A simple wooden stick. So often overlooked. But within it holds the power to turn imagination, thoughts and dreams into reality. The power to make the impossible possible. The power to create worlds. The best part? It's so lightweight, anyone can pick it up and use it.

If you support the current actions of the U.S. dictatorship and the domestic terrorists that call themselves Immigration and Customs Enforcement, kindly fuck off and never speak to me again. This is no longer a difference in political ideology. This is a difference in MORAL ideology.

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

Tonight on a very special episode of "David Ellison and His Fruitless Attempts to Tempt Warner Bros. Away from Netflix is the Reason Why Paramount and Nickelodeon Cannot Have Nice Things:"

no matter how bad your art is, you're still a better artist than someone who uses AI. They're literally nothing

no, the discord survey was not a phishing scam, it didn't even ask for your credentials or anything. calm the hell down

I work at a Dairy Queen. You'd be surprised at the amount of people that come in and ask for Flurries instead of Blizzards. I tell them, "If you want a Flurry, you go to McDonald's." Technically, our Blizzards came out first. By like a decade. THEY'RE ripping US off. I demand royalties, Ronald

Alright, the clock's ticked over, it's 2026 now. Time for Ryan Seacrest to go back into his cave until next year. Right next to Mariah Carey.

Try to be positive in 2026! Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.

Anti-piracy measure idea: If the game detects it’s a pirated copy, you can play through it totally normally, except you can’t buy things from shops. All the shopkeepers say, “I don’t sell to thieves.” The final boss to beat the game requires an item purchased in a shop. (Doing the math?)

Grown-up life hack: Always have something to look forward to. No matter how big or small.

The first best time to leave Twitter was when Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn’t, did a Nazi salute on Inauguration Day. The second best time to leave Twitter is right now.

Here he is: the silliest, the Bluey-loving green kangaroo: Jax! He is now… a muppet? Wonder how that happened? 😅💚 @jaxh.bsky.social #muppets #art #digitalart #fyp #viral #bluesky #trending #ibispaintx

Belated birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social. #cartoon #art #ArtistonBluesky #smallartist #cuteart #digitalart #kangaroo

💚Birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social, featuring his green roo! 💚

Oh no I was born 24 times

Given it's both Stuffed Tummies Day (Thanksgiving) and le green roo's borthday, I decided to release this simultaneously Thanksgiving and Birthday drawing early in advance! (Happi borthday @jaxh.bsky.social !)

You know how disgusting cold and flu medicine usually tastes? When you need it, it's absolutely delicious.

People in this country are struggling to eat. People in this country are struggling to find a place to live. People in this country are struggling to stay healthy. But sure, give Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn't, a trillion-dollar pay package. Good job, guys.

New #bluey video game announced, box art revealed (None of you will get the reference)

Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight my executives are dysfunctioning

Unlike you, I get my news from reliable sources.

Traffic violations. (Featuring a green kangaroo @jaxh.bsky.social and a Mojo Swoptops superfan @briannacolson.bsky.social) #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld

heehoo #carlthecollector #pbskids

Everybody gangsta till the Larry the Cable Guy tow truck says "Don't you remember? You was there too!"

A green roo's just standing there... For @jaxh.bsky.social

No less than 24 hours after @rerez.net puts out their video on this game, I find it in my local second-hand games shop… is this an omen? Am I cursed? Is that kid on the cover following me?

"Protecting children" should not come at the cost of fucking over everything and everyone else. There's only one thing that can truly protect children: their parents.

Can I get some GOOD news for a change, please?

I hate phone calls. Especially to politicians. But I can't stay quiet when PBS, one of the most uniting forces for good in American society that helped make me who I am today, is under attack just because they say things the president doesn't agree with. CALL YOUR SENATORS!! protectmypublicmedia.org

Kindness isn't "woke." Evil's just evil.

Anybody know where I can get tickets to go see Xbox live? Asking for a friend

I’m doing my part. I’m practicing my pyrokinesis on every Tesla I see. I’ll soon be able to set them on fire with nothing but my mind. Sadly more than a few in this neighborhood. At least one cybertruck. Ewww. But fortunately that means lots of practice! (For legal reasons I am not an arsonist.)

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I think the person I QRT'd this from will be pleased to know they're from a show he worked on, and I think you'll be pleased to know I'd be safe and sound.

With Nintendo putting GameCube games on the Switch 2 and Sakurai-sama busy with Kirby Air Riders, how much longer will it be before the Smash community is frothing at the mouth for a new Smash game and Nintendo replies by putting Melee on there? And it's the European patch version no one plays.

One day, despite everything, the orange menace will be dead, his fascist regime being but a point in history that the future will not look back kindly on. If for no other reason, keep living to see that day. Take care of yourselves. The fight for basic decency isn't over. It's merely just begun.

I posted about this on Twitter years ago, but I wanted to reshare it here. On the DVD for "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie", there's a commentary track with series creators Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki, in-character as Mr. Lunt and Larry as if they were producers on the film. And it's comedy gold.

I don't know who made the social media rule that you always have to be constantly angry and seething at people just living their life in a way that doesn't actively harm anybody and makes them happy, but I kind of hope that they aren't alive anymore.

I have no interest in participating in ArtFight.

"Hollywood's too reboot-focused! We want original movies!" "Okay, here's an original movie." "WHAT?! I have to pay money for that?! It's not the exact original movie that I wanted! I'm not going to see it!" And the cycle repeats.

Quote this with a great TV father.

I promise I’ll post something happy soon.

LOL J/K. Called off work to be here. Democracy is more important than my $10.50/hour. Great crowd. Had fun. No one died. No one arrested. I am so proud of this community. #NoKings

Tomorrow is #NoKings day. I wish I could go to my local protest but I’ve got work that day and my shift will be over by the time you guys are. I’ll still be offering my solidarity and support however I can from the sidelines, hoping for a better future for this country.

World’s most tragic misinput. #MarioKartWorld #NintendoSwitch2

Discover feed bad, please reskeet.

Remember kids, not everyone can get a Switch 2 on day one. Not everyone can play the new Deltarune or Mario Kart on day one. Not everyone can watch the new Phineas and Ferb revival on day one. Tag your spoilers. Don’t be a dick. (A lesson in basic fandom etiquette from your friends at JH Media.)