Monte Cristo.

“Bad boy mowers bowl. Bad boy mowers bowl,“ I repeat as I am shuffled into the asylum.

Scrooged is good.

At this point, sure. I’d fuck around with the Lament Configuration.

We think he’s still in the gulag or naw?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.

I’ve watched four Final Destination movies in two days and it just seems like a bunch of wrongful death suits.

“Why is my toilet full of shit!?”

lol, Cuck Schumer

My therapist is apparently huge TERF and had been on a 20 minute anti-trans rant in the middle of my session. My last session lol.

Lance was the villain of the Best Man franchise.

You think that CEO got out of the gulag yet?

First time I heard squabble up in Oakland was as background to somebody teaching white ladies how to do TikTok dances at the lake. What is happening lol?

PSA

It is REALLY after mf dark in here! Yall ain’t playin! #blacksky

Just saw an ad for congress here in Oakland where Jennifer Tran essentially called Lateefah Simon a house negress for Newsome and rich white interest because she somehow *checks notes* defunded police? A thing old rich white guys famously love? Some dems learning the power of the racism dial.

Turboman doll

I’m I longer afraid to speak my truth: ‘Jingle All the Way’ is a good movie.

Get this VP Pete shit outta here. One of the biggest stories of the last decade is former mckinsey people destroying everything they touch.

At Disney the first time. Nearly everyone here is a pervert... I'm just not sure what kind yet.

Anybody here work or worked at Waffle House, who'd be willing to let me interview them (paid) about the job as an expert? Got a story idea poking at me.

Bloodhounds rewatch. Still slaps.

GF put on Truman v. the Swans, and I was kind of shocked to see Balwin in an episode (as he should have been in France?) as a magical negro. Help?

@wapplehouse.bsky.social getting the shoutout at Live Mas Live. A true poster.

Just heard about the battle of the crater. The civil war was nuts.

@davidjroth.bsky.social Bills got that Atta in them.

The US and Germany are first ballot genocide hall of famers. You don't need to listen to what the think about Israeli's conduct in Palistine.

Decided to go with a Manly Bands (tm) ring for my future wedding because I'm afraid of the clitoris.

Scrooged is good. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Got that nawg in me.

Got that nawg in me.

Kevin was caught in home alone 1 by the wet bandits and beat into a coma. That's what home alone 2 is, Kevin in a hospital with severe brain damage.

The way to understand Disney's Hercules is as a propoganda film where the muses provide beautiful music (Disney's best?) to lull the viewer into accepting the Zeus-approved sanitized account of Hercules' rise.

Ms. Kim was happy when Trump got elected. About Dobbs too. But y'all ain't ready to hear all that. #gilmoregirls

They are absolutely dunking on this lady in that thread. Love to see it.

Is there no end to our national nightmare?

It only differs from a lynching in that there was a jury, official records were kept, the process was open to public scrutiny, the defendant had lawyers for his defense, the judge was independent of the prosecution, proceedings were conducted according to law, and sam bankman-fried is still alive.

This is utter nonsense, but can you imagine a dinner so bad you do hate crimes? What an indictment.

They should update that Folgers incest ad. I want to know what happened to that brother and sister.

I think the best and most likely outcome at this point is that Elon will implant one of his ape-killer chips into brain to get superpowers but end up in a permanent coma where what's left of his mind gets to live out his wierd dreams.

Get those turkeys in the fridge now so that you can brine it before the big day 🙏🙏🙏

Elon musk inventing the self-guillotining billionaire

Rebel Moon is Snyder unchained, so of course it looks like absolute dogshit.

Like that actor who got possessed by Elvis? Well Apple TV Plus has you covered with Masters of the Air--

Went to go do my paperwork to get a Cybertruck but they wouldn't let me sign. Said I can't get one yet because I still talk to my kids.

Worst part about Watching John Oliver is seeing Bill Maher's dumb face Pop up as a recommendation.

Wait, so the Cybertruck is supposed to look like shit?