The coup d’ grace is when we are destroyed, it’ll be by these utter morons.

The very moment I finished this, I got an offer for it. Quick turn-around.

Kash is uniquely qualified to save the children from pedophiles. He is unmarried, childless and obsessed with big mens getting all greased up to “fight” seven or eight times a day. Oh yeah, and clubbing. Seems a bit, not good.

He started on an escalator and he ended on one. Circle of bullshit.

#TrumpIsAChildRapist #SheWas13 #BelieveTheWomen #TrumpFucksKids

For anyone who didn't see this earlier: I did this illustration of Mark Hamill in between doing work for clients the last few weeks. Today is his birthday, and I wanted to do something to sort of celebrate this really good human being.

Remember when we had anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws? Good times.

To be perfectly honest, I’d recommend trump Vodka over the re-rollout of trump Steaks, I’m not sure they’ve kept well over the last 40 years.

Finished, I believe.

An oligarch is someone who can afford a billion for lying for trump. Or for being criminals. Same people.

I’m no military strategist, and apparently neither is he. Every commander. From every base and facility. At once. In a well-advertised location. Seems normal. www.huffpost.com/entry/pete-h...

I just got my very own indictment letter. Don’t hate, you’ll get yours too.

trump knows more about escalators than anyone has ever heard of. BTW, groceries.

Renewing a 40 year old FAILED Vodka is peak Carney (finger-missing tilt-a-whirl operator, not Canadian PM).

trump’s girlfriend Putin is acting like a bitch. I hope he can get his girlfriend Kim to help him find his balls.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t a funeral or memorial 100% Empathy?

I’ve noticed that when trump references a group that he HATES, but wants the public to think he gives a shit. Here’s his tell. He HATES dogs. He uses Dog as a slur, until he wants you to believe that he has human emotions. “He died like a dog. A BEAUTIFUL dog.” He just did the same the other day

I am SO done with Larry The President Guy.

During the WH lawn MMA/UFC fight, between the undercard and the “OCTOGON cage match to the Death”, trump will be awarded the LOYA PEACE PRIZE.

Calling Jake Tapper.

Tonight, they’ll claim trump was just doing his new comedy act.

trump was being his authentic self while he was raping children. So there.

Good on you ladies.

Putin’s oligarchs are construction thugs. trump’s are scrawny tech bros with fluid sexuality.

Is Pam Bondi like, 60? Or is that what hatred does to you?

Honoring CK? Of course they did. They just replaced (returned) a 20 foot painting of Robert E Lee. They loves them some racist muthafukkkers.

I’d be willing to bet that not everyone who eulogized and honored Charlie, were aware of his REAL views.

I think this one’s done.

In this day and age, the here did trump catch leprosy? My guess? RFJR.

It’s true. Trump gets 95, 97, 13-1500% negative coverage.

Mike Johnson said this kind of rhetoric is highly inflammatory and incites people.

Based my knowledge of the Epstein Files, I know more than our FBI Director. Wait, maybe I am the FBI director.

One of my favorite moments in the history of free speech: Larry Flynt publishing a satirical Campari ad featuring Jerry Falwell Sr. as an incestuous drunk who first had sex with his mother in an outhouse. Falwell sued. In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court found that satire is protected speech.

I can solve all of these “merger” nightmares. Enforce anti-trust and monopoly laws. Duh.

Looks like every member of trumps cabinet should be called CASH.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure dome decree: www.google.com/imgres?imgur...

Looking forward to Melanomas “spooky” decorations in the “Big Pants” (my word for ball room).

#mothernaturesong #musicchallenge Day 20 6 songs now about the elements. The dogs hate the rain but the love the smells that waft over from the pig farm when it's windy, they also hate the heat, but love snow. Stormy Weather : Billie Holiday youtu.be/EIgVCU19pjg?...

It is unlawful to deny entry to members of Congress access to any federal detention facility. Here’s an idea. DO SOMETHING!! Or does NOT endorsing Mamdani take too much of your time? Put it in the letter that no one will read.

Not sure if you’ve heard about this, but trump’s building a ballroom. Yeah. He’s pretty cagey about it.

I guess I’m not entirely against dual-citizenship, but I think if you are a US representative or senator, you should NOT have any citizenship beyond that to your constituents.

I intend to fight until I can’t fight anymore, but I refuse to do it with AIPAC’s permission.

Besides the newer, younger, more fricking realistic, and willing to fight, we’re gonna vote all of the old dinosaurs out. Bye Felicia!

My dog! Bill Mahr is a moron.

Trump is a pig and a disgusting clown who is a mentally ill psychopath.

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