Rutland sky

Whats the matter babe, you've hardly worn your open front, shiny pink vest cum leotard, with chain detailing...

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

Haribos new rhubarb and custard sweets are every bit as addictive and moreish as youd expect.

Forgot to add the chatty birds!

Lovely day for a country bimble. Obvs ended up in a pub, but havibg a coffee and cake 😱 Multum in parvo

www.maptap.gg April 24 92🏆 98🔥 90👑 86🎓 53🤫 Final score: 787 Wrong end of Chile!

Bosh!

I'm making my world* famous left over roast chicken and leek pie with seasonal veg tonight. Bend over. *Multum in Parvo

Post you in another country

For all things wholesome please, please enjoy this.

Is dipping pizza crusts in red wine uncouth? Asking for a friend.

Not too bad, I suppose. www.maptap.gg April 20 82🌟 88🎉 71😂 94🏅 75🌞 Final score: 819

@lionella.bsky.social Happy Birthday, the sun shone for you! At least it did here! Hope youre having a great day.

Went for a trundle. Lots of birds. Had a pint and cheesy chips.

Post a pic of you in glasses (click to see)

Got my Taiwan wrong and China was a fluke but I'll take it. www.maptap.gg April 19 96🔥 91🏆 85🎓 75🌞 96🏅 Final score: 870

This morning's chorus

Of youre not following this account then shake your head and have a word, eh?

Cant recall who mentioned Deadloch on here but, its soo good. Highly recommend watching. On Prime fyi

Apparently its International Beaver Day.

Ey up. Nice out, innit?

First tattoo, lads!

Preparing to go for a bank holiday weekend ramble Bomba: do you want vaseline for the balls? Me: pulls down pants B: THE BALLS OF YOUR FEET!! 😬

At Velita’s Vamps & Vixens our nominated charity for the year is Cancer Research UK. We do a raffle and a bottle tombola at every event so I’ve put together this Amazon wish list for anyone who would kindly like to support us in this.

My local (albeit Shell) garage has diesel at 183.9 per gallon Thanks Donald, you massive orange dropped bollock.

Batman Begins is bloody epic.

Just tried that Merlin bird app for the first time and got a chiff chaff, robin and greenfinch off the bat. Didn't realise it didnt keep these when you start again so youll just have to believe me!

@mi55lmunster.bsky.social I dont know why but I thought youd appreciate the mug I got for 😉🤔

Well, balls.

My boy, aged 16 and an arf, has just made it to Lichfield by himself for his initial army assessment. 2 days of 5am starts. That should be interesting!

This is normal shopping behaviour, yes?

Hung a load out today, lads. Washing, for those of you in the gutter.

On a walk yesterday with Bomba and a happy little dachshund trotted towards us. I leant down and put the back of my hand our for it to sniff, which it did. I said hello and it went 'Awooowoo' straight to my face and carried on its way. Undoubtedly said hello back and I now wish for two things 1/2

Dont think Bomba has realised its IWD. Going to surprise her with a pile of ironing later. #romance

Ireland v Wales. 3 great anthems. Come on Cymru!

Proper pea souper this morning and the number of melts without any kind of lights on at the rear was ridiculous. And some silly cow got a mouthful for bipping me cos I wasnt exiting a junction quick enough for her liking. Not sure she expected me to stop and offer her some advice on roadcraft...

Facebook is overrun with AI bollocks posts.

Making my first home made pie tonight, lads. Leftover roast chicken and leek. Will update....

@girlabouttown.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Kay! 🩵🩵

@mi55lmunster.bsky.social Happy Birrhday, Lou! 🖤🖤

@mi55lmunster.bsky.social new app just dropped Birdex

Why did ww2 films made in the 60s and 70s pay no attention whatsoever to authentic haircuts and civvy clothes? Mosquito Squadron, im looking at you right now.

Dog sitting for the next 10 days. He's not broken, just put together weird.

Come on Canada! 🏒

Short track relay skating is bonkers

Bloody awesome!

Chicken risotto made with leftover roast chicken. If you could taste it you'd bend over.

Not fussed about pancakes tbh. Sausage Roll Day would have me getting the bunting out, however.