Maybe if I said I was a completely AI generated artist, I would get more listeners... 🤔 I mean, no-one's this good-looking in real life, right?

This is the best of Stonedog playlist 20 years in the making, for those that don't know our work (and those that do!). Please give us a listen and follow if you are a fan of 90's influenced alternative rock... 😎 open.spotify.com/playlist/3mL...

It makes me laugh that the main complaint about Alien:Earth is that the characters keep doing the dumbest things, and somehow, that doesn't reflect reality...

Booked a standard room in a Brussels hotel. Got upgraded to a ridiculously huge suite, and then the Front of House Manager ran up to me at breakfast and told me if there was anything they could do for me, to just let him know. Think I must look like a Belgian celebrity. Or they're big on Stonedog...

Sorry that my music got streamed so much it broke Spotify for Artists. My bad.

ffs manuel

Out on a Limb has become the first Stonedog track to reach 2000 streams on Spotify. Thanks to everyone who continues to support us x open.spotify.com/track/5sfNJJ...

I only release music every 2-3 years, which means that in the interest of "content" I have to recycle old bangers deserving of more attention. This is Whim, off The Echo Chamber. It's dark, alternative rock, and I am proud of it. open.spotify.com/track/0jhfm9...

Lying in bed and a lizard just raced past me, followed by a kitten, followed by my wife. We don't own a kitten, or a lizard for that matter...

I once applied to a university to study for a degree in 90s dance music. But I failed the N-Trance exam

Just to say, I have literally no marketing strategy for my music other than trying to make really good music and looking cute...😉 open.spotify.com/artist/2oSlu...

Just finished rewatching the entirety of Lost for the 2nd time. They don't make 'em like they used to...

Alien:Earth is tonally all over the place ("Guard the omelette!") but I must say I'm enjoying it...

There is a gecko living in my room. I have named him Harry.

"Keep the screen door to your room closed to stop the wildlife getting in" The wildlife:

I love it when my top six popular tracks on Spotify are each from a different album... not sure what it means, but I like the aesthetic.

Fun fact: if you play any Zack Snyder film at full speed, it only lasts for 20 minutes...

My cousin, who is in HR, was once in a Coldplay video, and frankly the jokes are writing themselves today...

Come to a Stonedog gig. We can't afford a jumbotron so you can bring whoever you like...

Yesterday, my friend met Keanu Reeves. Today, he needed immodium and got stung by a wasp. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away...

Saw a tweet where someone was accused of being "anti-symmetric". They probably just need time to reflect.

Dutch Skeeters, we are doing a thing in Alkmaar on Saturday 28th June... you are very welcome to come and listen to us doing the thing. It's gratis! ("The thing" is previewing acoustic versions of tracks off our new album)

Dutch Skeeters, we are doing a thing in Alkmaar on Saturday 28th June... you are very welcome to come and listen to us doing the thing. It's gratis! ("The thing" is previewing acoustic versions of tracks off our new album)

I'd love Palace to win this, but that was a sending off all day long for Henderson.

She argues in Italian She sings to you in French She yells at you in German In tones that make you clench The girl is complicated And very hard to please When you disappoint her She

Overheard in the office: Do you know what I like about you and me? Me.

Instead of the bland, "have a nice day," add some suspense by saying, "I hope you enjoy the next 24 hours."

My wife just shouted "Stupid Idiotic Husband" at me, so I'm guessing that's the name of the Alanis Morissette album she wants me to put on...

I have just exceeded 800 very attractive followers (plus 3 "so-so" ones). About time I started putting out some quality "content" if I could ever figure out what that is. Thank you.

So apparently, Soundcloud has been using my music to train its AI, which is now crying in a corner whilst stuffing its face with cheese. You're welcome.

Yesterday, I grated smoked cheese on top of bolognese, and it was revolutionary...

Probably for the best... I would have made a terrible pope.

"Chicago Pope" is an NBC drama series, correct?

Currently my most popular track... a little slice of pop-punk, which was very un-stonedog to be honest... open.spotify.com/track/0G3Uym...

pony: is this your card? me: yes! cool trick! pony: thanks me: can you do any others? pony: *sighs* no

No spoilers, but I need therapy after watching the last episode of NCIS:Origins. 😭

Sometimes, I wish people would appreciate me for my music, rather than just how hot I am.. open.spotify.com/artist/2oSlu...

A friend just told me that my music sent them to sleep, if anyone is having problems with insomnia...

When Americans put dates round the other way, my brain just creates new months to deal with it. For example, today is the fourth of Brovember - the 29th month.

Microsoft365: I saved your document. Me: Oh great, where? M365: Fucked if I know.

Dear everyone. It is effing rude to listen to your phone or tablet in public transport without headphones, no exceptions. This has been a Stoney D public service announcement. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Did you know that 1 in 5 people are secretly a pile of beetles wearing human clothing? Look at 4 of your friends. If none of them are beetles, it's you. You're beetles.

Apparently, they were supposed to be in space for an hour, but it was shortened to 11 minutes because "someone" had to start singing...

Thank you for your Music💜 @themajorresolve.bsky.social @isaauramusic.bsky.social @webimagineservice.bsky.social @amortem.bsky.social @nazsensoy.bsky.social @stonedogmusic.bsky.social @exolord.bsky.social and more 🎶 Indie Inside🎶 open.spotify.com/playlist/6MV...

Today, I was invited to a meeting for cake, and there was no cake, and that was the April Fool's day joke, apparently, and it was not funny.

We were just doing a Mexican Wave on a Teams call, if you wanted to know how my work day was going...

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get dismembered.

I've got a bat, a ball, some wickets and bails. Who wants to play with me? *crickets*

there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse

This is demonstrably true...