“There’s your answer, Fish Bulb.”

The only big box chain I’m even slightly nostalgic for in 2002 was Best Buy because goddamn did they have a selection of anime that put Suncoast’s to shame, and at half of their prices!

Hey if you’re ever near a polling place and see Carol Becker, make sure you say out loud that you drove all the way from Buffalo to vote.

listen the only reason to go to walmart in 2002 was because the cashiers weren’t checking the bottoms of the carts so sometimes you’d “forget” that you put a suitcase of budweiser there and just roll right out the store and some days you’d experiment with “forgetting” two suitcases down there

it me

EDITOR: You get that photo of Char Aznable and Challia Bull I asked for?

If someone is a “sexual matador,” then I can only assume that means they avoid penetration at all costs.

Welp, thanks to today’s youth and their addictive/destructive behaviors, I can only buy a can of compressed air over the internet. … I just wanted to do whippets!

Half-Priced Books in SLP rockin’ the album version of “Skin Trade,” y’all.

🚨Hot Nine Inch Nails Take🚨: The TRON: ARES soundtrack should have just been a Reznor/Ross release, and the CHALLENGERS soundtrack deserved the full NIN treatment.

You’re goddamn right I signed this under my party title.

While the white liberals wring their hands and worry that conservatives now have an excuse to enact political violence, I consider you remember what happened in the early morning hours of June 14th.

Thinking about the family of Representative Melissa Hortman & her husband who were assassinated at the hands of a radical MAGA shooter in June. Melissa was doing such important work for the state of Minnesota & this country-we grieve her loss & demand strict gun reform legislation.

Won’t be surprising when the “It’s too early to talk about reform” crowd has immediate opinions about how we need gun control now, just for certain people.

Well, if he pulls through, he’s already gained the experience needed to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life.

“Hi, yeah, so I just saw a bunch of suspicious guys hop out of a truck… they’re all wearing masks so I have to assume they’re up to no good… yeah, no, they’re not carrying any ID so I think it’s safe to assume these are the people you’re looking for.”

Just blasting KMFDM out my open car windows while idling in the preschool drop-off line.

Just looked at a still from the Saints-Cardinals game and based on the uniforms I’m seeing, I’m just gonna pretend a different team showed up to the Superdome.

oof dave foley no longer the most problematic kid in the hall i guess

Vikings: Now that we’ve got Thielen back, we’re unstoppable in the North! Packers: Hold our New Glarus…

The reason McGruff got cut for telling kids not to buy pills off of social media is because one of the planks in RFK Jr.’s health platform is buying pills off of social media.

Why would you cast Timothy Olyphant as the android in an ALIEN show but not have the sinewy, hyper-intelligent, psychosexual monster played by Walton Goggins?

Attention Colorado beer drinkers: WestFax Brewing in Lakewood is holding a MAGA event later this month, featuring anti-trans hate group, Jeffco Kids First. You know what to do

The owners of the Twins won’t see your posts. But your other out-of-touch multi-millionaire friends with no trace of business acumen will.

I’m re-reading Alan Moore’s run on SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING, and it’s wild how everything, EVERYTHING, Gaiman put into Sandman was already done there, and more concisely.

ah cool they invented pd james’ version of the torment nexus

I have been slogging through THE GOLDEN COMPASS for over a year and I finally picked it back up, and four pages later there’s an armored fucking polar bear and now I can’t put it down.

Yossarian at the end of CATCH-22.

New millionaire vs billionaire comparison... A million minutes ago, Baldur's Gate 3 had just come out... A billion minutes ago, the Roman Empire was still in its ascendency

@daybreaker.xyz ATTN: Ravioli Al

why would i pay to get rid of them from my blood when we all know microplastics are stored in the balls

Of all the things James Gunn got right about Superman, the most important detail to me is confirming Metropolis is in Delaware.

Just like COUPLING was adapted into FRIENDS and BROADCHURCH was adapted into GRACEPOINT, America has finally developed its own version of Charlie Hunnam and called it Austin Butler.

The Cheers building?

Perfect album that came out when you were 16

"This was the largest manhunt in MN State History" but the suspect escaped after police witnessed him murder someone, escaped to both his known residences and was walking around North Mpls with a giant cowboy hat on. Stop listening to these stenographers feeding you hagiography.

when the butt thief is in town

HERE. HERE’S MY LOCK SCREEN, YOU PERVERTS.

I guess someone over at Disney realized it’d be in poor taste to have Natasha Lyonne play a blind woman.

oh my fucking god he’s using a brand new baby shield that hasn’t even arrived yet

Just putting together my HOGAN’S HEROES costume for SDCC.

V FOR VENDETTA was a documentary.

Took him a month, but tonight the tears will salt every grouper sandwich and bottle of Landshark.

Is it illegal to goad Becka Thompson into filing a series of bogus campaign finance complaints with her Ward 4 home address past the time when it makes her legally ineligible to run in Ward 12?