guy who jacks off to peeps in the microwave

I was able to play this game years ago. I really liked it. I highly recommend it.

Anyone else's palantir slow this morning

Sometimes i join a big VC and mute up just for my being talked over fetish

mailing santa that i don’t want anything for christmas cuz free open source software (FOSS) covers all of my needs

Man stalkers are so annoying, they follow you everywhere

in TF2 instead of Jarate it's gonna be Sploojitsu #teamfortress #tf2

new crualty squad fan map found www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...

July 19 is the anniversary of the #Rojava Revolution, marking 13 years since the people of Northern Syria first declared autonomy. Today they assert the rights of women and of all of Syria's diverse peoples to govern and defend their own communities. Bijî şoreşa Rojava! ✌️

i wanna be the first us president to say you gotta put your whole pussy into it

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

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The $5 million Trump card is a ruse to make global oligarchs US citizens so they can spend unlimited money on our elections. It’s corruption on steroids.

My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

Imagine, just imagine, the response from the West if the Iranian government, in international waters, had rammed and then boarded a European ship, filled with European citizens, and taken them captive. But it's Israel, so it's all good. Our citizens don't matter.

It's called "Autism Spectrum" because you need an Autism-Mass Spectrometer to measure it #halflife

I think i just shot the rope they used to hang Mussolini

IF YOU ARE AUTISTIC BUY A GUN!

real leftist: I want to get free childcare, more time off work, better healthcare, and de-commodified goods so people can choose to have children more sustainably mf with no bank account: NOOOOOO I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND THE BIRTHRATE LOWERING IS A RARE CAPITALISM W

I love this video so much

If you are trans, buy a gun. www.erininthemorning.com/p/infected-a...

Whenever i think something controversial i just imagine George Carlin saying it to rapturous applause

10000000 DEGREE HYDRAULIC KNIFE VERSUS POOP LOG

a 75 minute documentary about the history of production of half-life 3 between 1997 until 2024 has just released. I've never been more proud of a project, please check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rs7...

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Listen buddy just put the bug in the mug in the rug

when your opp on suicide watch 🥰🥰

Can we get a dedicated account for posting when major conservative figures are caught being pedophiles

My ★★★ review of Half-Life 2: Episode One (2006) on @backloggd.com : Episode One is steeped with insignificance. Half-Life 2 treaded new ground and thrusted the series' narrative into unfamiliar territory, but Episode One does little to expand on the HL2's f... bckl.gg/gv7V #halflife

my dick is never dry it slobbers like a rabid komodo dragon

They said tornadoes are "touching down all over" ??? 🤪🤤

this tweet, an evil tweet #ULTRAKILL

The stakes are just too high.

Some early sexologists called bisexuals psychic hermaphrodites, which to a modern reader makes it sound like they are all telepaths who can see into the future.

I am once again asking for your financial support. zohranfornyc.com/donate

Black(out) Plague

Been feeding off a twisted, gnarled growth

BREEN ART the first one is so cunty i love that drawing lmao #HalfLife #Fanart #WallaceBreen

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Easiest way to get a bunch of white boys in a room is to host a cybersecurity lecture

new tf2 update is awesome