Gluing a couple pill organizers together for my own personal adult Advent Calendar this year.

I opened a beanbag chair with Styrofoam filling thinking I could ignore the warning labels, dump out the filling, and wash the fabric shell. So, this has become a learning opportunity for me to not underestimate the power of static and the desire electrons have in moving from one thing to another.

I watched the first two episodes of the new Vince Gilligan show last night, Pluribus. Amazing stuff.

"TAXATION IS THEFT!" - My children every November 1st as we begin our annual political philosophy home schooling starting with their candy.

Rewatched Disney's Luca, quite underrated, highly imaginative, a great period piece drawing from lore and legends. I so wish Italians were real.

Candy corn should come out intact and recognizable like real corn

Every comic book shop has a dude at the register long talking the worker in a nerdy conversation that they both enjoy and desperately want to escape. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to purchase what you intend to buy, and avoid getting sucked into a lengthy conversation.

I always knew I'd see WW3 in my lifetime I just didn't think it'd be the US dragging us into a war with the US against the US on US soil.

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

BREAKING NEWS: Canada, UK and Australia say they recognize a Palestinian state as part of efforts to pile pressure on Israel over Gaza. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/3VtaMRI

Once a sitting president led a violent insurrection and then nobody involved ultimately got any consequences at all, that I would say was the watershed moment for political violence in this country. A YouTube troll? Fuck off

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

Elected democrats are very good at doing nothing and they’re doing SO MUCH right now and all of it is embarrassing, great work everyone

Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed

I don't have the iPhone Air yet but I've already bent it in my back pocket

I can't believe there's an a11y overlay company called Skynet. I mean, come on. www.skynettechnologies.com

Went to bed when my kids did a little past 9p (late for them). Got up to use the bathroom at 3:30a and now fully awake. The goddess Circadia once again has her hex on me.

WHY ON EARTH would Google Pixel change the gesture of how to pick up or deny phone calls from sliding up or down to right or left?

We got Taylor Swift engaged before GTA6

Finally getting around to transferring my mom's landline number to Google Voice to be done with landline bills forever.

This chair seems amazing @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/lib...

Thinking about goat pupils and their natural cinematic ultra wide screen vision

What a nightmare

I just moved and set up three networks on my WiFi: Turtle Power!, Autobots, roll out! and It's Morphin' Time!

Labubus are what Jawas look like under their hoods

Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty

Congratulations to NYC on your super cool Dem mayoral candidate of which I am not super envious of at all.

From Trump's nomination acceptance speech in 2024: "Together, we will launch a new era of safety, prosperity and freedom for citizens of every race, religion, color and creed."

They lie about everything

In breaking dull dad news: I replaced 5x CR2302 batteries in five different devices tonight. I also got a new mobile phone vent mount but it's MagSafe which my Pixel doesn't have. But it's MagSafe-compatible now because the vent mount came with a magnet sticker for the back of my phone.

As a longtime pretentious user of em and en dashes, I am upset about the fact that they're a tell that you've used AI. My obnoxiousness is all natural, not ChatGPT.

I personally liked the fact the app was just called Max. Change it back again.

Philadelphians: Sorry but if you grew up 0.25 miles from the city limits, you're not from Philly. Stop saying you're from Philly. Philadelphians when the Pope went to college here for four years: PHILLY POPE!!!!! WATER ICE!!! WAWA!!!!! HOAGIES!!! GO BIRDS! GO PHILLIES! GO WILDCATS!!!

They used to park these in a garage on 4th Street in Northern Liberties in Philly

I'm reading the headlines, congratulations to Pope Chosen

Trump taking credit for the Pope in 3...2...1...

Pope Olivia Rodrigo I

The biggest investment I've ever seen going toward trying to match fetch happen corporate.comcast.com/press/releas...

I've been trying to formulate my thoughts on Duolingo. In short, I'm disappointed. But I think the part that really irritates me is the fact that their core business is something essential to the human experience: language. It is extremely bold to go so far as to call yourself "AI-first".

I miss when AI meant Allen Iverson

I got beef/lamb shawarma pita and fries from Bisho's in Fox Chase yesterday and it was one of the best things I've ever eaten.

Unbelievable that nobody has said "Backdoor, dickhead!" yet

Hey if you use a real payment method and a real delivery address while auditing one of those meal kit delivery websites, be sure you cancel the orders before they ship. Be really sure you cancel the orders. Someone, definitely not me, got 13 meals today and has 40 coming a week from now.

The fact Elon got bullied off of Path of Exile 2 makes this a time as good any to finally boot it up and create a character. I bought it a few weeks ago.

Pronouncing tariff the way they pronounce Sharif, like in Rock the Casbah

Asking 23andMe to delete my data is not enough, I am asking them to delete me

Split Fiction lives up to the hype. Also, I did not expect my laptop with a GTX 4060 to take a shit on it as much as it did.

We need to figure out how to break into Fetterman's wardrobe and slowly replace his hoodies with increasingly larger hoodies so that he thinks he's shrinking for the rest of his one and done term