jeff irwin
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guys i solved the hallucination problem
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it feels illegal whenever i google a hot actor and she was born in 1997. like is she even 18?
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if you see this, post a bridge from your gallery
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BREAKING: jd vance signs a vice executive order to legalize heterosectional marriage
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Tramgle's Haunted Emporium
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Breaking: AWS develops groundbreaking tech that cools EC2 instances to nearly absolute zero.
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every time it turn on the tv there’s milk propaganda
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how can we know if this is the real melania
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the world has ended, but i'm almost done implementing recursion in
#syntran
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abolish the tsa
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i’m glad that trump seems to be obsessed with flip flopping on tiktok on day 1 instead of purging dissidents
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redcloak
9 months ago
a stunning victory tonight for the geriatrics. good thing there’s only minor problems to deal with now
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brooks
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Living in NYC is scary because you’ll see a big rat and think “wow that’s a big rat”
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ok i guess i have to use ig reels now i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf
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guys i solved the hallucination problem
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wsl in the streets templeos in the sheets
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josh hawley just said that tiktok can read your text messages that’s false and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages
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jenkins programmers be like: pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}}
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who up one eyed jacking it
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i’ve had it with pumpkin spice lattes. i want a butter chicken latte
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don’t forget to update tiktok in the appstore. you might never be able to again starting sunday
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nice nice
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Cal.: yes
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who up pinging they humidifier on poob
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life hack: for a healthy, low sodium salad, you can make your own dressing from olive oil, ammonia, and seasoning
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the bots if i switched my bluesky profile to private
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Victikirby15
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Who up manipulating they log
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some water went down the wrong pipe yesterday and i haven’t felt right since
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i want a girl with a short skirt and a llooooooonnggg 3
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i guess it’s time for me to port
@prime-of-the-day.bsky.social
from threads
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new domain handle who dis
@zuck.bsky.social
famously doesn't own a domain
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@zuck.bsky.social
thinks bubblesort is a good sorting algorithm
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@zuck washes his cast iron skillet with soap
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@zuck debugs in prod
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@zuck goes to harlem globetrotters games and roots for the washington generals
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i had to use winapi today so i really don’t care if trump starts a nuclear with greenland next week or whatever
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strip mining is not as sexy as i thought it would be
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the year is 2028. you are being held in an ice detention camp in texas, forced to perform slave labor as a threads community notes moderator a post pops up on your monitor: “is anyone still using this app?”. you mark it “not spam”
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i’m just waiting for jack dorsey or whoever runs this shit to do something cringe and then we all migrate to mastadon
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SwiftOnSecurity
10 months ago
Japan and America finding out they get to be on the same side in imperial conquest of Greenland
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i can’t believe mark zuckerberg is letting this disinformation spread like a wildfire
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censorship test
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The New York Times
10 months ago
Several tech watchdog groups condemned Meta’s decision to effectively end its fact-checking program, warning of the potential for a surge in disinformation that could lead to more conspiracy theories.
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Tech watchdogs warn Meta’s decision could cause a surge in disinformation.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/07/business/trump-meta-disinformation.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes
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java devs be like: public static pure abstract virtual void main(string[] args) const override
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threads is down. tf am i supposed to do?
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average linux user
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i don’t know who any of you are
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you can sing the lyrics of yankee doodle to the tune of good king wenceslaus. do with this information what you will
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amos
11 months ago
the existence of LL Cool J implies the existence of LALR Cool J: in this paper, I will—
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