Perhaps this book is onto something...

Hey. About those NFMs...

CAPITALISM MAY BE STRONG BUT YOU ARE STRONGER.

Remember 🧠 Who you are post-burnout will never be who you were pre-burnout again 🔥 The corporate world takes and consumes 🧟 BUT 🍰 You're still capable of defeating Darkspawn 💪 JOIN THE GREY WARDENS TODAY 🛡️

There is only one correct answer.

A dalish-icous offering of pie!

I'll dragon-post for you Venatori.

I see we're all celebrating me today. Good work, recruits.

Perhaps I've judged you too harshly, Alistair.

Nobody tell @venatori4life.bsky.social or @greenknight86.bsky.social, but I have successfully snuck back into Weisshaupt and there is a party happening. We're bringing the Grey Wardens back! With the latest and greatest of corporate structures: the Pizza Party! 🍕

🥳Party in Weisshaupt on Friday! 🫵You're invited! #passiton

Convince Tevinter to return Weisshaupt to me, and we can talk.

WHAT DO THESE ROOKS GOT TO SMILE ABOUT ANYWAY?

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Don't invest in NFMs!!!!!! I wish SOMEONE would have warned me, so heed this kindness I pay to you--me, your FORMER Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt. Donations are appreciated.

Rook...

Rude? Me? That's Anti Grey Warden propaganda, no doubt created by ROOK.

The Lion does not concern himself with burnout when there are Darkspawn to burn instead.

My Darkspawn companion and I want to wish everyone a happy DATV anniversary...even you, Rook. ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*

Chat, I might be in love with a Darkspawn.

The Lion does not concern himself with the Darkspawn breaking down his Cellar door.

"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door, That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;— Darkness there and nothing more.

Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too 🫆 Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴

The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌 Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐 I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰

You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻 It is simple, dear recruit. 😔 Because of the NFM crash 🚗 I lost Weisshaupt 🏰 And the Fadenet 🌍 I lost the Wardens 🛡️ And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟 It's a dark time 🌕 My only reprieve ✌️ Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT

Happy Monday to everyone except Rook and the Inquisitor. I hope you both get caught up in eluvian traffic or whatever.

@ Everyone who was mad about the Grey Wardens aligning with the Venatori when they care about our future financial independence, the continued strength of our industry, and personal self-improvement via teaching our Mages new magic. Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.

@ Dalish ????

If we get this to 200, I will say exactly one nice thing about every dragon age protagonist

Privatize healing potions tbh. Stop leaving them scattered around the North for just any ol' person to use.

Get that coinpurse, Commander! 💰💰💰

This is why I SOLD all of Rook's personal effects! 🧠 💲I'm doubling down! 👇 As the Junior Wardens say, STONKS 💹 The biggest risk is never taking any RISKS, that's what I always say. The ⚔️Wardens🛡️ are ✨RISK-TAKERS✨

Can you explain why I'm supposed to hit you with political maneuvering?

No to the first, yes to the latter. It's called confidence 🌟

Season 3? We put in the work 🧑‍🏭defeating Darkspawn 🧟all year 🗓️long.

Woke up at 430am☀️ If you're a Grey Warden 🛡️, that's not early, that's expected. The Darkspawn don't sleep, and neither do we. 🪦 Earn your place; don't let an Ogre keep you down. 🧟 This is the Grind💪This is the Calling🩸 #RiseandGrind #bLIGHTwork #Wardens #NOROOKSALLOWED ❌

The Commander is a man of character. He knows what it means to hustle, to be a lion amongst sheep, to synergize. And most importantly, he knows how to hate on Rook.

((I enjoy everyone's Rooks, so teasing them is my way of showing my love lol))

>:(

BY SUBSCRIBING TO MY ⚔️ONLY WARDENS 🛡️, ONLY 150 SOVEREIGNS FOR THE FIRST THREE MONTHS

AND WHEN THE WARDENS CLAIM VICTORY OVER THE SIXTH BLIGHT, ILL LOOK AT THE CLOUDS IN THE BLUE SKIES. AND WATCH THE SUN RISE ON A GRATEFUL THEDAS.

#oockinda Honestly blaming stuff on Rook (not like you you Rook but the idea of DATVRook) is so fun. Genuine giggle every time I see it or do it

IT IS AND IT'S PROBABLY ROOK'S FAULT

...I'm not sure whether I'm proud of the initiative shown by my subordinate here in his journey of personal growth...or angry that he immediately ranked higher than me. Perhaps, just perhaps, I was wrong about you Alistair.

👆👇👈👉🅰️🅱️🅰️🅱️ Now that's what I call lateral thinking, Wardens 🛡️

Signed up for OnlyWardens 🛡️ today. I don't know what that is 🤔 but I'm excited to broaden my horizon and leadership skills.

The Grey Wardens are invited to the Barbecue.

Is this supposed to make sense? I'm cupping your joining.

It's because everything is their fault always