You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it? Ok I'm stealing another answer and improving it slightly: Darmok and Salád

The part about football I understand the least is the part where everyone eats a tomahawk steak and the leaves the vegetables on the table

Merlin the pig is not in the Epstein files, but the the number of mutuals in their social network raises concern

Noticing the Commanders and Netflix logos are obviously from the same design school

This is how you lose the votes of the Indiana child labor union

Unlike some peoples, my tiktok shop hiphop selection is good of heart

So, 41% of Chicago

Perhaps more job search rants, I feel like I think about my application. How we are mostly perfect for each other. Imagining the next 20 years or more together, and they just swipe left

Limiting your applicant pool to whoever can drive out to the Chicago burbs is certainly a choice

#1 reason I won't be a dog owner again. Even when I am home a lot it seems like it's too much to leave them by themselves during the other times.

Chicago is one of the relatively few cities in North America with protected bike intersections! Now a councillor wants to dismantle parts of one of them to better accommodate drivers.

I thought rice cookers were a waste of money. I believed they were just a novelty product. I already had a pan for cooking rice, and I also knew how to use a regular pot. I had cooked rice many times without any problems. I was wrong. Buy a rice cooker. If you know someone who does not have […]

They're saying I'm the best at filling out my voluntary disclosures

drivers are mad about making Archer safer, and i keep bringing up NYC congestion pricing bc it's a perfect case study a small number of drivers were loud about how it was going to ruin everything. then since it's finished you barely hear anything about it, and when you do it's how well it worked

Who are adding these to their #Cargobike?

"My favorite of these takes up the comfy guise of Parisian gnocchi ($22) that tastes like a Croque Madame." I'm sure it's good, but why would you compare something that's $22 to french to go food?

today will be the first day of the holiday season where chicago sees a noticeable reduction in traffic on non-highway streets due to people being out of town. i cannot tell express how much more livable the city is with fewer cars.

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Oh no the giant random number I fed into the number stealing machine was copied by another human 😓😓😓

just took this photo

They did their best to respect the windows too 😌

The cold got to me. I do not like it today

TIL running a good campaign is letting hitler convince most of the voters he is good by comparison

Connections puzzle but its just numbers

Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.

It turns out vehicular traffic does something else, too, more subtle but equally pernicious: It changes the way children see and experience the world by diminishing their connection to community and neighbors. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

For any developers struggling with SQL, years of experience have taught me this one tip that has never failed me. If you code in dark mode, write queries in light mode.

This is accurate, actually

I'm not super into baseball but I don't think bats are like that and 2nd base does not tackle the pitcher

God damn i just got called out

Kinda true for bikes but also a more charming annoying

With ICE back in Chicago terrorizing our communities and kidnapping our neighbors, we called an emergency buyout this morning. We bought out 6 vendors, over $1,000, filled a Love Fridge and lots of food to homies on the street. We keep us safe. ✊🏽

Layoffs are really not helping my imposter syndrome

This morning is so spring-like even students studying abroad from India are commenting on how nice the weather is

I’m thriving, they’re driving 💅

I feel very safe and now our jobs are secure now that an elderly tamale cart vendor has been detained.

PSA: Sprite "winter spice cranberry" is what you serve your enemies

Three GOAT products: Silca Tattico mini-pump Silca Mattone Seat Pack Zojirushi Micom 3-Cup Rice Cooker

The year is 2069 and Fentanyl has been decriminalized and is available in seltzers

Gmail with the "Regards," in text autocomplete

Meeting Santa 🫸 Meeting Jojo 🤌

Excellent day to gatekeep if it's actually cold yet

The craziest part is how cheap this article was for uber/coco to buy

Requisite humblebrag about new gear additions (bar mitts, goggles) enabling not unpleasant biking on this Extremely Cold Day! Also, go visit your local @chipublib.bsky.social branch. Stickers from @bikegridnow.org, @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social, & CxS! Save The Point sticker is on the other side

Yall are sleeping on the Jewel Osco at Water Tower Place.

Thinking about starting a company that leverages ai vision messenger bots and naming them goebbels, himmler, adolf, etc

People need to unlearn some of the strongtowns propaganda. This is an org that thinks a model walkable street is the tourist district in Galena. Absolute silly business