When you're having a quiet drink on Canal Street and a queen from Church / Barpop comes over to tell you about the karaoke they have on tonight

😌

Nothing brings home to me our over-reliance on cars like school drop-off time. Why are so many of these teenagers being driven to school? What do you mean you're not walking or cycling??

I'll be your cinnamon secret or whatever Carly Rae Jepsen said

logged into the old place one last time to delete all my accounts and was quite disturbed to see how many of you are still actively posting (and therefore helping musk train his fascism bot)

There is an EHRC consultation on their latest bullshit guidance, which segregates and weakens protections for trans people We should all fill it out Instructions and inspiration on what to say available here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Russia didn’t actually get banned - they got suspended for one year in the aftermath of the invasion, due to other countries kicking up a fuss, and then all Russian broadcasters withdrew from the EBU as an organisation, rendering them ineligible to compete

Like this is what happens when the left doesn't watch it. You are not being forced to watch it. But do not be surprised when the rights result passes because you have chosen to not.

it is worth noting here that Azerbaijan militarily attacked another entrant and still competed in 2025

Less than 7,000 signatures needed for self-ID to be considered for debate in Parliament. Sign here 👇 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Trans people in the UK are (finally) getting organized! This letter, started by a single passionate ally, has garnered nearly 1000 signatures in just a few days. Now, two trans rights orgs are throwing their weight behind it, demanding MPs act Sign it. Share it. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Here is the text of my MP letter on the Supreme Court ruling if anyone wants it for inspiration docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Tell Manchester Pride to make this year's theme more relevant and less wet www.change.org/p/change-the...

Gaga, Beyoncé and Kylie this year 😌😌

I have a question for the people who make these things. What is the hole for? And why is it capable of storing more water than the seven seas of this good earth? We are SO DAMN CAREFUL with drying these goddamn things and yet - AND YET (see 2nd picture)

They say innovation is dead, but that's not true because now when I hear 1989 house hit Pump Up the Jam, I think of Philomena Cunk

I for one am very excited that there is a new LinkedIn game

Out for a walk in the rain and the clouds literally parted and the sun came out when Olivia Dean came on shuffle

This feels like a slur?

Your top 4 albums by artists with less than 1 million monthly listeners D.I.D - All Our Favourite Stories Hot Chip - In Our Heads Laura Mvula - Pink Noise Sammy Rae & the Friends - Lets Throw a Party (EP)

I hope she plays hot to go

What in the word salad is this shit

hi if you're still using twitter after all the shit musk has been pulling like - promoting tommy robinson - weaponising rape victims to stir racial hatred - encouraging violence against democratic leaders please learn to make an actual sacrifice for your values.

What's the betting not one of my London-based colleagues asks me if I've been affected by the flooding now I've come back to work today (I've not been affected, but it just strikes me they're probably not even aware a natural disaster has taken place because the UK is so London-centric)

Okay Yin is dead to me now it's all about Charlotte and her goose jumper

I'm sorry are you kidding???

THE MERMAID TAIL!!!!

Do you think there's a decorating supplies shop in New Zealand called Caulkland

She ate

How are we doing be honest

I don't know what planet I live on but this is genuinely the first time I've heard of this song

The lyrics to this song are just a collection of random phrases and I love it but it also proves how the gays will go feral for something basic AF 😅

FINALLY SOME JUSTICE

I'm sorry but not We Will Rave and Dizzy coming above The Code - sometimes we don't deserve rights 😭

There’s a tendency amongst cis allies to think GICs just need more money to get through the wait list & that will resolve trans healthcare. I used to think this too. GICs are set up to gatekeep transition, to make it as difficult as possible to access a treatment cis people can get from their GPs.

I went here and everyone knew you

I just know people who write cryptic crosswords are the worst

Obsessed with the last sentence of this snippet

Evicted a 90-year old veteran and sold their property for a 159% profit to avoid a capital gains tax increase that doesn't exist, and still they feel like victims. We have an entire generation of spoiled, greedy, grasping monsters who wouldn't give you the steam of their piss.

Everyone meet Sir Oinkachoink, my new best friend

I'm literally crawling to the end of this week my god

In all seriousness 911

I WILL be taking further questions at this time please let's DISCUSS

Sorry starbucks but £4.75 for a mocha is an absolutely insane price???

Not long ago, peace and love was such a trope of Eurovision they did a whole interval skit about it Clearly peace is out the window if you can aggressively wage war against your neighbours and still participate

Starting a thread of delicious moments in Christmas songs because why not First, the random 7-4 bar in I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday I ran out of space but it modulates back to D major in the next bar. And before the 3rd verse there is a very tasty D7add11 chord 🤌🤌🤌

Boots advert this boots advert that - when are they going to do 'here come the girls' again

My #esc250 (yes there is some recency bias in here, and a couple to bait people)