If only there were a way to communicate that an artist is a racist pice of shit without signal-boosting the ridiculously racist piece of shit art they'd posted

I just got cramp in may abdomen from farting too hard and I've never felt a pang of "oh god I'm getting old" more than this

Last weekend I saw 2001 for the first time and very much understand why it's considered a cinematic classic. This weekend's movie has been the sequel, 2010 and I can very much understand why cinematic history has been trying to forget it. It's one of the most mediocre sequels I've ever seen

I require a tug far more than any flag could possibly communicate

One of my former colleagues used to be PA to that kind of person and there were a lot of stories akin to this. My personal favourite was the time he went on a business trip with an empty case because his wife didn't pack it for him. They need more taking care of than most pets

remarkably appropriate meme

One thing I've learned from working on the same road as a BMW garage is that to work there you seem to have to drive like a BMW driver as a rule

Pro-tip: If you wanna do well at a puzzle game like Bejewelled or Fruit Ninja simply say to yourself "I'm gonna stop after this round" and actually mean it. Suddenly everything is gonna go your way in the most harmful way possible

Sonic fan fics are getting out of hand

What does a date feel like..? How does it feel to be with someone you care about without having to spend half a day geting there? I genuinely want to know

I think I might have time travel figured out. If I'm right I'm gonna pitch a song to Cher in about 1988 or so. If I was successful you'll know.

Trying to make the most of a bad game with @regdeh.bsky.social

Up to an hour and a half on hold with them now. Maybe if the people in charge hired enough people rather than investing in AI bullshit which doesn't work they could actually offer some level of customer services

I've had this image in my head for several months now and have to get it out

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

"AI Slur User" really feels like something to strive towards here

Astounding

That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?

Jack Dorsey these cunts

You can't spell "Hnncugty" without CUT

Never stop drawing! 2008 - 2025 💜

This caught me off guard

Do AI chat bots on ecommerce websites do anything aside from ensuring the customer is going to be as angry as possible when they finally get through to a human? Lost yesterday evening to trying to get some help from DHL with an issue which was solved in a couple of minutes once I spoke to someone

This is pretty close to how I'd describe the feeling of visiting friends when my home life in general has completely sapped my will to live

Time for happy Friday to be offset entirely by BAD BRAIN™

During the Covid lockdown I spent days working on this. Every individual square was manually cropped and positioned. All 900 of them. Yes, I could have created a collage almost instantly with an automated program but then I would have missed the entire fun part of the exercise - creation.

Someone come help me count my blood. I need to make sure I have enough for something

Managed to get through a birthday where I didn't actually outright say "Happy New Year" to anyone and it actually felt kinda good. A few "same to you"s and stuff like that but nothing explicit

This has been on my mind since I first saw it and it just got reposted onto my timeline again. After how today has gone I think a big part of this is because neutral cues are a pretty common gaslighting tactic? We learn to have a pretty major negative association with stuff like this

Okay fine I guess I'll spend an hour driving my brother home after already driving 200 miles for family obligations. Not like it's a special day for me or anything.

I love this

Hoopy happy birthday to ya @damiantanuki.bsky.social! 🎉\(^v^)/🎉 Hoop you have a awesome day hun. 🤘 Drawover done by: @louraccoon.bsky.social Also Feat. Johnny Gioeli of Crush 40

I will get a pet bird and if I disslike someone they will be trained to fly for the eye

Just watched the Frankenstein movie that came out this year and really enjoyed it. I don't have much of a point of reference to go off as the only other 'adaptation' I've ever seen before was Young Frankenstein but yeah. It genuinely got pretty emotional and didn't hold back with the detail at all

ow

Had a colleague comment on my birthday being the first of January. Said I must have hated it growing up and truth be told, when I was a child I didn't mind. The older I get the more bitter I get about it

no time to think about this dead woman, santa is here

We've had Heart Christmas in the office for less than two days and are already on the verge of going feral with rage. This is just one of many reasons you should be nice to retail workers

The place I work rang an order through at a food van just down the road from us and instead of writing my name on it, like they did with everyone else, they wrote "666". Should I be amused or offended here?

People with trauma histories often interpret neutral cues as negative. "You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come. Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.

Because I'm cursed to have "interests" which are very difficult/ outright impossible to indulge in real life

Yet another Christmas without a spin-off of "The Santa Clause" where someone ends up getting slowly turned into a deer instead of Santa

Oh this is fun. Even though I scanned the first boss in Metroid Prime 4 it didn't record it in my logbook for some reason, so I'm gonna be stuck at 99% when I finish which is so profoundly frustrating