The person who buys pasta to cook it for dinner is the spaghetter. The person that eats said pasta is the spaghetti.

Stairs were invented in 6000 BC People in 6001 BC: /gamemode c

If Jim is short for James why isn't Tim short for Tames

Hey, remember when video game consoles got *cheaper* the older they got? Hahahahahahahahahahaha good times... Are we great yet???

I don't think I've ever once scrolled Instagram and felt happy afterwards. I'm convinced that site is designed to make you addicted and depressed. Thanks, Mark Zuckerberg, very cool.

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

Seriously, call your fucking reps. 5calls.org/issue/stop-i...

I've been so brain-rotted by YouTube Poops that I now exclusively refer to the video game crash as "The LEGO Island Asshole Massacre of 1983." And who was responsible for releasing E.T. onto the shelves and being the catalyst? George Foreman the intercourse master. (cc. @cs188.bsky.social)

Here we go again... This Saturday I join the millions of people worldwide saying that the orange ass clown's reign has to stop. If you believe even a little bit in the potential for things to be better, I encourage you to take to the streets and say they should be. #NoKings www.mobilize.us/nokings/

And nothing of value will be lost.

I guess crying does solve your problems after all. (Still a massive win!! Fuck your AI slop)

I try to see the best in people. It's just really hard to do so when you're mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein files, you assault and rape a 13-year-old girl, you illegally start a war, your mafia kidnaps everyday citizens, you destroy our economy, you threaten our free speech, you...

@glitchprod.com has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

If you focus only on the worst of humanity, that's all you're ever going to see.

I don't know if this is going to be a hot take or not, but where I choose to spend my money is not a political statement. I may simply shop there because they're close by and they have stuff I like for cheap.

Those few days of warm weather were nice while it lasted. Now it’s back into the polar vortex. Thanks a lot, Punxsutawney Phil. Very cool. Quite literally.

You need to be really careful counting to 7 or higher nowadays. You never know who could be around and be tempted to make a stupid joke that wasn't even funny in the first place.

Screw Valentine’s Day. The real holiday is tomorrow. All the candy is half off!

The temperature is rising. The snow is melting. The trees are starting to come into bloom. Life is starting to feel like life again. So why do some places in my neighborhood still have their Christmas lights up?

In case you needed any more reason to never use AI for anything ever. quitgpt.org

Alright which one of you found this alternate-timeline version of me

Hey John, how many papas have you pizza’d?

A simple wooden stick. So often overlooked. But within it holds the power to turn imagination, thoughts and dreams into reality. The power to make the impossible possible. The power to create worlds. The best part? It's so lightweight, anyone can pick it up and use it.

If you support the current actions of the U.S. dictatorship and the domestic terrorists that call themselves Immigration and Customs Enforcement, kindly fuck off and never speak to me again. This is no longer a difference in political ideology. This is a difference in MORAL ideology.

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

Tonight on a very special episode of "David Ellison and His Fruitless Attempts to Tempt Warner Bros. Away from Netflix is the Reason Why Paramount and Nickelodeon Cannot Have Nice Things:"

no matter how bad your art is, you're still a better artist than someone who uses AI. They're literally nothing

no, the discord survey was not a phishing scam, it didn't even ask for your credentials or anything. calm the hell down

I work at a Dairy Queen. You'd be surprised at the amount of people that come in and ask for Flurries instead of Blizzards. I tell them, "If you want a Flurry, you go to McDonald's." Technically, our Blizzards came out first. By like a decade. THEY'RE ripping US off. I demand royalties, Ronald

Alright, the clock's ticked over, it's 2026 now. Time for Ryan Seacrest to go back into his cave until next year. Right next to Mariah Carey.

Try to be positive in 2026! Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.

Anti-piracy measure idea: If the game detects it’s a pirated copy, you can play through it totally normally, except you can’t buy things from shops. All the shopkeepers say, “I don’t sell to thieves.” The final boss to beat the game requires an item purchased in a shop. (Doing the math?)

Grown-up life hack: Always have something to look forward to. No matter how big or small.

The first best time to leave Twitter was when Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn’t, did a Nazi salute on Inauguration Day. The second best time to leave Twitter is right now.

Here he is: the silliest, the Bluey-loving green kangaroo: Jax! He is now… a muppet? Wonder how that happened? 😅💚 @jaxh.bsky.social #muppets #art #digitalart #fyp #viral #bluesky #trending #ibispaintx

Belated birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social. #cartoon #art #ArtistonBluesky #smallartist #cuteart #digitalart #kangaroo

💚Birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social, featuring his green roo! 💚

Oh no I was born 24 times

Given it's both Stuffed Tummies Day (Thanksgiving) and le green roo's borthday, I decided to release this simultaneously Thanksgiving and Birthday drawing early in advance! (Happi borthday @jaxh.bsky.social !)

You know how disgusting cold and flu medicine usually tastes? When you need it, it's absolutely delicious.

People in this country are struggling to eat. People in this country are struggling to find a place to live. People in this country are struggling to stay healthy. But sure, give Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn't, a trillion-dollar pay package. Good job, guys.

New #bluey video game announced, box art revealed (None of you will get the reference)

Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight my executives are dysfunctioning

Unlike you, I get my news from reliable sources.

Traffic violations. (Featuring a green kangaroo @jaxh.bsky.social and a Mojo Swoptops superfan @briannacolson.bsky.social) #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld

heehoo #carlthecollector #pbskids

Everybody gangsta till the Larry the Cable Guy tow truck says "Don't you remember? You was there too!"

A green roo's just standing there... For @jaxh.bsky.social