Men who view all women with derision view tradwives with derision

Just had my first appraisal meeting after six months at my current job and all seems very well. Operations director said he was happy with my progress and I've passed my probation period with no issues. I thought it was the case but it's still good to hear it said

Captain Hollister mod

I know magnums are usually pretty powerful in video games but I was not expecting this

There's never any love for Sad Max and even less for Glad Max

I might forgive the Moana live action movie if when he turns into an eagle it's very slow and very detailed

What can I say except "no thank you"?

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

Don’t forget that he wrote an article for a gun website implying that Obama was forcing the Boy Scouts to accept gays in exchange for political favours

I get that he was a meme and all that but let's not forget that Chuck Norris campaigned quite vehemently against gay marriage and all that went with it on top of being a far right columnist.

I hated Blurred Lines by the end of the first listen because of the overly repetitive backing track and obnoxious vocal delivery. Got stuck hearing it several times a day when I still did warehouse work, and that's before we get to how fucking gross the lyrics are

It didn't last long enough to grow legs

I tried listening but having to put up with Nick Grimshaw first thing in the morning proved way too much

I liked Nesquik cereal more before it clicked with me that it looks a lot like rabbit poop. Mix that with the mascot, it's just not a situation I'm there for personally

...im literally right here.

Where is he..? ( @regdeh.bsky.social )

Gaming version of "This could've been an email" is "This could've been a cutscene."

I want to be happy. I wish fate had not decided this wasn't an option no matter how hard I try

The Sam Eliot character looks comfy and cosy as hell but that upholstery? I'd sooner settle for inflatable furniture

I guess being a cartoon animal and all I do have a bit of a gap in my knowledge with how to use these

Particularly grateful that the weather is good enough to go for a walk because I wound up in the clocking out queue at work behind someone who smells like he's not washed this year. The fresh air is very much appreciated

Don't think I ever needed therapy because I wasn't straight. Having shitty parents who made me feel bad about who I am, though? Another story entirely. "Go fuck yourself" doesn't even begin to cove it

The brain understands why I'm alone but the heart thinks maybe I deserve more than this. I dunno. I'll keep being good to people, maybe one day it'll pay off. Maybe one day the effort will lead to a life worth getting out of bed for

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I was that mouse for 12 years. Work life is better now and it's great because it's given me a LOT more time to ruminate on how much I hate my home life

How I arrived on BlueSky

They'd never cope in a country where most households seem to have a biscuit tin which is actually filled with sewing supplies

I got asked for ID when I was buying alcohol and you are damn right my 35 year old ass is taking that as a win

Yet again gravity has seen fit to betray me

turns out a lot of people give a fuck because holy shit look at him

Oh yes please! I do not want to be perceived as wearing a costume, I want to be that creature before you, real as can be, alive! Better still, lets have a fully in character conversation, I'm happy to lead the little roleplay but please do play along! I promise its more fun!

Apparently Radio 2 has been playing a DIFFERENT song from the latest Mumford & Sons album every day this week and I genuinely didn't notice until they outright said so

we are living in a area

I've read something to this effect and it is most decidedly NOT a horror story

Anger.

Watching Fallout and thinking to myself "damn, this flashback is a bit much, isn't it?" and then I realised that for whatever reason the app had decided to show me the second to last episode of the first season rather than the episode I was up to

the andrew formerly known as prince

I like my universes like I like my orgies. Starting with a big bang

had a dream that I was eating my pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone...

Maybe I'd be better off if I asked "what about me?" more than just the once.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Move over, Wilhelm. I think the Bertrand should be the next big stock scream

Who told this ebay seller my nickname?

There was some excellent character design and the voice acting is solid, too. The plot really is just every sports movie, though

Incredible work. 10/10.