Anyone that asks if I find pans attractive will be immediately gifted to Ghilan'nain for... correction.

I am gender.

I am right about everything. Yes, of course it is true.

😐

I went recently to release a few wrongly imprisoned Venatori. The lack of creativity in Tevinter punishments astound me. If it is not lashings it is death or small holes with bars. Back in my day we were far more creative. I should tell you about the man that dared to take the form of a dragon...

😏 💛

Come find out. 😏

It is not a rug either.

Speedpaint of Lusacan from Dragon Age: The Veilguard Time taken: 4 hours 30min 3D reference used: www.artstation.com/artwork/y4VO48 [ #dragonage #datv #dragonagetheveilguard #archdemonlusacan #dragon #digitalpainting #speedpaint ]

Elgar'nan is 46 inches in Arlathan units and no I won't be explaining 🤭

The disrespect... 😠

😟

Oh, and trust that I will.

The only wonder I have is wondering what I should do to serve the gods better. And even then! I shouldn't wonder about about that! I should ANTICIPATE their needs!!

I bow to no one. 😐

No, not normally. Unless I get another HARASSMENT COMPLAINT about a certain "smell Venatori." 😡 @venatori4life.bsky.social

About 35.5 centimeters, in fact.

Yes. I do not judge size nor gender. 💛

Lord Elgar'nan SCHOOLS Fade Scholar hobo in debate about elven tradition and ethics: youtu.be/UiXvp-acZHA?...

Everyone has a butt. So of course we have a butt. 🙄

I am so important that even the "spambots" agree. 🙄

And rightfully so. 😡

#repostyourart day 11: sparkles for the april art challenge bsky.app/profile/byje... #Elgar'nan #elfenjoyers

The children of my children, though they deny me...

I am proud of you.

Anaris is an imbecile. He is not worth the blood in his veins.

@venatori4life.bsky.social Employ this man. You need more observant individuals who recognize that there are two moons and less Rook sniffers.

War changes you whether you want it or not.

The sun, the moon, the stars, the fade... they all revolve around our Lord Elgar'nan. 😌

Ambitious goals won't be reached by idle hands! If one is unable to present results, then perhaps their blood can inspire.

NO BABY MAKING ON THE CLOCK

I... Am speechless, and that is no easy feat.

From beyond the Veil I heard your suffering. I see you. Come to me and we shall celebrate Transgender Visibility Day together.

"A soft top is an individual who is dominant within sexual preferences but soft and gentle when it comes to the nurturing of another person or significant other." Hmmm... Yes, I can be nurturing. But I am not "soft." I have never been "soft." 😤 I reject this proposal entirely. ( #nsfw )

Try to at it from Elgar'nan and Ghilan'ain's perspective. Back in their day, it was totally normal to have indentured servants and to destroy anything that gets in their way. Now the world has changed so much, it's hard to keep up. Aren't they allowed a little bit of fascism as a treat?

If you must explain your authority, you do not possess it.

😡😤 I am offended.

This is a dance off! If you see this, repost dance or you’re eliminated! I am Elgar'nan, first of the first-born, and king of the dance floor.

Desmel, ever so clever, asked me: "Lord Elgar'nan, would you not be a mighty Lion? For he is considered the King of the Beasts." He is normally such a clever lad but he is often reading fantasy and romance novels. I will extend him grace for having the incorrect information.

I see everyone choosing domestic cats. I would not be any domestic animal. I would be a tiger.

Ugly ass baby. 🙃

This looks familiar. @venatori4life.bsky.social Explain.

We usually just kind of lie there and chill because SOMEONE keeps stealing all the green potions.

Weapons don't weep.

I will forge the path to a greater tomorrow.

I am very distracting.

Elgar'nan is the elven god of having such low approval that your companions straight up attack you.

The "Dread Wolf" is a dick but he is my brother nonetheless. Even if he did abandon his family.