Trying to figure out whether my attention span has gotten worse, or the Premier League has really dropped off. #EVEMUN

I'd rather join a Board of Cheese...

Invited for "brunch" by some Spanish friends at 12.45. I've already had breakfast, elevenses and a little snack...

In fairness to Wayne Gretzky, that's how I used to pronounce blue curacao when I was 18...

Me: Please connect to my mobile My bluetooth speaker: Connecting to your wife's work laptop Me: And my mobile? MBS: Your next-door neighbour's tablet? Me: Or my mobile MBS: Toaster? Tumble dryer? Me: F*** it. Play spin cycle...

Am I the only one that keeps reading COP30 as C-3PO?

Had a chat with my fans, and they don't know any of the bands in my Spotify "fans also like" section..

Keep seeing articles about Trump's Asia Tour, and I was wondering if he's in the Geoff Downes or John Payne version?

Just finished watching the brilliant Katla. Weird, wonderful, and creepy as hell. Perfect Icelandic viewing for Halloween...

My Bluesky is basically Steve the Otter, John Scalzi, and a bunch of herons again. Nice.

As it is coming up to Halloween, it's time for my annual reminder that Stonedog made an alt-rock concept album that's a love story with Zombies. It's very good even if we say so ourselves... spotify.link/6SxVZnQZHXb

Happy to see that the Went Behind Eagles became the Go Ahead Eagles in the end...

Marconi all "Don't worry, this isn't my first radio"

I expect Amazon just delivered the Internet to the wrong address

Currently on 395 Spotify monthly listeners after being added to a dodgy playlist. To all my new listeners: beep boop 🤖

Just two more lessons left before I've completed Dutch. All of it.

Yesterday, I told someone I had nearly finished my new album after working on it for two years and they sent me an AI track they had made on Suno in 30 seconds. We're f***ed.

Ordered curry Selected "very spicy" Tummy hurts

This post works better in US rather than UK English.

The other half of Stonedog was sick tonight, so I spent our rehearsal room time making grunge versions of Christmas classics...

Just finished "The Glass Dome". Love me a bit of scandic noir...

I used to see loads of heron posts on here, but not so many these days. Oh well, I have no egrets.

Wondering how many variants I can make of the new album...

Working on the "difficult 10th album"

It's 2046, and the Isle of Wight has just qualified for the newly expanded 256 team Fifa World Cup...

I've heard it's the done thing at the moment to "update the bio", but I am way too lazy for that.

Can you be an up-and-coming artist at the age of 52? Asking for a friend...

Maybe if I said I was a completely AI generated artist, I would get more listeners... 🤔 I mean, no-one's this good-looking in real life, right?

This is the best of Stonedog playlist 20 years in the making, for those that don't know our work (and those that do!). Please give us a listen and follow if you are a fan of 90's influenced alternative rock... 😎 open.spotify.com/playlist/3mL...

It makes me laugh that the main complaint about Alien:Earth is that the characters keep doing the dumbest things, and somehow, that doesn't reflect reality...

Booked a standard room in a Brussels hotel. Got upgraded to a ridiculously huge suite, and then the Front of House Manager ran up to me at breakfast and told me if there was anything they could do for me, to just let him know. Think I must look like a Belgian celebrity. Or they're big on Stonedog...

Sorry that my music got streamed so much it broke Spotify for Artists. My bad.

ffs manuel

Out on a Limb has become the first Stonedog track to reach 2000 streams on Spotify. Thanks to everyone who continues to support us x open.spotify.com/track/5sfNJJ...

I only release music every 2-3 years, which means that in the interest of "content" I have to recycle old bangers deserving of more attention. This is Whim, off The Echo Chamber. It's dark, alternative rock, and I am proud of it. open.spotify.com/track/0jhfm9...

Lying in bed and a lizard just raced past me, followed by a kitten, followed by my wife. We don't own a kitten, or a lizard for that matter...

I once applied to a university to study for a degree in 90s dance music. But I failed the N-Trance exam

Just to say, I have literally no marketing strategy for my music other than trying to make really good music and looking cute...😉 open.spotify.com/artist/2oSlu...

Just finished rewatching the entirety of Lost for the 2nd time. They don't make 'em like they used to...

Alien:Earth is tonally all over the place ("Guard the omelette!") but I must say I'm enjoying it...

There is a gecko living in my room. I have named him Harry.

"Keep the screen door to your room closed to stop the wildlife getting in" The wildlife:

I love it when my top six popular tracks on Spotify are each from a different album... not sure what it means, but I like the aesthetic.

Fun fact: if you play any Zack Snyder film at full speed, it only lasts for 20 minutes...

My cousin, who is in HR, was once in a Coldplay video, and frankly the jokes are writing themselves today...

Come to a Stonedog gig. We can't afford a jumbotron so you can bring whoever you like...

Yesterday, my friend met Keanu Reeves. Today, he needed immodium and got stung by a wasp. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away...

Saw a tweet where someone was accused of being "anti-symmetric". They probably just need time to reflect.

Dutch Skeeters, we are doing a thing in Alkmaar on Saturday 28th June... you are very welcome to come and listen to us doing the thing. It's gratis! ("The thing" is previewing acoustic versions of tracks off our new album)

Dutch Skeeters, we are doing a thing in Alkmaar on Saturday 28th June... you are very welcome to come and listen to us doing the thing. It's gratis! ("The thing" is previewing acoustic versions of tracks off our new album)