@rayematthews.bsky.social treated us to a spa day. I took an cold shock bath. Followed by two rounds in the sauna and steam rooms, with much swimming and jacuzzi. All while she was in her gorgeous swimsuit. Twas a good day.

"You might be [at your kid’s] soccer game, but you happen to look at a few emails,”...or tying up a few loose ends at work before you put the kids to bed. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a workaholic" Yes it does you psychopath.

I'll be honest the way the UK Budget is being talked about by some people you'd think Reeves announced soylent green is now the nationwide provider of school dinners. "TAXES RAISED FOR MILLIONS!" of rich people who own houses valued over two million and earn four times the UK average...

It's 'We Don't Understand What the Word "Disguise" Means' Wednesday.

In a move suprising no one I WAS WRONG ABOUT UK POLITICS. Not happening this time. Maybe 2029?

"Hold my brick."

Introduce yourself with four MECHS.

Welp, say goodbye to cheap figures from the likes of ShowZ and Bombusbee if you live in the UK.

Traitorous Twat Tuesday.

Taking a leaf out of @rayematthews.bsky.social book and gonna start rebelling against polite society.

Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME THERE'S A GAME WHERE I CAN GET VARIOUS DINOSAURS TO LET ME PET AND RIDE THEM WHILE I SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE AND I'M JUST LEARNING ABOUT IT NOW!? youtu.be/Wie5dg74coI?...

Oh @herculepyro.bsky.social (yes you can download it now) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzWS...

It's mono-eye Monday in the office.

Don't forget to inject some whimsy into your day bitches!

Three years later finally completed the bastard at a reasonable price. Still paid a little more than I wanted to for Breakdown and Wildrider but nowhete the stupid prices of eBay and AliExpress.

Blue Bumblebee Bumbledie, Bumblebee Bumbledie, Bumblebee Bumbledie...

The CIA in fiction: Ultimate anti-terror force. Do the worst things for the freedom of America. Know what their enemies are doing at any given time. CIA in real life:

If any of you bastards spoil the Hazbin finale for me before @rayematthews.bsky.social and I watch it tonight swear to fucking God...

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

Ratbastards of the past and future.

Bought my sister a gift for her birthday and now all my algorithm driven ads show nothing but earrings. While we should be cautious of A.I, let's also not pretend that it isn't smarter than a bag of dead horses most of the time.

"Here at Impactor, Impactor & Impactor, we're here for all your impacting needs." "Excercise, collisions, skulls, animation frames..." "Bowels." "Wasnt gonna go there but sure."

This is how every fucking dystopian world in ficton that features some form of blood sports starts I swear to fucking God. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

BUY. AND. PLAY. DISPATCH. NOW!

Last deskbot of the week (two days bereavement for my grandfather's funerall). SS ROTF Megatron. Not really a huge fan of the bot design but I do like the tank, which looks like Metal Slug crashed into a scrapyard and through a complex coitus consumation birthed this fuckin' thing.

Still one of my faves from the Legacy line. Skyquake is brilliant and has the better weapon, but the colours of Dreadwing really help both modes pop.

Got a Thundertron multi-pack for £25. I like to think the regular voyager is him towards the beginning of his pirate career, while the multi-pack guys in a decade or so in. More years, less hands and feet...

"Ey yo I'm walking 'ere! You ought a show some respect or you gonna be swinmin' wit da fishes! Now outta day way I gotta seen a man about sdome gabba goo." Thunderhoof was the best part of RiD2015. C'mon, someone do him a new figure.

"THRUST MAN IS DUFFING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PROBLEM!"

Bought on a whim but enjoying Armada Nemesis. Big chunky bastard with weapons bigger than his sodding torso.

Dispatch minor spoiler below.

Happy burn a Catholic day. I celebrated with addiction.

"Mum can I get the Legacy Stunticons?" "We have Legacy Stunticons at home." The Legacy Stunticons at home.

So that was my day.

Flawed? Yes. Improved dramatically by a shoulder upgrade kit? Yes. Still a fun toy? David Kaye "Yesssssssss."

The Nutjob and the Nihilist. Wildrider happy to be one of today's deskbots, whereas Dead End didn't see the point of getting out of bed today. Or any day. Should've just stayed unconcious for all the difference that it'll make to the universe. Which will end eventually. I'm depressed now.

Armada Nemesis Prime available for none premium members on Pulse now.

My bots for October. Fave of the month goes to both Scorponok Flatline. What can I say? The Basic Bitch recolour of black and red always works for me. Whereas Scorponok was a gift and also just great fun.

Me trying to figure out what the actual fuck I'm looking at:

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".

Ages ago I took a Siege Hotlink and turned him into a custom Skywarp, since getting the Siege guy was nigh on impossible and expensive to get. I nowhavr the reissue andwhere the OG guy is definitely more "Skywarp" there's parts of my custom I prefer. Mainly the fact that he uses plastic, not grey.

Interesting new KO from Baiwei on ShowZ. showzstore.com/bw-tw-1036-m...

Trip to Asda for an Amazon return after getting my flu vaccine, walked past this guy while grabbing a drink. Honestly thought they'd all been snapped up by scalpers by now. Only one I saw so yay me.

Woke up this morning to my discord being hacked. Which I find odd because I never clicked on links that I didn't know. So it's likely relating to the data breach that happened some time ago. I only learned about it today. I got my account back and setting up extra security. I already had 2FA set up-

If they did build this NOPENOPENOPE NOT GOING IN. This is the sort of building that would collapse after being hit by a pencil in Mega City One.

As my last Genericon Deskbots of the week, I present possibly the ultimate example. Spector, Spyglass and Viewfinder. Aka Reflector. Or Refraktor. Or Relector, Reflector and Reflector.

Yey.

You can't really discuss GeneriCons without whatever seeker mould is doing the rounds. I stick to the main trio and the coneheas but stick daft colours or a weird camo pattern on and I'm there. Cloudcover isn't my fave repaint of that type but he hasn't discoloured in anyway so he wins by default.