Clouds over Broadway #clouds #broadway #photography

The other day someone said I looked like Mr. Rogers, and then this morning someone said their kid thinks I look just like Daniel Radcliffe, so if you’re wondering what I look like, it’s Mr. Rogers meets Daniel Radcliffe.

Dang, now I really have to find a photo of Brad Lander at my bar mitzvah.

Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle jingle jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle jingle bells

I wonder if catsup cures hiccoughs too.

Chameleon Police: a supergroup made up of members of Culture Club and Radiohead

B, like is this a trick question

Tear in the clouds #photography #blackandwhite #interestingsky

George Washington High School

Cool sky #coolsky #photography

More like Garfelid h/t @bookmusiclyrics.bsky.social

I want to make sure @tavie.bsky.social sees this.

They’re screening the Knicks game in my building’s courtyard, and my favorite part is the little kids running in front of the projector.

Why is it called Freddy at Macy’s and not Nightmare on 34th Street?

For the director of the Amadeus sequel they should get Milos Fiveman.

If God had a name The trees would be falling

You catch more pigs with a ham net—Shakespeare

This is true, and it works with Ira as well.

I’m on a CN Tower diet: I see an tower, I eat it! (joke from Godzilla in Toronto)

Probably the most embarrassing album I love is Doopee Time

We could refer to "poopoo" as "the p.p. word," but it would be confusing.

This must be the place. #photography #blackandwhite #naivemelody

Much as Hollywoodland is Hollywood with land on the end, Hollywoodlandia is Hollywoodland with ia on the end.

You’re telling me Nancy drew these mysteries?

Wrinkly poppy petals #photography #blackandwhite #flowers

Wait, does “Suicide Blonde” quote “Shakedown Street”?

Mesolithic people never got to enjoy wasabi peas.

Oh no!

Jack's Wife Freda's Fishs Eddy's Chris Steakhouse

Desp-karate Why don’t you come to your sensei

If you don't like watching Frasier, you can just close your eyes and imagine Sideshow Bob saying all that stuff.

Imagine you’ve never heard the word turbulence before and you think it’s pronounced terboolence.

Mighty Duck Stew

More like Don't Buy chocolate. Dontbai chocolate?

What’s What: The Who’s Who of Things

True story: my parents partied with REO Speedwagon.

You can’t have Caine Mutinies anymore, because of Wouk

“You’re the spiciest, niciest pickle of a plum”—something you could sing to an animal maybe. Or a baby.

Rube: I'm really getting into crypto. Knave: Prosím. Rube: what Knave: Czech 'please'!

Why is it called an atomic zit and not Poppenheimer?

An optometry business called CF Eyecare

You make 100 percent of the shots you don’t miss.

Name your junk after the last Ruben Östlund movie you saw. Mine is Force Majeure; my wife's is Triangle of Sadness.

No one wants to invest in my hamburger corporation.

Looks like @flanneloccluded.bsky.social dropped the ball.

I'm so glad Joanna Newsom saved that baby from the zombie cop!

I tried and failed to take some pictures of swallows flying over a pond, but I noticed that one of the photos looked a little like a Monet, so just I cropped out the bird, which was blurry and in the corner. Also, I've started adding hashtags to these posts, and I may keep doing so.

"Um, actually they're called drivers" (an annoying thing I'm planning to say the next time my wife says "autopilot")