⚠️ WRITE PROPER ALT TEXT FOR YOUR MEDIA! #swresource It increases the chance of it populating in a search and people are more likely to reskeet it on top of making it more accessible. It's a win-win-win.

Pay-What-You-Can NoFrillDos are back! I make these from leftover silicone from my other NoFrillicone pours, and since they're saved from becoming aste material, I let you decide how much they're worth! www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

This is literally what the 4th amendment was written to protect against. There are lots of things that are up for discussion and debate about how one interprets the 4th amendment. This isn't one of them.

Sometimes when I learn that someone doesn't have bush, I get a lil sad.

Also hi, I'm still hot.

2026, the year I finally finished drafting my underwear pattern so that I could use the merino wool fabric I bought 3 years ago. Weeeee.

PLEASE we're *all* begging you full URLs don't belong there either not only does it defeat the purpose of hashtags and links (clickable), it sounds like hell when read back before you post alt text, ask yourself "how will this get read back to me via screen reader, and will it make sense?"

Protect and advocate for all queer and trans folks Not just the ones you wanna fuck Js js

I have a show tonight and I feel SO CUTE. I made the pants and the mesh shoulder top 😌✨️

Being on top when you're squirmy and wiggly is such a challenge lol.

Is it SWer culture to keep your nudes unhidden in your phone? Apparently people hide their nudes instead of allowing them to be a minefield in their photos? lol

Proof of life or whatever. I made these pants and cropped/hemmed this shirt.

Not to be -that- guy, but I love being an android user (though android is not perfect and Google is its own version of evil).

@knotsnacks.com & I at Folsom with our cheeks out 🖤

Had a collage/zine making night at my home this weekend and collectively did a group covid testing at the beginning. Like wow, so cute, so intimate. Made me very happy.

Just letting y’all know, if you have a fever right now or a sore throat or sniffles. You better assume it’s Covid, mask everywhere, and TEST (if you have access to reliable testing, which is 2-3 rapid tests in 48hr intervals or a PCR). For rapids, do an oral THEN nasal swab.

Been taking a little breaky from things, but my plants are happy, and so am I ✨️

Have spent the day cleaning and making GF vegan brownies and grocery shopping to prepare for my collage/zine night I'm hosting for some pals tonight. I am SO excited, but wooooof, I'm tired already. This is my first time ever hosting in my home 🥲❣️

Savoring these sweet summer days at the river 🍑

The inbetween 🧚‍♂️

Proof of life ✨️

Vegas folks, what are the best queer friendly clubs, bars, nightlife places?

I dream of a world where sw promo videos can be like this

Somehow, I think my butt got bigger, but I have no idea how.

You ever hook up with someone and then cuddle while discussing quantum mechanics? Good shit.

I feel like having adhd and being kinky means I go through so many kinks, but I don't have -one- that I do most consistently. Like a comet relationship where they're all in rotation, but are infrequent lol.

Hike with me? 🌲

Welcome to the fam lol

Fun fact of the weekend: if you get stuck off road in Washington, there is a network of people who will show up and help you recover your vehicle. Thank you, kind fleet of rural men, for winching my van up a dirt road that I could not get back up 😅

Put it all on me. ✨👅💦😵‍💫 #gayart #gayartist

Fisting summer is back 🙌

An ode to the sirens call. Dense restriction with @heyfaeriere.com

Proof of life ✨️

I do not desire to be online (in general + living in constant threat of having accounts suspended) I would *much* rather spend time with you in person. Send a note, book a date, put your phone away and feel those first date butterflies fill you up as we approach each other for the first time.

If you are in a room with law enforcement you ask “am I free to leave” until you you get a yes or no. If you get a “yes,” leave. If you get a “no” you say “I am exercising my constitutional right to silence and I insist on an attorney present”

I took a really hot video of me after pumping, but there's vertical lines gently moving from my lighting 🫠

Experiencing kink and sex with someone who's open-minded and won't make you feel gross or weird (unless that's what you want) for what you like is so special. I love curating that for others.

This is gonna do things to my brain 😌✨️

It's 12:48am and I just projectile squirted all over the floor and mirror by my bed. Oops. And on that note, ni night 🫠🫡❣️

What if we cuddled up together? 💓

baby are you made of cast iron? Because I wanna forget how hot you are until I go to touch you and then freak the fuck out

When making out with tongue, are you a tongue top, bottom, or switch?

QUOTE REPOST with a masked selfie (alt text included) if you are still masking to protect yourself, your friends, your family, and those most impacted by systemic abandon 😷 Principled solidarity is most important when it’s unpopular or isolating. ❤️‍🔥 copy paste text ❤️‍🔥

Maybe one day I'll post spicy pics again, but for now, you get this selfie of me in an outfit that I handmade ❣️

Two hairy holes for you to tongue fuck 😈👅

Hello, darlings. I’m Boarlord, a fat trans milf in her early 40s, a porn game dev, an utter whore 🤭✨ And I’m coming out of retirement. Reskeets vigorously appreciated! boarlord.neocities.org

These were so fun to make! Excited to see how they are while climbing ✨️

All emails are sent out! Check your spam new subs. 👏🏼 NYC the week of 4/28 and 5/5 I have select openings. Run don’t walk. It’s my birthday month, so it will be busy & I fully expect to be spoiled. • • 📸: by @meetcatgold.com w/ @lucystrawberrynyc.bsky.social