I don't want to hear a single Ohio Republican bitch about Virginia voting themselves a Dem gerrymander.

Legitimate question, does JD Vance have a public humiliation fetish? If not, I don't get why he's apparently speed running getting excommunicated personally by the Pope.

Chase DeLauter is another data point that proves Country Roads might just be the most universal song on the planet

I'm very curious about Hollywood these days. Like, why haven't we seen a movie or series about The Phantom Tollbooth? Was Norman Juster just so chill he never wanted to license the book?

“Life is like a HURRICANE here in Duckburg. Race cars, lasers, aero planes! It’s a DUCK BLUR!” Tourism Board Director: …. Steve, I’m genuinely curious, how did you imagine this pitch going over?

So, I really don't have beef with the Seattle Mariners, but holy shit have my Cleveland teams fucked them historically.

So here's a question: are TSA workers in the same union as ICE/CBP? If they are, that's going to be a spicy grievance if they really do send ICE into airports to do TSA work. They'll also be scabs!!!

Someday I will have the emotional heft to finally listen to Terry Prattchet's last book. Today is not that day.

I've never been more relieved that my active duty sister in the Army has a boring desk job on the west coast.

SCOTUS theme song today is from 1988: youtu.be/cS06eprlj2I?...

Oooh We could have had this! See the thing is if Paul Pena - who wrote the song "Jet Airliner" that Steve Miller made a hit - was still alive, he could have played. He became a Tuvan throat singer later in life as shown in the movie Genghis Blues. That would have been pretty cool.

Still the greatest pilot of all time - how we made the kickass theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=17oX...

So I just googled "is the universe in a plane?" - and the AI result was just a video of NASA's X-15 rocket plane. Yeah, search is cooked.

I mean yeah. Look at the lifetime of your average millennial: Reagan: Ugh Bush Sr: More of the same Clinton: Meh Bush Jr: Lots of bad Obama: OK this is good Trump I: Fuck Biden: There were SOME good things here Trump II: Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

RIP Renee Good.

Death penalty murder in my book.

@cleveland19.com Yo put the damn Cavs game back on! It cut to some BS "news" show. WTF?

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

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Leaving work in the coolest way…

Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.

Please, give cash to your local food bank. They really can take it further.

Data Center CDO's causing the incipient market crash seems very predictable. I want a different black swan.

Woodrow Wilson still has the record of 1200 rounds of golf played in his 8 years in office. So conservatively, Trump has to golf almost every single day left in his presidency to get close. Also Wilson didn't golf for the last 17 months of term after a stroke, so holy crap did he like golf before.

Happy 166th anniversary of Brown v. Harper's Ferry Arsenal to all who celebrate.

No matter what, the GOP is going to try to use Kirk as their modern day Horst Wessel.

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

thinking about how humanity is spending billions building the Demon Cat from Adventure Time

I saw a web developer saying, "So, all my client needs to be able to replace me with AI is to be able to clearly and concisely write down exactly what he needs? OK then I don't need to worry."

People categorized with a meme:🤣

Fun fact about ginseng - the vast majority of it is not grown in China, but in Wisconsin, and parts of Ontario. The mostly MAGA farmers are getting crushed because of tariffs and China just buying from Canada. There's no real market here so prices are crashing.

DO NOT EAT RAW MILK!! yes you

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

Post a fuck you song www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiLK...

Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.

Another thing about Epstein - At one point I was worried that Trump would doxx all the Epstein victims for <<reasons>>, and release nothing else. But then I remembered that if a victim was already outed nationally - there's really no reason for them not to go public and sue him.

He's narrowly right about the carrot cake - back when I worked at the Cheesecake Factory, a slice of their carrot cake was about 1800 calories.

I know it's probably just climate change, but has anyone considered the recent uptick in severe thunderstorms is due to Republican hubris inviting Zeus's nemesis?

There's a history of the Chinese Great Leap Forward on my shelf called Mao's Great Famine. Given recent events, should I re-read to see how much it mirrors today, or is the Cultural Revolution a better comparison to Trump's governance?

“The pattern is clear once you know what to look for. MAGA appeals to people who need to feel special, who need enemies to blame, who need simple answers to complex problems…The scary thing about MAGA isn’t that it’s obviously evil—it’s that it’s appealing to people who think they’re good.”

The dumbest part is that if the POTUS wanted to get him (John Sankey) on the phone it should take like 5 minutes tops.

I don't even recognize LeBron as King James.

I can hate this administration, the current Israeli government, and the current Iranian government at the same time. I don't have to suddenly hope Iran gets nukes because I hate trump and netanyahu. Just saying.

I just would like to point out that Barry and LeVon's $240 of pudding would now be $535 dollars worth of pudding. That's a lot of cook and chilling.

So that's like 9 test rockets in a row that Elon has blown up? As a comparison, The Saturn 5 that Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins took to the Moon was only the sixth Saturn 5 ever to be launched.

You can never count Sherman completely out.