If she wore a blazer and a pantsuit they would say the same thing

Was Man with Fish supposed to be this funny

real chicagoans skip the marg towers and go straight to this

This is what happens when you use the sidewalk like one of these, just walking down the center and expecting the public to move for your little burrito bots

Coco are officially billboards for sellout garbage in addition to being a panopticon that exploits the public way

It should be researched, the watering down of gif repositories which are conveniently missing any deep cuts from prior to 2018

No way, I saw the tiktoks. This is disgusting

all my homies biked to the beach today

We could be building the entire Bike Grid for less than this and it would produce more economic return

I'm beginning to wonder if I'm cursed for the Mishigami race. Last year I had kidney stones right before registration closed. This year I have an injury preventing me from going on it. Starting to get paranoid

Phil's a Chicagoan Who Bikes and does cool shit like this to support BikeMS. Check it out!

excuse me, my sit bones are not 1mm apart

I see a lot of support for chick fil a lately. Reminder that CFA fires people for being gay and has funded anti-gay marriage groups. Their chicken sandwich is overrated and even popeyes runs circles around them.

I had a pair and they were really cool tech, but the downside is that since they don't have a lens cover, the perception that they are always on which is socially, kinda bad!

Adolescent 🪿

You can, but *may* you say it? No.

banger, the lack of likes just proves it

it's my belief that marketing changes like this is just to lightning to nimby-rods. Can't we just install level boarding and put up priority signals where they are needed rather than anchoring them to huge projects which will be sued into oblivion by bad actors

I didn't even realize the men had a little basketball tournament of their own

"I'm being a model citizen by holding in my poop" is a great bit Chicago does

Nurse advised me not to put milk in my tea the morning before being given anesthesia. I'm way ahead of you mam and now I'm having nightmares just thinking about who would do such a thing

I had a load running when I received the text 😐

i'd give the birds bird names, like Screeee

ladies, find a guy who can recite every bone in your body

146 lfg

The only ai that helps you churn butter crankgpt.com

what a fucking sad idiot

About to buy my 4th helmet in 3 years. as a piece of equipment I rely on I have to say they have made my life better.

I call it the Illinoisian Scootch

Reach right to save lives. The Dutch Reach uses your far hand to open your car door, forcing you to pivot and check for oncoming cyclists. 🚴 It’s simple. It’s common sense. Let’s keep each other safe this summer! @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social

feels like a metaphor

What's the glitch% time for nyt daily puzzles

When I spot abundant housing and lady gagas cat both reply to a tiktok I smell a psyop

When a thousand people a day have to avoid a blocked tunnel thats fine. When lakeshore drive is blocked its treated as an emergency

i'd be far more passive aggressive with postcard photos to aldermen

Hi, I'm the one who designed the feature for buttons on websites to do nothing when you tap on them in Safari on iOS. It's been an amazing success and I hope everyone is happy with it.

A doggy stroller is cheaper to buy than a granny cart. Let that sink in

i support banning young people from social media except linkedin. without the ability to build a professional network, showcase their skills, and access career opportunities we are consigning the next generation of young hustlers to a ruinous future

OnlyHumans. You call and you will not be directed to an automated system.

Our healthcare system remains an nationwide exercise in malpractice

Saw a reference to Broadway Street, Chicago in the wild. I think I feel sick

I imagine the IDOT bike map is just I-80

being a bad cyclist by not getting doored but still managing to break my clavicle

he's just like me

Someone should write an oped about why this guy sucks

I like democrats mixed up the messaging a bit much

"American Futbol"

woke piss pills

if you're a leftist you should own a cybertruck for self defense. you should buy a cybertruck and you should practice with it weekly so you can operate your cybertruck safely. only a cybertruck can protect you from violence. i don't want to live in a world where only fascists have cybertrucks

Hitler particles are really bouncy on reddit when you combine Amtrak and gluten free food discourse. www.reddit.com/r/Amtrak/com...