Do any mages know of glamour spells to change one’s body scent? I think I deserve to smell of roses and strawberries 🌹🍓

*[is in the markets, shopping for berries]*

<BONE MAN! APPROVES! OF ENVY! ENVY IS SO! HAPPY! APPROVES OF BONE MAN! TOO!>

I will forge the path to a greater tomorrow.

These are always so fun! Envy and I made ourselves. picrew.me/share?cd=RTp...

So, when Lucanis measures ingredients with his heart, everyone eats up it. But, when I do it, suddenly no one has an appetite?

I like to think I am, little book

I am a firm believer in getting “a little treat” after therapy! Yes, I do have therapy twice weekly, but my point still stands.

<WAS BILLIAM! A GIFT?>

I’m sorry, I must have missed the option to add 50ft DRAGONS onto my island.

I may, or may not, have a pair of “crocs.” … or three.

I think… a night on the beach in Rivain would fix all my problems…

*[chuckles mischievously]* Wouldn’t you like to know… Well, if you have the coin, you can find out 😉

*[after checking the moons, him and Envy leave a plate of Antivan cheeses out for @thebearstuffsyou.bsky.social to judge]*

Yes, Lucanis is a weakness of mine. What I did, I did to save him.

My loves. Lucanis. My pets. My friends.

I think I’m running low on body glitter again…

Quiet? That’s a first…

This was too cute. Envy and I made ourselves on vacation in Rivain.

No need to thank me. Consider it me making up for my part in… everything that happened during the war. <YES! THANK YOU! WISDOM! DO NOT WANT! TO BE! LOST! AGAIN! ENVY! WILL BE CAREFUL! IF WISDOM IS! TOO!>

Oh, I can breast quite boobily… Why do you think my favorite armor is chestless?

I agree. If more “gods” have risen, then we must act fast. After Minrathous… *[lost in thought a moment, he comes back to his senses]* Envy and I will pack our things and be on the next carriage to Antiva City.

Vi and Teia are rather idealistic. It’s not a bad thing, the Crows desperately need reform, but you are not wrong. Antiva City it is then. House Arainai will never see is coming. <YES! ENVY CAN BE! VERY SNEAKY!>

//Hey, friends! I apologize for the timing, but I’m going on another short hiatus. I’m going through a period of change, and it’s left me rather discombobulated. I’ll be back soon, though!

*[sits on the roof of the Diamond, watching the people below live their lives]*

Leave that to me. I may not have such pull within the Crows, but Thedas is… expansive. In the shadows, in the spotlight… it matters not. <WHERE! SHOULD ENVY GO?>

… I don’t think that’s at all true, little book.

Save the date! Illario Week is coming July 13-19! Prompts will be revealed April 13. Thanks @primnose.bsky.social for the wonderful shot of Illario! #illarioweek2026 #IllarioDellamorte #DragonAgetheVeilguard #fandomevent

//there’s no way Illario’s not going to wear just the cutest pastel Easter outfit, with some floppy bunny ears, for the entirety of the day - this man THRIVES when he can dress up

*[finds an egg in his closet and picks it up, smiling as he places it on his table so he can change into his bunny outfit]*

Envy rolls to all his friends, giving them all egg day baskets <ENVY HOPES! ALL HIS! FRIENDS! HAVE A! GREAT! EGG DAY!> *[Illario may also be snacking on glitter egg cake]*

*[Nods along as he speaks - it’s a sound strategy, very Crow-like]* You would’ve made a fine Crow. But, I digress. Where do you need me?

On that we agree, even if I’ve never been one for religion. I’d take the stuffy Chantry over puffed up “gods”. So, what’s your plan?

No thanks needed. After “allying” myself with certain false gods during the war, I’m unimpressed by any others claiming the same. <SO! IS ENVY! FALSE GODS! NOT WORTH FOLLOWING!>

Okay #dragonage I'm doing a big scary thing that I'd love your help with! I'm continuing the thread of love for our VAs and now its Leo's turn. Please dont tag him but share this around! Ask friends, mutuals, anyone you can think of who'd like to leave a message! www.kudoboard.com/boards/0z9Pj...

Yes, I agree. After what happened in Minrathous… You have my blades, and my magic. <AND! ENVY’S FULL! FORM! VERY BIG! MANY STINGERS!>

False Gods? … Did more of them escape?

Why thank you 🥰

Not from me! I have enough of an issue with them.

How many diamonds is too many diamonds for a dress? I’m glad you asked! There’s never too many.

I do adore the color pink ~🩷 poomang.com/en/t/smooth_...

<THANK YOU! GRIFÓN! ENVY LOVES! HIS NEW HAT!>

Still too much, in my humble opinion.

//I’m so grateful for Illario’s nd Emmrich’s VA’s for treating the pr*gn*ncy cameos w respect and grace. They’ve been oddly validating, in a way. //I still don’t forgive certain people on here, due to their transandrophobia & intersexism, but good things still came out of it, so I can’t complain

//I’m still on break but, due to evident transandrophobia & intersexism, even after I return, it’ll be on a reduced basis. //I’ll still be here, but only when I’m up to it. Logging in gives me a sort of… anxiety, and I can only do so for a little bit at a time. //Thank you for understanding.

//due to yesterday, I’m going to be taking a break - as a trans/intersex man, the events and the discourse have caused me a lot of stress and upset. I need time to heal. //be good to each other

<ENVY! WANTS! A JAUNTY! HAT!>

So, was anyone going to tell me that my favorite berry, the strawberry, isn’t actually a berry? I feel so betrayed.

Thanks to Lia, here is the tag and words to mute: #pregnantillario Pregnant Illario Saga Pregnant Illario

//fetishization is the core of this whole “saga”. Fetishization of trans/intersex men, because we can get pregnant.