if you are one of the 427 members of congress who voted for this, trump and the doj have in every way possible said “fuck you, you don’t have any real power anymore.” at some point you’d think they would be bothered enough by that to do something about it

or they realized this was who the applicant was and noped out of there as fast as they could

hey man your fucker said lower prices on day one so even in your demented fantasies that price is still on you

told my wife while we watched a bit of the screed that as long as it didn’t include an announcement that tomahawks were impacting sites in caracas, this was a really good thing. most of the country is so disengaged from the shitshow, and the “president to address the nation this evening” is still

handing everyone I know a coin like harvey dent: one side is a failed bid for state government, the other is becoming coach of a borderline semipro football team

if you are a straight white male in america and even so much as sniff the idea of describing yourself as a victim of discrimination from a demographic standpoint, I cannot overstate how badly you need to have your teeth broken by someone whose family history includes a lynching story

any journalist worth their salt needed to immediately respond with “so then why did you start this whole thing by blowing up a bunch of civilian boats to ‘fight drugs’ if the problem is oil rights”

gaze upon the statue of assimilation as she keeps sentinel over ellis island

the acc needs to borrow the “we want what’s worst for everyone” banner from the rnc on the simpsons

the thing is, most people don’t have a terminally online understanding of all this. they just…don’t really care? like bari weiss can brute force this narrative all she fucking wants but you can’t make people give a shit about something they aren’t predisposed to want to immerse themselves in

steadfastly refusing to believe that name is real

and they’ll do nothing

in the 90s you would see white supremacists depicted this way in movies as an over-the-top caricature of villainous hate and now it’s just the operating principle of the ruling political party

an underrated part of being a racist piece of shit is the tacit acknowledgment that you’re knowingly a terrible person. “they want to make white people minorities everywhere!” so you agree? minorities are disproportionately mistreated? what majority is mistreating them right now?

this reads like it was written before they had the poll numbers and stuck them in without any revisions

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

anecdotally I think this has a lot to do with gen z/gen a young adults watching their less self-controlled friends absolutely obliterate their lives and futures through sportsbetting and it’s turned a lot of them off of it. and for good reason! unless you’ve been educated on how to be disciplined

important to remember that this was always exactly how he was and how he thought but had a slightly better bullshitting veil he could throw on it when the heat got too hot. now he knows he will never meaningfully be challenged on his virulent racism and can just let it loose

listening to this freak almost makes you wish great replacement was real just so that people like him stood a chance of being filtered out of existence in a few generations

literally describing the public option which was the entire mechanism to make the aca function as intended without being astronomically expensive and of course Rand and his idiot brigade were opposed to it then too

when he dies these people are going to have a psychotic break with this level of slavish praise

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history will remember him worse than taney because that was making abhorrent rulings based on ideological differences in belief about race, and this is just nakedly political expedience every step of the way. there’s nothing even faintly deeper than that. just power-grabbing for the sake of power

2/3 of the movie is him sitting in the er waiting room clutching his stomach and running to the bathroom

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this is genuinely one stiff breeze away from “bring back leaded gas”

turns out top candidates aren’t sprinting to a place where consistent top 10 finishes puts you on a knife’s edge of losing your job annually!

quick psa: if your stated political perspective is buoyed by the belief of “I’d really like to see them suffer…lose a limb and bleed out” you can be pretty goddamn certain that you aren’t the hero of the story

“they were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached” is the best thing he’s ever said. perfect encapsulation of the trump experience and also all but confirms the mri was for something serious and he’s shitting bricks over it

check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way

pure ragebait from the so-called gold standard

this perfectly sums up the rutgers season: incredible once-in-a-lifetime offense completely offset by utterly horrific defense so that every memorable moment ends up meaning nothing🙂

If you actually have to do work, AI often just makes more work because you have to spend so much time making sure it didn't lie to you again.

really not enjoying living under a government of open war criminals who are bordering on giddy about it

when this first popped up on gameday I said to my wife that he looks like the old man in a christmas story when they go to buy their tree

miller has taken the wheel

the only consolation is knowing they’re all fucking miserable

may every american smile her exact smile when it finally happens

at a certain point you have to genuinely wonder if someone is going to frag the sitting secretary of defense because of what an unrelenting piece of shit he is to our own armed forces

if you had shown me this exact quote as parody I wouldn’t have even blinked

tyranny requires constant effort

so like, has anyone checked in with the people who genuinely put their life savings into these

will forever take the victory lap that he never looked like a pro-caliber quarterback and anything to the contrary was wishcasting

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

this is so fucking funny lmao

the 2028 primary between vance and cruz is going to put two people in close, competitive proximity that are each so independently unlikable that the friction will cause a thermobaric reaction