developed epilepsy in a province with poor healthcare and turned to wandering in the woods for a solution

Which Jelly is the most fuckable? I fucked 4 popular brands to find out.. #nsfw

Good morning. Just waiting for the kettle to boil so I can have that first cup. ☕️

Indulge a dog's curiosity~ #murrsuit #fursuitNSFW #IRLnudes #FatCockFriday #FCF

giving him a reach around with my brace because I got bad carpal tunnel

wait...putting on my glasses in the morning low key seems like it makes them easier to keep open???? the benefits of glasses knows no bounds

glasses :3

i can see so clearly 👹 (not on the verge of tears btw)

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I can pick up my glasses tomorrow which means my first full day of actually being able to see (Friday) will also be my first ever date! :3 now if that ain't cheesy :3

did not have enough time to study so I'm just slowly descending to madness trying to come up with mnemonics 🙂‍↕️

definitely not crying over this CUTIE 😭 I WANT TO PET A DEER 😭 LOOK HOW HANDSOME AND FLUFFY 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😭 AND THE LEEGGGGGG AND THR SPOTS AND THE CHEST FLUFF 😭😭😭

started to be physically in pain (and almost fell asleep) from studying so I think it's break time...even though I'm majorly fucked in many ways 😌 if you catch me with my puffer in one hand and a cigarette in the other MIND YA BUISNESS

I’m so fucking handsome omg

apparently people are starting to call chatGPT "chat"...when will it be enough for these sick fucking people...IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE????

so turns out, my assumption that my prof telling us to do two chapters almost entirely ourselves did NOT mean they were easy :) Infact they are the hardest and most in-depth chapters we've done to date :) slay! :3

"the early bird gets the worm ;3" okay well the late bird gets this dick so shut the fuck up and go back to sleep you loud fuckass worm eating morning person the f-

I'd walk to someone's place just to suck the soul out of them if I didn't think I'd cum from the friction of my pants on the way there FUCK 💀

Rfffffff 😈🍆💦

Daditude

my hot take which is very likely wrong is that the ~overuse~ of therapy self talk, like "don't hate yourself :) love yourself for trying :)," is just another way of dissociating from and demonizing your feelings instead of accepting and learning from them 🤨

Yo! I just wanted to say a huge thank you!! Two thousand people!!! I’m really happy and grateful for such a big number of followers! I’ll do my best to make you happy more often very soon!!!

got asked out on a date for the first time...chat what the fuck is romantic affection?

Cats were fighting in the hallway while I was getting ready. They have been real assholes lately.

Everyone meet Denver! They haven't said hi for a while

was clocked as a Newfie by my accent for once instead of being told I don't have a Newfie accent 😌 although they all thought I was Irish first, which is fair because newfoundland is heavily Irish influenced 😝 (which is kinda weird because it's NEVER talked about, other than that it's a thing lmao)

was talking to my friends about this drunk text I sent this guy in highschool and I was like "it wasn't even bad, I was so respectful" 💀 I found it and...yeah I deserved to be called a faggot in math class I fear 💀🖐️

yay now theres two! matching siblings <3 #hollowknight #silksong

I feel like part of the reason I feel weird in regards to relationships is because I just want things to be domestic/mundane like...immediately 💀 like gimme a few days to get used to you, then lemme be able to just chill in your presence and tell you where the spoons are idk

thrust into my mouth 🪥

I made a new friend today using the power of my soup! :3 they had TWO bowls :3

it finally happened, I locked myself out of my room 💀🖐️ I was doing so good, but I was doing my laundry with my friend and we were talking while we were walking out 🥲 God dammit 🥲

eye doctor appointment success, we getting glasses for astigmatism~ the doctor was super nice too it was good 🙂‍↕️ and hEDS informed? legendary

as an AI art hater i fear accusing things of being AI art without substantiation is becoming a gay social media red scare

thrust into my mouth 🪥

added bone bricking juice to the soup and it's starting to flow~

when I'm about to eat my soup and he takes my spoon and says "here comes the airplane":

I'm gonna stop soup posting before I get put on a block list

when I'm about to eat my soup and he takes my spoon and says "here comes the airplane":

need to go here NOW

added bone bricking juice to the soup and it's starting to flow~

too much soup

Fat Tits ✅ Big Gut ✅ Uncut ✅

soup kinda fucks hard actually, just ignore the... surroundings :) also mind you...i wanted to put in turnip...a WHOLE ONE...A LARGE whole one...AND tofu...two blocks 💀✌️ I thought I didn't have enough potatoes, carrots, or lentils 💀 I'm built to be a dad feeding their family I guess 💀

I don't have a cutting board or counter space, but don't worry your pretty little head about that 😌 I do have some chunes on 😌

went out 2 days in a row and have a 3rd day lined up tomorrow for my doctor's appointment, how do they do it 😌

I thought my oc Charlie would be good for this one🐻

Post work glow ❤️

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