KING BOWSER!!

They named the crater Carroll so her daughters could see their mom in the stars. They took a piece of the challenger so Sally rides can go to the moon And the Apollo astronauts recordings. IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!

Artist life

"Fixing A Leak'

also I got so superheated in my bed last night from being sick that I think I coulda cooked a well done steak under that blanket 💀 like the spot in my bed were I was laying was HOT, I've never understood the term "burning up" in such sweaty depth

i hate muscle aches when your sick, like bro who the fuck spilled DUST in my BODY 😭

Easter? I hardly know er!

BDSM, but you just tie me up and show me the "play next" button to the new episode of an anime I really like 😔✋

Might as well do this early while i have spare time ! Thank you for liking my silly art and warm comments! Rules in pic.

POV: I didn't believe you when you said you were part glowstick on your mom's side, so I just finished cracking you to find out

what my sleep paralysis demon saw

got out of sleep paralysis last night by being so pissed off I tried to fight my sleep paralysis demon 💀 which was a giant mass of lumps of inverting fleshing that was slowly taking shape to reach out towards me from 5 feet away🥴 but like...I was just so pissed off about the whole situation LMAO

Back Office Beasts ep 9, "Handy Repair"

gonna sit you in my lap and give you my inflection Mon accent grave, si tu est ~mauvais~ ;3

GACHIAKUTA NOT BEING UP FOR BEST ANIME SONG????? something ain't right here

Busy office day so no nudies from me today x (just a stern look idkw)

I did a lot of cooking this semester and I'm honestly really proud :3 and like ~cooking~ cooking fairly healthy meals :3 nothing too long or complicated, but last semester after the first month I just... obliterated myself and did very little of even eating so 😝 big win for the belly 🙌

found out I suck at counting sheep, every like 3-5 sheep I get distracted 💀 I tried it and it took me like 30 minutes to get to 40, I was hitting 1.3 sheep a minute 💀 abysmal SPM

*checks news* oh a BC terrorist group disbanded? didnt even know we had one, great ne- oh it's a pro-palestine group and the one 'bad thing' you found to say was two years ago one of the leaders praised the Oct. 7th Hamas attack once (which they were arrested for)...well don't I just feel safer 😐

let's go to the beach each...Nicki Minjaj 😐...😗✌️

Ok so technically it was upper body day but I got distracted :/

am *i* trying to tee-hee my way into a threesome, no one asked

"we hate AI so we'll be using AI 🩵 it will be used in our coding, but that probably won't be used anywhere else overtly so blocking the app should satisfy you maybe clearly you're not expressing a moral stance targetted at people and the organisation as a whole, so that's also something to ignore"

*learning more about NSERC proposals while looking at my proposal that I'm gonna get the results back in 2 days for*

need more songs like Weightless by Marconi Union, mathematically correct relaxation

I feel the similarly about anything "zero calorie" 🧐 but I have no scientific basis for this, I just think you're lying. you're telling me NOTHING in this product, no matter HOW MUCH I consume will produce ANY useable energy??? no! I'm breaking bonds I know it!!! MY KILOJOULES

this is semantic, but isn't cutting out carbs just impossible because like...all eukaryotic cells (so other than bacteria and archae - bacteria premium) perform glycolysis...which is splitting glucose into pyruvate...so sugars...sugar is a carb...it'll be trace amounts, but it'll BE there??

Congratulations, the slop no one asked for is now in the top 5 most blocked accounts on Bluesky. You should be so proud, and listen to your userbase - for once.

TMI, but it's honestly impressive how much can fit inside your nose/sinuses at once and you can still breathe (mostly) 👁️👄👁️ you could rent them out for like 1700$ easy in this economy

Bsky Roadmap Meeting: “What if we refuse to give users the features they nearly universally support (robust messaging, videos not compressed into a shoebox) and instead focus on features that they violently despise (AI nonsense)? Is that something?”

the person I've slept with the most asked for sex from me the least actually 💀 like we just hung out and since they knew my sex drive sucked they just waited till I made a move, I fucked them 5 times in 2 days on ANTIDEPRESSANTS 💀 I'm very much a cat, what can I say😌✌️

if people could just be honest about what they want from a relationship that would be great 😫 like friend with sex on the table? perfect. sex with friendship on the table? perfect. sex and friendship equally? perfect. future partner potential?perfect. BUT I NEED TO KNOW SO I KNOW WHEN TO HANG OUT

*goes for a walk to get Tim's* *comes back with 120$ in groceries and didn't even pick up any of the stuff I was meaning to pick up* riigghhhtttt rriiigghhtttt

what it all comes doowwwnnn tooooooRAH 👹

this headline makes me suicidal 💀 it's giving those "you're x/100 if you have __!" ...but with EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE 💀 it's like...god idk how to word it...just making it seem like a silly little insignificant party trick? 💀 I hope people find out though? and learn? change? idk 💀

I would not call this a success, but I also didn't exactly have a goal which means it can't be a failure 😏

cooking naked because this week's tomato etc. is THICK and it's SQUIRTING at me 😠

AI is dying RT to make it die faster.

springUH 🥀🍃

I'm thinking of getting a ~fitted swim trunk~ 🙂‍↕️ I'm too scared to try out a speedo, but maybe this year I'll get a bit bolder 🙂‍↕️ I want to work my way up to the nude beach, but uhhhhh...I'm also gonna need someone to go with for that so 💀

Heya fuzzbutts, just spreading this around. Any bit helps with medical expenses and groceries. Thank you from the very bottom of my heart to anyone who has supported this ;_; 💜

www.pcgamer.com/games/action... A heartfelt thank you to AAA Companies for creating a point of difference that indies can claim at no extra cost. Simply by continuing to make games with intent and reliable tools, we can show our audience respect, and be respected as professionals in return.

"fuck for shit" isn't used enough in today's society 😤 like a good ol' "yeah they don't you give fuck for shit here" ??? tantalizing

just officially signed up for an RDSP ✌️😗✌️ did I want this done a year ago? yes. Am I 25 with an okay retirement plan that doesn't rely too much on a job to double what I pay in? you betcha :p I feel very responsible 🙂‍↕️ and also partly guilty for the privilege of knowing to do so and being able to 🥴

About to have a workday from hell. Send good vibes/nudes

okay guys there's gonna be mosquitos on the hike, what animal repellent patch do we want :3 no need to fight, I have a few packs :3 (I just realized there's no dog? which is kinda weird 🤔)

"that's not how you say it, look at how it's spelt" ...Colonel 😑 now shut up and never correct me again 😑

summer clothes acquired, some of her is UPF 👹 (not the boots, those were just clearance for 20$, also may need another pair of shorts, but I have some already so whatever 👹)

whatever's wrong with my nose core: being outside for a total of maybe an hour and then coming home, nose almost fully blocked, trying to cut down on all the tissues so I blow my nose into the sink, have to pull the stopper up so it doesn't get blocked, and one nostril starts bleeding 🥸✌️