Friends fear he’s on a deep CRJ relisten

Orange you glad I’m posting again?

Happy Fat Boy Friday!!! How’re you celebrating? #fbf

I fear my friends are sick of the sight of my pasty body on their social media all the time

Happy Fat Boy Friday!!! How’re you celebrating? #fbf

The big daddy bear sat opposite me on this train… smash

@davidargent.bsky.social saying they can recognise men just from their belly… #REAL

That bear getting hoed out more than half the guys on sniffies

Orange you glad I’m posting again?

me when they banned menthols 💔

To the thick man working on this Merseyrail train, you’re absolute goals and would smash

Oh hello new hair

Oh hello new hair

No manc pride for me this year because work is homophobic (and I have just bought a house)

- Big hair - Big lips - Cinched waist - Padded hips Mama, that’s a drag queen

You + your favourite Pokemon

Got banned from Reddit for a week because I replied to a fuck marry kill with killing two options and fucking the other

I’m going to miss this lift

Liverpool Central station have more than one self service ticket machine and one person at a ticket counter challenge do that challenge

Alan Carr they could never make me hate you

How I’m feeling rn

Work all weekend and Monday should be outlawed

HUNGRY

BEARS 4 DOLL RIGHTS

IM BACK BABY

I’ve neglected this app!! I’m so sorry. Have this as an apology. 💝

Just started High Potential on D+ and it’s really good! Caitlin Olsen is verrrry good and it scratches the Bones itch I’ve had for a while.

Subskeet is such a funny word but yes. I’ll be shady anonymously!

The Pokemon that runs this account

Kinda wanna get a crop top that says “ozempic” which shows off my tummy for pride

Who the fuck does Martin Kemp have dirt on at the BBC that means he can put his lame ass son on EVERY SINGLE SHOW AND ADVERT AND PODCAST?

I will say. I’m not a gainer. I’m just fat. 😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve neglected this app!! I’m so sorry. Have this as an apology. 💝

But what if I posted Cawk

The post office is like the pharmacy and I don’t know to process this information

The cow is a playable character in ‘Mario Kart World.’

IT SAVED ME

Same me switch 2 direct save me

Just some stuff I’ve drawn recently, like with my actual brain and hand

How it feels hanging with friends who are 5+ years older

My husb and my friends send me lovely tik toks like “this is to say you’re loved and valued!” And I send them shit like

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

4 of my favourite gym leaders ✨ The girlies just go so hard and I can’t not include my favourite camp cow turned contest master slash champion!

Hamdan Ballal, the Palestinian co-director of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land,” has been beaten and taken by Israeli settlers, TMZ reports.