Ok, I'm fully on the Boko Yout hype train.

I have never felt more justified in stopping after the first season.

My only contribution to today’s discourse:

Blame this on the misfortune of your birth, Charlie Brown!

I think the problem is that Kevin O’Connell is running the second year of his quarterback development program without taking into account that his second-year quarterback is in reality still in his first year.

Billy Joe Armstrong watching the Packers-Vikings game: 🎶WELCOME TO GARBAGE TIME🎶

The DFL has a "leadership facing criminal charges for killing someone with their car" problem.

This has been happening to poor folks in south Louisiana for years, but if it takes inconveniencing white Californians for reform on a national level, so be it.

These dipshits are gonna kick in the door of one of the French Quarter’s haunted apartments, storm inside, and disappear from the material plane.

Is this the earliest-ever Minnesota State Fair Grandstand announcement?

Everybody here giving out the year of their birth like it’s not 50% of the info needed to provide a robot over the phone to verify their identity.

Vikings fans at 3:30 PM: “We’d have been better off with Sam Darnold!” Sam Darnold at 6 PM: “My wide receivers are wearing blue jerseys, right?”

Oh so Edgar Wright didn’t have the courage to stick to the book’s ending and opted for a cheap happy ending instead. I’m confident now in saying that without Frost & Pegg he’s a stylistic hack, and maybe ANT-MAN would have been beyond his grasp after all.

The album I go grocery shopping to. No joke, nothing like checking a carton of eggs at Aldi while a low bass voice chants into your ears how the USSR should be managing the entirety of Berlin.

After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.

LET 👏 ALANIS 👏 MORISSETTE 👏 COVER 👏 MORE 👏 SEAL 👏 SONGS

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

Finished my umpteenth replay of FALLOUT 4, which I hadn’t played in over three years, and I think I have to admit that it’s just a bad game. Which is the same conclusion I came to three years ago. Well, see ya in 2029, Commonwealth!

Hey so in all seriousness my wife and I volunteered for our good friend’s Bloomington City Council campaign, and we’re over the moon to report that she won on the first ballot. I love our big weird city. www.robertson4bloomington.com

HE’S SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS!

The wildest part of the Cheney shooting story will always be how the one who apologized was Whittington.

[P] he has slipped the surly bonds of Earth / and shot the face of God

Happy “Hell-O-Ween!” youtu.be/31zMeueKY0Y?...

What the fuck does this even mean? What are the menu items supposed to represent? Are they candidates? Is he suggesting getting rid of RCV alchemicalizes them into quiche lorraine? And y’all like this guy?

The embarrassing thing is Hodgman was shilling hard for this Nazi. Has he released a statement yet?

Uh, I’m finding it more concerning to learn that Platner was a Blackwater mercenary than to discover he has a Nazi tattoo. And I’m very concerned about the Nazi tattoo!

Got @ckunzelman.bsky.social’s new book about ancient aliens last week, but I don’t know when he expects me to read it when I still have to burn through FROM HELL and PROMETHEA.

Spider-Man 2099 meets Lennie Briscoe 2099. #Orbachtober

Sometimes your wife is playing silly nonsense games with your five-year-old, and your wife says the word knickerbocker, and then your five-year-old calls her mother a “knicker woman” and the game comes to a screeching halt as your wife frantically tries to explain the precarious nuance of language.

Y’all are doing yourself a disservice if you’re not listening to Matt Berry’s albums. His new album is great: open.spotify.com/album/7o4X7S...

A Monday morning mood booster for Garth Marenghi fans... youtu.be/OO-ZGP68-3w?...

Blake Grupe’s sole salvation is that he’s employed by an organization intentionally trying to field the worst possible football product. He’s safe this season. He will be unemployable next season.

Hey, is there any CNN policy decision on what they call the body of water off the southern coasts of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida?

Part of me wonders if the intention of electing a pope who is an American citizen was to make sure he cannot be barred from entering the US.

“Two-hundred and fifty songs, huh? Well let’s have a look at this list.” No. 250: “Drops of Jupiter” [immediately closes browser]

I think the worst part of Amy McGrath’s grift is that she’s gonna get more support and promotion from Congressional Dems than any actually-competitive 2026 candidate. She’d be stupid not to try this again!

“There’s your answer, Fish Bulb.”

The only big box chain I’m even slightly nostalgic for in 2002 was Best Buy because goddamn did they have a selection of anime that put Suncoast’s to shame, and at half of their prices!

Hey if you’re ever near a polling place and see Carol Becker, make sure you say out loud that you drove all the way from Buffalo to vote.

listen the only reason to go to walmart in 2002 was because the cashiers weren’t checking the bottoms of the carts so sometimes you’d “forget” that you put a suitcase of budweiser there and just roll right out the store and some days you’d experiment with “forgetting” two suitcases down there

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EDITOR: You get that photo of Char Aznable and Challia Bull I asked for?

If someone is a “sexual matador,” then I can only assume that means they avoid penetration at all costs.

Welp, thanks to today’s youth and their addictive/destructive behaviors, I can only buy a can of compressed air over the internet. … I just wanted to do whippets!

Half-Priced Books in SLP rockin’ the album version of “Skin Trade,” y’all.

🚨Hot Nine Inch Nails Take🚨: The TRON: ARES soundtrack should have just been a Reznor/Ross release, and the CHALLENGERS soundtrack deserved the full NIN treatment.

You’re goddamn right I signed this under my party title.

While the white liberals wring their hands and worry that conservatives now have an excuse to enact political violence, I consider you remember what happened in the early morning hours of June 14th.

Thinking about the family of Representative Melissa Hortman & her husband who were assassinated at the hands of a radical MAGA shooter in June. Melissa was doing such important work for the state of Minnesota & this country-we grieve her loss & demand strict gun reform legislation.