I’ll miss Jawan #Survivor

BTW Kristina's question ate. Social game does matter. Argue with the wall. #Survivor #Survivor49

Every time they hug on Survivor, I reflexively hold my breath because they are so eww #survivor49 #survivor

How many dope ass sweaters does Savannah have? #survivor #survivor49

I want to see it as a musical

Keanu is never beating the dumbass allegations. #RHAPmafia

An uber driver changed Simone Chaddha’s perspective on life #RHAPMafia

KEANU VOTED SHAUHIN OMFG #rhapmafia

Hannah stays on Keanu’s neck #rhapmafia

I honestly think the Mafia have just forgotten that Keanu is still in the game. #RHAPMafia

My god Hannah is ice cold and I love it #RHAPMafia

Rob making Keanu go first. He saw our theory about him not writing down names #rhapmafia

Omfg Hannah is so good #rhapmafia

No way, Keanu voted correctly?! #rhapmafia

Oh Hannah!!!!!!!! NOT the Mafia on Mafia crime!!!!!! #RHAPMafia

Obsessed with Simone wearing a fake jersey #rhapmafia

Oooh, Aysha! Get his ass! #RHAPMafia

Oh this is exciting! Go Myles #RhapMafia

The real crime is mispronouncing Aysha’s name as it is written right there on the wall @ayshalikeasia.bsky.social #RHAPMafia

It would be so funny if Myles doesn’t save Keanu #RHAPMafia

No I am SO GLAD I am sat for this and Keanu is playing 🙂‍↕️ that man is about to get humbled TODAY LMAO #RHAPmafia

Haha Hannah has Keanu’s number he’s delulu and Jerri’s like ok let’s kill him #RHAPMafia

keanu is going to be loud and wrong and i bet you it will be about a woman

This is the year I realized my dog can leave the yard whenever she wants, she just chooses this life

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Karine does not have pockets, but her phone is close at hand #thetraitorscanada #traitorscanada #traitorsca

It’s ironic that the secret couple is the most upset about the showmance #TraitorsCanada #TheTraitorsCanada

well at least baranby died #ACodyChristmas

#ACodyChristmas Taking care of my pets with my earbud in experiencing this movie as just this fuckass soundtrack open.spotify.com/album/6t6uL4...

I’m judging Vince for loving these movies but not Rachel #ACodyChristmas

Malta always goes all out with the Christmas decorations! #ACodyChristmas

HAAHAHAH that girl fell off the side of cliff just like this #ACodyChristmas

I bet I finish this movie still not having any idea where Malta is #ACodyChristmas

Our first #ACodyChristmas movie: Tubi link: tubitv.com/movies/63545... YouTube link: youtu.be/pXicXqTsV-A Screening starts at 7pm EST tomorrow. Bring holiday snacks, unseriousness, and snark. #bbsky

just bananas no agenda love portland

I was watching #heatedrivalry at night on the big screen with the shades open and now it’s awkward with the Jehovah’s Witnesses who live next door

And the fact that none of them have even ATTEMPTED to flush Rizo’s idol for SEVEN WHOLE VOTES solidifies this cast as some of the least strategic ever. Whoever the two are that are going into 50 are dead in the water. #Survivor49

The members of Sage’s family have good dog names #survivor49

Jeff: “Do you wanna know what you’re playing for?” Tiny weak “yeah” from the castaways. Probst is a torturer #survivor49

don’t ever come between rachel and her business is the bottom line here 👺

Being a Sagittarius on #bbsky is all reward today holy dooley I feel ALIVE

I love bed

Did Survivor’s Jonny Fairplay get dapped by Colin while he walked through the crowd? #bbau

Ooh Coco asked Colin if Holly will talk to her after the show and although production muted his response, afterward Colin muttered to himself in a way that makes it sound like he did not sugarcoat #bbau

Apparently Alanna can smell disease but somehow she didn’t smell Coco’s secret coffee. #bbau

#BBAU Kinda surprised Bruce made it to the finale Now rooting for Emily

If Bruce’s mom had offered to hold FOUR seats at Christmas, she would have won a fan for life in Coco #bbau

Bruce: I wonder what Nick and Tiff are up to. Me too, Brucie. Me too. #bbau

Trey of the day

Alanna and Coco are excited by the project of Colin's dirty ears, Emily says Naurrrr #bbau