratulate the government and people of #Kenya on the elimination of human African trypanosomiasis or sleeping sickness. Kenya joins the growing rank of countries freeing their populations of sleeping sickness, and bringing Africa one step closer to being free from neglected tropical diseases!

The head of my front tree broke. I'm sad.

Pop corn tast good, but I hate the feeling in my throat when you can't get the skin of the kernel out.

Canadians clutching their pearls about ICE barely know the Liberals are pushing through a bill right now giving the gov the ability to check your mail, get your IP and internet history, and makes immigration and asylum seeking way more difficult

Un pont-tunnel. *facepalm*

I'm learning a lot of peiple around me didn't vote because they thank it won't make a change. I should have kick more ass last election day #terrebonne

In Terrebonne, my mother and brother, Bloc supporters, didn't vote. Well....

Faque ma député, elle est libérale ou bloc?

Je dois maintenant demander aux clients s'ils veulent arrondir leur facture pour un don. Je suis pas assez payé pour expliquer un concept mathématique aux clients.

Had done my taxes with a program (I know how to do it manually, but I'm lazy). My job send me two T4 and only one RL-1. The program don't want to accept it. Had to recalc the RL-1 in two part to make it works. Fuck my life.

Oh buying something for a church? Well a limit is still a limit. No I cannot sell you more butter than the limit. Ps: yiur church need to atart paying taxes.

Real talk, parents: Subscribing to Nebula has been my secret weapon to ensure that my kid doesn't wind up down unsavory YouTube rabbit holes. I set time limits for YT on his phone and laptop, but Nebula he can access whenever. He is bread-pilled and urbanism maxxxing at the age of 12. Five stars.

I don't own a pasport since I don't intend exiting the country. Canada is so huge, lot of touristic idea and I love staycations. But I think I will ask for the 10 years one just for safety reason. Those elections have higth risks of resulting in bananas laws.

Cutting cbc but keeping radio-can? Let's says franco outside Qc won't have coverage and Québécois won't know what is happening outside the province.

Bon allez. La nuit des longs couteaux.

Micro coupé!

My plan for immigrant integrations: provinces stopping cutting fund for franchisation and force provinces to use federal fonds citues are asking?

ImmigrationImmigration... ouf i'm in the same room of my racist parents. Help