hair show down, thanks for having me

a little more blonde now

the serotonin hits so hard when i see my bestie interacting with me, so happy to share a social media with her again

this is how i feel i look when the dysmorphia hits

feel like i'm the only one with a thing for hands these days

that's my emotional support hand between my legs

need sugar and the only thing i have access to right now is white chocolate i HATE IT HERE

on that note, i need my mutuals. i need good people to follow. give me the funny feelings please i need it

okay i think im going to finally do it, im going to finally switch to primarily using bluesky over twitter/X, its been a good run but its just too much over there

Posting @lynndewitt.bsky.social

call him ebenezer scrooge the way i ghosted him this christmas

my phone just transitioned into night shift. it's 2pm.

Last year I wrote and produced my debut album and shot my own album cover and I have yet to share it with Bluesky so here I am begging another social media site to stream my music so I can quit my job open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD...

proof that i was hot last night

what if when cats stretched they moaned

going to start saying i have the zoomies when i'm horny because this pussy is acting hyperactive

i'm not a shower or a grower. i'm sonic the hedgehog

me, immediately after waking up:

my brain used to be broken in a very specific way and it's since corrected itself and i think i'm a little less funny because of it

stop shaming skeeting!!!! i love to skeet all day!! people need to see me skeet!

(cartwheeling out of a totaled 2014 subaru outback) wowie that could've been bad

(crawling out of the bushes) hey guys how's it going you're looking well

@lynndewitt.bsky.social Your Mario tweet just showed up in my FB feed lol

google "barbie movie" and thank me later

ok fine i'll say it, it is an incredibly powerful feeling knowing someone would abandon any semblance of their current normal life just for a minuscule chance at a sniff of my most petite pussy fart

have i mentioned im even happier now? tw*tter is a dating app and i hate that i can say that

good times with bestie

waiting for blink

i am a human mimikyu

hello, my name is lynn, and welcome to jackass

nothing can silence me. i am annoying and persistent

i'm in u colorado

my legs are mathematically perfectly proportionate to my height

nice

i don't got that dog in me, if anything i have a bearded dragon, let me bask in the sun

fucking the soul out of mario while he bites his lip so hard his mustache brushes the underside of his chin “mama mia imma so close” he says through a series of heavy breaths “OWOWOWOWOWO” he exclaims as he gives me an extra life in my tummy as he ejaculates into me, sizing down

i am abusing the excuse that i was summoned for jury duty and not engaging in work for the rest of this week

i will scorch the entire earth to make sure elizabeth olsen is safe and happy at all times

i want pinocchio to sit between my legs and lie until his nose shoots out of my mouth

i thought it was pretty clear that i've got the music in me

WHAT

being gay is only a choice if you're a corporation

lookin casual today but remembering gay

don't make me do the mario tweet here im begging

can't believe the beatles exist