I'm an adult and that is why I don't eat an entire box of Pązki from jewel in one sitting

Reminding myself that signs are posted everywhere warning if you bike the sidewalk you are "Subject to arrest". But these remote controlled boxes which weigh even more than a bike are just fine.

"Tako" weighing in as one of the worst named ai chatbots

Jagoff hogging the center of the sidewalk telling everyone to make way

Might be a tough bidding war when starbucks reserve leaves but Small Cheval feels like thats your spot

Team zero, this is easy mode

Monday "Night" rides starting at 5:30's days of being night rides are numbered

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life

Just wrapped up gentrifying lakeview and lincoln park

You can't manifest Spring, it does not work like that

Favorite jeans ripped in the taint, rip u were a legend

Ok ok ok, I'll be honest, yesterday's image was Photoshopped. But this one definitely isn't.

Gooey buttercake. The whole country needs to experience instant diabetic shock

NYT, stop making kayo happen. Its not going to happen

I'm going to cast myself as a pariah for the bike community, but I agree with this framing.

Strava could easily turn this into a cute animal and I would feel sad if it turned grey.

Sidewalks are for people, not robots. This pilot should be brought to a close.

And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

Hamburger menus should have rounded buns on top and bottom, not just look like a air vent

Superbowl on the west coast was a good idea. I love that it ended at 8CST

I have found the perfect combination or scottish ale and nachos, truely a marriage of cultures

Not watching the toiletpaperusa show, why tf would i care

bae bunny

brutal

It's been really cold lately. Regular reminder that the Inside Booster is some of the best kindling ever made. It burns bright and hot, just add a little to the fire and let it warm up your heart.

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

Quotable quotes

If you're curious who this Bad Bunny fellow is, performing at the Super Bowl Sunday, take ten minutes and watch his Carpool segment with James Corden. Sweet, self-effacing, decent — no wonder MAGA doesn't like him, and prefers Kid Rock singing about raping children. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHIW...

The worst guy you know... did the right thing when he was discovered in the Epstein files

it has never been more important than it is right now to post any pictures you take of greyhounds in their little jackets and booties

New job does not use Lenovos 😐

unrelated but this guy has one of the grossest noses I've ever seen. Shit belongs on a bridge troll

Fuck, Marry, Kill... chicago media outlets edition

The Cortland bridge closing was heralded as a bike-pocalypse. However, all it did was ban cars, so it's actually awesome.

While Republican megadonors try to buy this seat by pouring thousands into a Democratic primary to help Laura Fine, I’ll keep using my voice for those of us who have routinely been left out.

Every argument about licensing ebikes applies to bikes in general. If you support one, you support the other

It turns out variable scoping was not the only thing Bash was playing fast and loose with

i appreciate that you described the razor-edged pendulum swinging back and forth above us, and noted in detail that it is also slowly descending towards the table we're strapped to. and yet i can't help but ask why you failed to condemn these acts or make clear to your audience that they are bad?

I polled the masses and Kat is polling at 500%. But only if you believe

Spot the difference (trick question)

Why are there sauce trends? Siracha, Chipotle Mayo, Hot honey... is there a cabal of barely literate weirdos blackmailing fast food ceos?

Can someone remind me why I should care who our local newspaper/bloggers/podcasters endorse?

ABOLISH ICE. ABOLISH ICE. ABOLISH ICE. Get rid of Chuck Schumer. ABOLISH ICE.

China absolutely has our ass

I am once again running every appliance in the house, except the microwave

When you are Indiana and in a dumbest state competiton and your competition is Iowa

Stan's Donuts apparently has a "no hot water" policy, even for paying customers, which is justified by some pretty flimsy reasons. I've started asking other restaurants and cafes for hot water and it turns out the drink dispensed from every drip coffee maker is not a big deal. What the heck

I won't apologize for using the Edge browser, it seems to just work and hasn't turned into sludge like Chrome. However, whenever the start page news feed is enabled I'm struck by just how awful the curation is