it feels illegal whenever i google a hot actor and she was born in 1997. like is she even 18?

if you see this, post a bridge from your gallery

BREAKING: jd vance signs a vice executive order to legalize heterosectional marriage

Breaking: AWS develops groundbreaking tech that cools EC2 instances to nearly absolute zero.

every time it turn on the tv there’s milk propaganda

how can we know if this is the real melania

the world has ended, but i'm almost done implementing recursion in #syntran

abolish the tsa

i’m glad that trump seems to be obsessed with flip flopping on tiktok on day 1 instead of purging dissidents

a stunning victory tonight for the geriatrics. good thing there’s only minor problems to deal with now

Living in NYC is scary because you’ll see a big rat and think “wow that’s a big rat”

ok i guess i have to use ig reels now i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf

guys i solved the hallucination problem

wsl in the streets templeos in the sheets

josh hawley just said that tiktok can read your text messages that’s false and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages

jenkins programmers be like: pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}}

who up one eyed jacking it

i’ve had it with pumpkin spice lattes. i want a butter chicken latte

don’t forget to update tiktok in the appstore. you might never be able to again starting sunday

nice nice

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Cal.: yes

who up pinging they humidifier on poob

life hack: for a healthy, low sodium salad, you can make your own dressing from olive oil, ammonia, and seasoning

the bots if i switched my bluesky profile to private

Who up manipulating they log

some water went down the wrong pipe yesterday and i haven’t felt right since

i want a girl with a short skirt and a llooooooonnggg 3

i guess it’s time for me to port @prime-of-the-day.bsky.social from threads

new domain handle who dis @zuck.bsky.social famously doesn't own a domain

@zuck.bsky.social thinks bubblesort is a good sorting algorithm

@zuck washes his cast iron skillet with soap

@zuck debugs in prod

@zuck goes to harlem globetrotters games and roots for the washington generals

i had to use winapi today so i really don’t care if trump starts a nuclear with greenland next week or whatever

strip mining is not as sexy as i thought it would be

the year is 2028. you are being held in an ice detention camp in texas, forced to perform slave labor as a threads community notes moderator a post pops up on your monitor: “is anyone still using this app?”. you mark it “not spam”

i’m just waiting for jack dorsey or whoever runs this shit to do something cringe and then we all migrate to mastadon

Japan and America finding out they get to be on the same side in imperial conquest of Greenland

i can’t believe mark zuckerberg is letting this disinformation spread like a wildfire

censorship test

Several tech watchdog groups condemned Meta’s decision to effectively end its fact-checking program, warning of the potential for a surge in disinformation that could lead to more conspiracy theories.

java devs be like: public static pure abstract virtual void main(string[] args) const override

threads is down. tf am i supposed to do?

average linux user

i don’t know who any of you are

you can sing the lyrics of yankee doodle to the tune of good king wenceslaus. do with this information what you will

the existence of LL Cool J implies the existence of LALR Cool J: in this paper, I will—