Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out

Gotta make sure that thing doesn't poke your eye out

HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌 Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!! robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...

Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.

I heard it was Make A Terrible Comic day

Got my covid boosty this morning and now I'm waiting for it to hit me like a freight train 6-8 hours later, as it always does 😔💦

We are now on the LAST DAY of Blanksword's Kickstarter Campaign and we're only 3.5k€ away from hitting our first stretch goal, which involves OFF's creator, Mortis Ghost, working with us on the game! We ask one final time for your support to make our dream indie RPG a reality! 🔽(Link below) 🔽

it aint much but it's honest work -- #ctangleart #comic #objecthead

I'm 4'11" 😔

Also this is 3 months old but it's more or less part 1 of the 4panel i posted the other day 👌

Also this is 3 months old but it's more or less part 1 of the 4panel i posted the other day 👌

Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.

more media with women who look like this and men who look like that (and they BANG)

yknow, like, when you become temporarily possessed by certain ocs??

yknow, like, when you become temporarily possessed by certain ocs??

TOMORROW!!

Should also do Allen facts: >He's a mix of 4 different alien species: Triclops (like Andy), Human, whatever Simon is, and ????? (probably something aquatic) >The thing on his head IS in fact his head, it's some kind of fin-like crest that he probably inherited from mystery grandparent #4

Other miscellaneous Simon facts: > Nocturnal, but mostly on the job at night, so he never gets good sleep >Born and raised on his species' native planet, which is pretty uncommon at this point in the spacefaring future >Took a cleaning job on a deep space cargo ship and got left behind on the Moon

Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌

Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍

Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌

Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍

CHAPTER 1 DROPS TOMORROW. 🙂‍↕️✏️

everybody skate

Fuck it I'm posting the tentacles 1/3

That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol. I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com

That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol. I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)

Got my schedule totally messed up by SPX and just realized I posted the last RR page yesterday, Wednesday, so get ready for ANOTHER page in a few minutes here lol. It's the last page of the epilogue (minus a little bonus illustration that will go up tomorrow!) Thanks for reading!!!

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...

Alien junk fun! (characters belong to @realbadjasper.bsky.social 🧡)

Last day of SPX, come getcha aliens at table W83 in the back corner of the ballroom!!

Reminder I'm going to be at SPX this weekend!! Table W83!! All the RR books and zines you could ever want!!!!!

Reminder I'm going to be at SPX this weekend!! Table W83!! All the RR books and zines you could ever want!!!!!

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.

Finished portrait commission for the Bean Bun rewards of Andy from @realbadjasper.bsky.social's Robber Robert for @crabbng.kingsofsorts.com! 🥳💖💕✨

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.

I'll be at SPX in Bethesda, MD next weekend!! I'll have a limited run of epilogue comics for sale (as well as the RR chapter 1 book and the Goodtime Galaxy zine!) Come see me! I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨

Made a little height chart for the most recent page. Triclops are definitely the most dense and powerful species on the moon, but Lorses take the cake in height and numbers.

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 14, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com Who would win in a fight between a Triclops and a Lorse (lizard/horse)? The Triclops, for sure. That's why there's always two Lorses :)

Made a little height chart for the most recent page. Triclops are definitely the most dense and powerful species on the moon, but Lorses take the cake in height and numbers.

👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽 Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 14, mature readers only! 🔞 Read for free: robber-robert.com Who would win in a fight between a Triclops and a Lorse (lizard/horse)? The Triclops, for sure. That's why there's always two Lorses :)

Please consider: MORE horny aliens

Consider: these horny aliens