i love that you can tell how close we are to the end of the financial year by how many men in high vis it takes to stare into a manhole, council budget isn’t going to piss itself away like

Old Kinsale Head and Hook Lighthouse have joined the SLATED Landmark Collection. Two meticulously crafted icons with so much quiet luxury they practically whisper. Consider this your gentle nudge to “accidentally” fall in love with both. #SLATED #IrishDesign Slated.ie Reposts would be 👌

in true can’t go anywhere fashion, we met an irish couple in a bar in Nashville and we were dancing & drinking with them for a solid two hours before your man asked where in kildare i’m from “oh no way, tell me do you know [my mother’s name]?”

god forgive me but a) Joe has a TBI surely? some producer took their eye off him and he fell down a set of concrete stairs or something b) i don’t think anyone would judge KB for crushing enough ritalin to take out a rhino into Edmond’s meals for some peace #LoveIsBlindS9

i’m loathe to admit it but this was so good that it didn’t even feel like an rte show for the most part? the only giveaway was the shit budget, this has been a resounding success and fantastic on all fronts 👏🏻 fair fucks #TraitorsIRL

I'll say it again. This show starts too late. I can't be this hyped up at 10.35 on a Tuesday. I have shit to do tomorrow. #TraitorsIRL

me every time Siobhán laughs, obsessed with her #TraitorsIRL

this was like the barbie movie with how we went from feminism, to the kens taking over and then back to feminism lmao #TraitorsIRL

not the dog whistles good god #TraitorsIRL

Oyin back on FORM HUP T’FUCK #TraitorsIRL

that’s an unholy amount for one person to go through, my heart goes out to Vanessa oh my god #TraitorsIRL

nick is absolutely hiding his face so he can smile lmao #TraitorsIRL

the lads not even having to contribute because the girls have done all the work for them, they must be SICKENED watching this back #TraitorsIRL

Nick and Ben during this round table. #TraitorsIRL

me when mr “i’m great at maths” was in fact, shite at maths #TraitorsIRL

will attenborough was on an anthology trip this whole time bless him #TraitorsIRL

That felt like the kind of episode where we all need a special school assembly afterwards. #TraitorsIRL

everyone’s obsession with putting their shoes on the furniture is insane to me who RAISED you #TraitorsIRL

sorry are they being deprived of oxygen in there or what? none of this makes any sense #TraitorsIRL

Dumb & Dumber successfully creating a patriarchy and accidentally getting all the women to turn on each other while entirely ignoring all the men needs to be studied #TraitorsIRL

me every time Wilkin reappears because i low key forgot he was still there #TraitorsIRL

Ben definitely thinks he’s being super chill, nonchalant and not weird at all #TraitorsIRL

Was wondering who Nick and Ben reminded me of #TraitorsIRL

first ep without your fave is always the hardest #TraitorsIRL

Ben and Nick have some neck celebrating like that after Oyin did the heavy lifting. #TraitorsIRL

these two are about to be fucking insufferable #TraitorsIRL

no i’d need to be committed after lying in a fucking COFFIN #TraitorsIRL

Trying to remember who Oyin reminded me of #TraitorsIRL

if i close my eyes that last noise is just father jack #TraitorsIRL

creepy bábógs HUP #TraitorsIRL

here lads i’m mithered, i desperately need subtitles tonight wtf is anyone saying #TraitorsIRL

i knew he had to go but my boyyyyyy #TraitorsIRL

Andrew you beautiful IDIOT #TraitorsIRL

that’s my EXACT school skirt and only Siobhán could pull it off tbf #TraitorsIRL

they’re really giving the viewer a lot of credit with adding so many new elements every 2 episodes, i don’t even know everyone’s name still so please no one ask me to explain death row or whatever lmao #TraitorsIRL

Paudie: *throws hands up in the air* sure if Eamon and Katelyn are traitors then I’m a traitor. The Faithful: haha classic Paudie, anyway #traitorsIRL

Nick and Ben have definitely fallen for crypto scams with this big brain nonsense #TraitorsIRL

up until tonight, i was mostly able to follow the theories but everyone looks like this to me tonight #TraitorsIRL

She should have her own show where she solves crimes. #TraitorsIRL

i missed the first 10 seconds of the round table and i’m yet to catch up, what the hell is happening #TraitorsIRL

Garda Press Office watching this #traitorsirl

Paudie making it real hard to be on his side right now hahahah #TraitorsIRL

me (having never watched the traitors before and only barely understanding the rules): it’s a JOKE at this stage honestly HOW have they not caught at least one?! mortifying #TraitorsIRL

Predictions for tonight's #TraitorIRL Paudie gets confused and accidentally comes down to breakfast in his Traitor robe. The Faithful still vote out Joanna

i hope Ben’s run out of contacts so we see loads of those glasses #TraitorsIRL

poor Nick with the hand up, let my guy speak!! #TraitorsIRL

why does that dub keep pronouncing Paudie like Poddy jesus fucking christ #TraitorsIRL

been back on hinge for all of 72 hours and if i had a euro for every time i’ve shouted “you stupid bitch” at a man who describes himself as non-political, i could afford a mansion for each of us