I SEE CHAPPELL TODAY!!!!!

it’s honestly a great sadness that most men probably will never have the experience of screaming taylor swift songs with their bestie on a road trip!

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I AM ON A TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM?????!!!

AT THE THEATRE!!!!! TIME FOR RELEASE PARTY OF A SHOWGIRL!!!!!!!

THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL, BABE!!!!!!!

YOU GUYS MY DAD SAID HE GOT UP EARLY AND LISTENED TO SHOWGIRL ALL THE WAY THROUGH SO WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT 🥹🥹

happy to report that the second listen was JUST AS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!

Me hearing the my dick’s bigger, the wet line, and the entirety of wood for the first time LIKE GOD SHE IS SO ICONIC, I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHEN SHE GIVES US THESE GAG WORTHY LINES

GOD I LOVE ACTUALLY ROMANTIC SO MUCH

second listen somehow has me sobbing to this one even more than the first time

was not expecting ruin the friendship to devastate me in the way that it did!!!!

the whispered “i protect the family” has me levitating

taylor in father figure

ON LISTEN NUMEBR ✌️ SHOWGIRLS!!!

WOW WOW WOW, she’s outdone herself with this one

anyways onto my second listen now because i don't think i could stay away even if i wanted to. she really does put narcotics in all her songs

Taylor and sabrina wtfffff Im not OKAY

Taylor can be my father figure any day

TURNS OUT MY DICK’S BIGGER, SCREAMING

OKAY JUSY FJNISHED MY FIRST LISTEN I AM SO OBSESSED IT IS SO PERFECT

“I protect the family”

IT ISNT PLAYING ON APPLE MUSIC HELPPPPP

Yall my heart is about to beat out of my chest because I’m so excited to hear this album

IT’S HAPPENING OSKSJSJSKSKSJSJS HERE WE GO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

putting BOTH my earbuds on. this is serious.

10 MINS SHOWGIRLS!!!!!!!

are we all in our jammies right now? it’s like a big showgirl sleepover!!!!

Let your followers *assign* your Showgirl track before we hear it! What's my vibe? ❤️‍🔥

i’m so excited for showgirl but i love these last few hours of anticipation and not knowing 🥹🥹

one last time before leaving the ttpd era THE GODDESS OF TIMING ONCE FOUND US BEGUILING, SHE SAID SHE WAS TRYING, PETER, WAS SHE LYING? MY RIBS!!!!!!! ……get the feeling she did

us collectively agreeing to keep bluesky a spoiler free zone feels a lot like that scene in the hannah montana movie

we already know she’d be hitting that “I like both” button so hard when yoyok vs maroon pops up lmao

the things I would give to see Taylor Swift’s ranking of her own songs on the Taylor Swift song sorter

Omggg?!

I’m still only 57% through the sorter and this is why… ATWTMV vs MY TEARS RICOCHET???? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND???

Memorable quotes from this one (1/2): “As far as I’m concerned, a good man is like a mermaid at a carnival sideshow. Surely fake, but still a rare and singular attraction not to be missed, how remarkable to see one in person!”

I AM ON THE FLOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!!

unfortunately my nervous system can’t tell the difference between being held at gun point or a taylor swift album release week

why is it rep and why did the 6th track not get any easter eggs and why is the eras tour stage such an important symbol in this promo and just as like a general question: what the ACTUAL fuck is even going on?

I feel feral right now!!!!! AJSJJSKSKSAKKSKA

I’m so overstimulated trying to digest everything from the pop-up so far omg

📸| "The Reflection Room" looks like a scene out of Hamlet!

Happy Valentine’s Day??? 👀❤️‍🔥

I told our intern that since I am in such a good mood because Taylor is releasing a new album this week that I would see the obnoxious patient she didn’t want to see, and she said “DANG I WISH TAYLOR WOULD RELEASE A NEW ALBUM EVERY WEEK!!!” like us too sister 😪😂

FEAR

@ Nicole Kidman i’m free next Thursday if you’re free next Thursday and wanna do something next Thursday

noooo I finally got to the end of the line for photo 2 and my shop pay had somehow logged out so I was having to hand type my payment info and it sold out while I was inputting it!!!! so close!!!

not the approx 70-75 year old lady turning to me in my boxing class and going “YES BITCH!” ✨ i love girlhood lol