Amesower
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Jerk of all trades; master of pun
Why is it called Schubert’s Cigarettes cycle and not Lieder of the Pack?
about 4 hours ago
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How would you start a garbage show? I would say “Lights, camera… ashcan!”
1 day ago
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Want to feel old? Little Jackie Coogan’s all grown up now and is set to be in the cast of a television program inspired by New Yorker cartoons!
2 days ago
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I don’t like to brag, but I am extremely humble.
2 days ago
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Weird category, but I’m sure she deserved it.
3 days ago
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“Billie Eilish”—me saying Billy Elliot while very drunk
3 days ago
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Ras Putin, president of Rasta Russia
3 days ago
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How do they take fifty-nine minutes to say no?
3 days ago
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Imagine seeing a girl on fire. You’d point and say “That girl is on fire!” Then later you’d write a song about it called “Girl on Fire.” What a roller coaster ride.
4 days ago
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Inside Llewyn Davis meets Uncut Gems
5 days ago
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Honestly, all other movies should be called Face On.
7 days ago
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La Brea Rugs: The carpet for your tar pit
10 days ago
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This is my neighbor Hooch. He’s giving me a dirty look because I stopped petting him to take his picture.
11 days ago
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Borat the Explorat
14 days ago
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Today I learned that the first word of the Smashing Pumpkins song “Disarm” is “disarm.”
14 days ago
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I had a dream last night that it happened on July 4, so mark your calendars, folks.
15 days ago
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Coney Island in winter
15 days ago
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2018: Oh cool, my wife is helping unionize her workplace. 2026: My wife has to testify about her retaliatory firing. Fun times!
15 days ago
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Imagine Walt Whitman and Walter White having a podcast. WW: I am the one who knocks. WW: I am large, I contain multitudes.
17 days ago
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Why is it called knocking people down and not mistrust falls?
17 days ago
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17 days ago
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Alicia Kraft
19 days ago
dicture picture
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Poutine! at the Diner
20 days ago
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Pole to Pole? Is that the new gay skiing show everyone is talking about?
20 days ago
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There's a brutalist sculpture in the park by my apartment that's fun to take pictures of.
21 days ago
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Thinking and people watching The Chair Company with no familiarity with Tim Robinson’s oeuvre and wondering what they make of lines like “I'm right about a lot of things that people have zero clue that they even know is going on.”
21 days ago
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Want to feel old? If so, why?
22 days ago
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This might be the worst joke possible.
25 days ago
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Because he’s British.
27 days ago
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"Hello, It's a-Me" —Mario Rundgren
27 days ago
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Snakes: A Hisstory
27 days ago
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This morning I was listening to a podcast where they mentioned an intact carnyx found in Norfolk, and now my timeline is also talking about that carnyx. Pretty cool!
29 days ago
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My sons are both playing different Sigur RĂłs songs at each other simultaneously to prove a point.
about 1 month ago
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Yorkville stoops
about 1 month ago
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Alright, time for some new lang syne!
about 1 month ago
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Dick Clark’s Ryan Seachris Steakhouse
about 1 month ago
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I don’t think anyone got mad at me on here. I think some people probably got annoyed with me, though, because I was being annoying.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Broth-ers and soup-sters
about 1 month ago
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When Ghost Dog came out, I was really excited to see it but never got around to it. Now, over twenty-five years later, I finally watched it, and I was not disappointed.
about 1 month ago
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Merry Chrissy Baby!
about 1 month ago
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Squirrels can have a little avocado, as a treat.
about 1 month ago
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Rebel Without a Cause is a Christmas movie. Wait, sorry, I meant Rebel Without a Claus.
about 1 month ago
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Vivot to pideo.
about 2 months ago
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SMH all these grave cleaning videos. They're removing the patina and destroying its resale value.
about 2 months ago
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"Me and Debbie... He's my brother" (a misunderstanding at trivia last night)
about 2 months ago
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Rom com is short for romp comp. I don’t know what that means though.
about 2 months ago
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Would you drink at a bar called the Bloody Nose? I probably wouldn’t, but I’m a coward.
about 2 months ago
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A good mean nickname for someone who really likes cabbage would be Samuel Taylor Cabbage. Like “Oh, is that so, Samuel Taylor Cabbage?”
about 2 months ago
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So that’s why this wine was steeply marked down. I can only describe it as “yeasty,” with a distinct ketchupy note.
about 2 months ago
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If Elvis Costello wrote a song about the standardization of the Albanian language, he could call it "Shqipbuilding."
about 2 months ago
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