i finally finished my giant pile of laundry. ive been behind since before i got sick. the relief is immense

pretty sure all time low is cancelled but man sometimes their old music just eats

i need to clean my upstairs today but i cant seem to get out of bed T.T

i was just thinking this in regards to being on Bluesky and on Tumblr. like sometimes you will see Discourse that is truly both unnecessary and unhelpful and you just gotta keep going

love when you play a flanking character in a game and your teammates get mad at you for flanking.... sorry i cant fire down mid like you?

ttpd is my favorite album of all time and people always seem surprised to hear that but what they dont know is that its not even close ive listened to over 11k minutes of ttpd and my second most listened to album of all time ive listened to just over 6k minutes.

the goat

sometimes i think my life sucks and then i take a step back and remember that despite everything else i literally have a partner straight out of a fairytale. we never fight, we never bore of spending time together, we care about each others likes, we have great sexual chemistry, we are best friends

big doctors appointment this morning! will i need surgery on my shoulder? place your bets below!

yall ever be laying in bed snug as a rug then realize you didn't take your meds

NOW I KNOW THE LIFE OF A PROSE-GIRL, BABE! 📚❤️‍🔥 Welcome to my 2026 Taylor Swift themed reading challenge and word scavenger hunt!!!! Please feel free to share and tag me as you check off categories because I LOVE to get book recs and hear your reviews!!

its the best time of the day (husband goes to sleep and i watch the weird tv shows i cant watch when hes awake)

yes, i DO think less of you as a person if you let your cat outside unsupervised.

“Up to 70% of rooms reserved by Fifa in Boston, Dallas, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and Seattle have been cancelled, the AHLA said” www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

my friend is giving her first lecture as a professor to me and i am excited for her but she did call me mid vacuum so im sitting here like 🧍‍♀️

hello why is lastfm using this photo of taylor im cracking up

went to the obgyn yesterday and they told me i have some lumps in my right boob. sure its nothing but of course im stressed as hell because i have had some pain in my armpit area but id been attributing it to the fact that shoulder is completely torn 🙃

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

it feels like im always taking two steps forward and five steps back with my health

theres a kindle app on the app store btw

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hate when u end up on baby names dot com while doing some writing and now the internet algorithm thinks you are pregnant

serving body tea so hard today

Took me less than a minute.

I'm at a medical school graduation right now and the speaker absolutely used chat gpt for her speech. how embarrassing to be a doctor and use something known to kill your brain.

mr and mrs bunnelby 🐇🐇

ive lost my vape but im in a hotel room and my husband is still sleeping T.T

Got three laughing emojis in the group chat just now. Did this with purely hard work. No trust fund. No nepotism. No one believed I could do it. But here we are. Put in the memes and now we're seeing the results. We did this. You can do it too.

close enough welcome back evermore bronze dress

the best part about watching one piece is the community of people who watched one piece the worst part is the fact theres 1200 episodes

We celebrate hot moms every day on this account.

beauty is a beast that roars down on all fours, demanding more.....

you shouldnt be allowed to be a doctor if youre a massive pussy. do not send a nurse in to give your patient bad news. do not chart that you discussed things you didnt. have the balls to say it to me or maybe go into academia

millennial pizza joints be like: legalize marinara

i don't even know the song i apparently streamed first on Spotify guys

baba yetu keeps showing up on my fyp and I'm telling y'all civ has NEVER had a bad opening song

my mil: "you dont want to be on disability with your mental health conditions theyll make you talk to a shrink once a month" me: i talk to a therapist every week so i don't think it'll change much????????

everyone has a lot of shit to say about the overwatch anniversary event but i would like to take a moment to talk about my favorite underrated item in the loot boxes: the season 1 player icon with the coin flip. elite ball knowledge of just how much has changed over time. i want it so bad.

my anime music phase is staring down the barrel of this all time spotify playlist at me

"why did you leave Goodreads" well besides the amazon affiliation it basically boils down to the fact i will tell you my favorite books are The Secret History or Betty but then never read books like them and dont want you to watch me read Halo: Fall of Reach and Kingdom Keepers

shout out to a weird ex friend who sent everyone a message on Snapchat last night but then left the group chat before even one of us checked it and so no one knows what she was on about (none of us have used Snapchat for at least 2 years now)

pov: you have dysautonomia and you got up and moved for 2 seconds and now your teeth are chattering

I’m less “bread-winner” of the family and more "bread-eater"

the people on tiktok just be making up theories

whats your go to board game/card game to combat people who think they cant learn board games? mine is mantis and i refuse to believe anyone cant learn mantis. its a party game. its short. its easy as fuck. its fun. it you come to my house expect to learn mantis.

Waited a decade for my favorite story to get it’s own tv series. Witch Hat Atelier, you are oh so special to me :’)

has anyone seen an edit of Spike and Julia from Cowboy Bebop to Carry the Weight by Halsey

TAYPRINCESS

ladies and gentlemen the doctor looked at my shoulder and they told me i couldnt have torn it without injury but guess who has four separate tears and a dislocated shoulder