I forgot about this app smh

I was at somebody house babysitting and them mfs was everywhere! I called her to ask what was up cause she seemed like a clean person outside. Shorty had the gall to ask me what bugs I was referring to cause she hadn’t seen any in her house.

Had that happen to me, went to get some water opened the cabinet & a roach scattered away. I closed the cabinet & said I had somewhere to be

I forgot about this app lol

Mama’s Gun

Y’all ever visit somebody house and see a roach, and they try to kill it without you noticing, but unfortunately you catch them, and then y’all make awkward eye contact, but both decide to not say nothing and pretend like it didn’t happen, but you know you never visiting again?

Soon as I open the app I get slandered smh lol

That whole bottom row is disrespectful as hell, bout half of the mid tier should be moved up, The Proud Family is God Tier, and Blackish shouldn’t even be on the list at all lol

They playin in our faces

So you mean to tell me that the CEO shooter’s name is Luigi Mansion? Aight lol

Artists skipping Florida on tour legs is annoying as hell. I can understand smaller artists doing it, but the major ones need to quit the bs

It’s crazy how not one man has come forth to verify the throat of that hawk tuah girl. Something fishy going on

Being a Black man in a public restroom is crazy cuz a white man will finish pissing then look you dead in your eyes as he proceeds to walk out without washing his hands lol

It's 2am, I'm just getting in, about to check my message. No one has called but my homies and some bill collectors

This show called The Madness on Netflix already got me confused as hell and it’s just the first episode. As a Black man, why would I go visit a white man in the woods lol?

Kendrick really kicked Drake ass.

Sounds like a valid question to me lmao

I’m surprised FB even know the app exists. They don’t find out about shit until 2 years after it happens lol

Y’all really made a dating show on this app. Boy I tell you, if it’s one thing Black people gon do, it’s come up with some shit lol

I hope you stub your toe smh

Not Like Us shot back to the top of the charts like a Christmas song 😭😭😭

When I get me a new vinyl player ima start inviting niggas grandmas over to my crib

I ain’t stopped playing this Kendrick album since it dropped

Y’all wasn’t outside

For me I just never liked the production of it. The rapping was there as usual but I just couldn’t get with the overall sound

I resonate with Kendrick cuz he hold grudges and I do too. I don’t believe in the concept of forgiveness. I don’t forgive shit lmao

“Anita Baker in the tape deck it’s gon be a”

Y’all starting to bring Twitter conversations over here. Might as well stayed over there

It’s stupid to think that someone’s physical appearance is a prediction of what their personality or behavior is going to be like. I never understood that

Squabble Up already one of my favorite Kendrick songs. That sample is some real old school Miami shit lol

Idk what a list of my top 10 R&B songs would be but Sweet Lady by Tyrese would definitely be on it

If u from Miami we grew up on these 😂

And people act like I kicked a dog when I slander them lol

DMX should be here for the Drake slander 🥺.

Money for a parlay ticket

Hopefully the anniversary deluxe songs Cole dropping for Forest Hills Drive is good. I never liked that album lol

Shit at this point we should try and ask Kai Cenat if he can summon D’Angelo. He might be the only nigga that can do it lol

These phones definitely listen to us and post ads based on what’s heard. Shit wild 😭

It’s been a long time coming

The doctor that’s gon operate on yo stomach gon need a wrench and the hand of Jesus

I should not have to Google “How to get a real person on the line at Comcast customer service” bro

These mfs wanna give me $18 credit to make up for my internet being out. Tf is that gon do? Eggs cost $44 smh

Dawg I’m so sick of companies automating their customer service lines to AI. This why I hate that shit. Then after tryna get somebody on the line for 20 minutes, the mf that answer got a heavy ass Indian accent smh

Cole dropping Friday Night Lights on streaming tonight. Won’t God do it 😭

Akademiks was listening to the Heart pt 6 and talmboutsum “who’s this?” about the sample. Fake ass DJ. How you not know SWV lmao