Everyone has a butt. So of course we have a butt. 🙄

I am so important that even the "spambots" agree. 🙄

And rightfully so. 😡

#repostyourart day 11: sparkles for the april art challenge bsky.app/profile/byje... #Elgar'nan #elfenjoyers

The children of my children, though they deny me...

I am proud of you.

Anaris is an imbecile. He is not worth the blood in his veins.

@venatori4life.bsky.social Employ this man. You need more observant individuals who recognize that there are two moons and less Rook sniffers.

War changes you whether you want it or not.

The sun, the moon, the stars, the fade... they all revolve around our Lord Elgar'nan. 😌

Ambitious goals won't be reached by idle hands! If one is unable to present results, then perhaps their blood can inspire.

NO BABY MAKING ON THE CLOCK

I... Am speechless, and that is no easy feat.

From beyond the Veil I heard your suffering. I see you. Come to me and we shall celebrate Transgender Visibility Day together.

"A soft top is an individual who is dominant within sexual preferences but soft and gentle when it comes to the nurturing of another person or significant other." Hmmm... Yes, I can be nurturing. But I am not "soft." I have never been "soft." 😤 I reject this proposal entirely. ( #nsfw )

Try to at it from Elgar'nan and Ghilan'ain's perspective. Back in their day, it was totally normal to have indentured servants and to destroy anything that gets in their way. Now the world has changed so much, it's hard to keep up. Aren't they allowed a little bit of fascism as a treat?

If you must explain your authority, you do not possess it.

😡😤 I am offended.

This is a dance off! If you see this, repost dance or you’re eliminated! I am Elgar'nan, first of the first-born, and king of the dance floor.

Desmel, ever so clever, asked me: "Lord Elgar'nan, would you not be a mighty Lion? For he is considered the King of the Beasts." He is normally such a clever lad but he is often reading fantasy and romance novels. I will extend him grace for having the incorrect information.

I see everyone choosing domestic cats. I would not be any domestic animal. I would be a tiger.

Ugly ass baby. 🙃

This looks familiar. @venatori4life.bsky.social Explain.

We usually just kind of lie there and chill because SOMEONE keeps stealing all the green potions.

Weapons don't weep.

I will forge the path to a greater tomorrow.

I am very distracting.

Elgar'nan is the elven god of having such low approval that your companions straight up attack you.

The "Dread Wolf" is a dick but he is my brother nonetheless. Even if he did abandon his family.

I promise you, when the venatori get into power, we will get rid of daylight savings time.

💪

Tevinter? More like TevinHER. Happy Woman's History Month.

Someone has to master their taint. I may not be the right person for this job... but I'm the only one left.

No one appreciates the work we do. 😔

Uh oh.

I will feel it as deeply and express it as violently as I please.

A man that fears pain more than failure will taste both.

Ugh.

Tidal-locking the earth to the Moon and forcing a weeks-long eclipse is okay. Burning all who wronged you is okay. Blighting the entire world and remaking it from the ground up is okay.

At these heights, I transcend — become whole again.

Boots and buttons constrain mana. That's just science. Let the toes and titties be free, just as the old gods intended.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Picture this, everyone: A blightline from the Anderfels through Tevinter, Nevarra and Antiva, ending in Rivain. Just think of the boost to the job market. The economic prosperity for the north. This can happen under Ghilan'ain and Elgar'nan. We just need YOUR support.