Really pleased for Marcus Rashford. Has looked back towards his best a few times this season. Barca are nuts to be haggling over that price.

Started a re-play of this last week via Nintendo Online. Last time I played it through was on the DS during commutes. Slightly worrying how little is ringing any bells...

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Cheering whenever anyone drops a glass in a pub. The single shared custom observed by everyone in the country. That's literally it.

Vampire Bank Holiday Monday

Ford Escort.

All-time Top 6. And too short to dunk. The wasp they just can't swat. Man needs that ring. The *NBA* needs him to get it. #Brunson #Knicks

That's all of Arsenal's corners next season fucked.

TEACH CODING IN SCHOOLS. That way we won't end up being 'lead' by a cohort of billionaires solely made up of basement-dwelling teenagers for whom, in later life, extreme wealth replaces the need for basic social skills and empathetic reasoning. Inadequates gonna inadequate.

One of those football matches where everyone deserved their money back.

Obviously he wouldn't be top of the list if I could remove any one person from history, but all I'm saying is whoever invented splitting the centre backs on the 6 yard line to pass out from goal kicks would be in the top five.

Is... Is she a member of Starfleet?

Person who drew this got 15 years.

Can we please just decide on which musician is going to be popularly known as "Camille" and figure out how to differentiate the rest? I'd suggest the one with six albums out already might be in pole position...

For all those in my TL expressing despair this morning. If the Tories replace Badenoch, NF is in trouble. And hopefully Lab's more progressive post-McSweeney tone will dial up.

Just looked at the results so far. Thing about Starmer is he has time to fix both the country and his messaging. Badenoch on the other hand, can't/won't change anything.

About the only one of us who doesn't need to just *try harder*. If anyone deserved to make 100 with faculties accounted for, Sir, it's yourself.

Kid was doing some RE homework today, which lead me to investigate whether my calculation of the logistics of Noah's Ark (including The Flood) was still on the internet. Third one down. rufous73.wordpress.com

I still recognise the Beano of my childhood in today's. All gags and silliness. Phoenix spans Squid Bits to dramatic serials to Corpse Talk. The Sinister World of Mr Pendragon would fit right in. They're not in competition. Both brilliant, with utterly different tones and entirely complimentary.

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BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

I don't know about you, but when WE click on the Zia Yusuf's new website promoting the 'punishment' of green voters with detention centres, it automatically redirects to the Refugee Council 😅

I don't understand how a heart is a spade but, somehow NYT's Connections is made Puzzle #1060 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

I've felt a weird affinity to New Orleans forever. Louis Armstrong to Dr John. Lafcadio Hearn to Tremé. Live and Let Die to Princess and the Frog. It's the one part of the US I always hoped to visit. Obviously not the major take-away from this news, but meant it hit just that bit harder.

Londoners are going to have to start making their support for each other visible much much sooner than later.

Surreal afternoon. Napoleon's Army tried to kidnap our son from the Presidential palace in Madrid. #TrueStory

The History of Europe: War War War War War War War War War Arguments about bananas War

Might actually risk assuming the Knicks can't possibly lose from a 53 point lead at the end of the third and go to bed...

Today? Assuming no Beatles... Pennies from heaven: Sinatra & Basie Heard it thru the grapevine: Marvin Gaye You make me feel: Aretha At Last: Etta James Typical American: The Goats Subterranean Homesick Alien: Radiohead Black: Dave Hi Ren Shine on u Crazy Diamond: Pink Floyd Zambra: Ojos de Brujo

Little bit of joy for y'all from one of my all time favourite albums youtu.be/lLAfdI-f3Xo?...

Every time this pops up again I get chills. Shakespeare would have stood to applaud. youtu.be/-3RCme2zZRY?...

That Supreme Court decision that voting wards cannot be redrawn by racial demographics, excuses political parties from having to consider any concerns that might be specific to minority voters. A system that doesn't consider the welfare of all socio-economic groups ain't a functional democracy.

Most Beatlesy song not by the Beatles? Pink Floyd's Brain Damage must be up there.

Incredible scenes from Simon and Garfunkel reddit: Paul Simon seems to have signed a bin in Mayfair

Philosophy PhD proposal for someone : Should we, or should we not read this article? What if we own 33 shares in the publication?

Pay a lot of Danegeld and then get invaded by the Normans?

Proposing we rename all National Anthems "National Theme Tunes".

Only to the period between 1925 and 1933. You know - before it was too late to stop him.

For a solid 8mins at the start of that match, United looked unstoppable.

There will be lots of chin-stroking columns about political violence and lowering the temperature that will studiously ignore we're still talking about the guy who had a lynch mob sack the Capitol and try to kill the vice president.

Taken a break between Arkham 1 & 2 to pick this up. Sam and Max reimagined by Raymond Chandler in the extended Steamboat Willie universe. Only a couple of hours in but the care and attention to detail that's gone in has been apparent in every second so far. Loving it. #Switch2 #MousePIForHire

Man's run the marathon within a minute of my half-marathon PB.

Looking forward to seeing how the Knicks blow this 14 point half time lead...

After 30-odd years, it turns out that what the internet is actually for us those videos of kids taking random objects to school.

The Phoenix is the best comic the UK has ever produced. Genuinely something for everyone. That it continues to thrive despite a lack of widespread visibility makes me SO happy.

Gawd bless the US removing support for the Falklands, which they did nothing to help defend when it was invaded. Pub Quiz question; which nation was the last to invade territory of which the British Sovereign was Head Of State?

The Knicks playoff performances are even more irksome than usual

It's usually because two people are sat either side of me scrolling through reels on their phones with the speakers on.

My favourite fact about St George's Day : it's also World Book Day, marking the date that both Shakespeare and Cervantes died. Except Shakespeare's countrymen do not celebrate WBD today. Presumably out of a fear of catching "foreign" or something. They have it on the first Thursday in March instead