You wouldn't believe this but I had the whole lakefront trail to myself the past 2 hours

Why are Tesla drivers always using their phone while driving? I though this car had a magic dashboard that played chess with them or something

Remember when it was rumored for a bike lane to go over the Diversey bridge and the city just repaved it and did nothing else ✨

Whats the deal with the Lakeview East farmer's market being all bread and some jewelry

I'd walk the elevated Damen Green Line if I weren't afraid of the BUS

There will probably be ok uses for AI at some point, but what everyone needs to realize that right now its early iteration garbage and everyone selling it is scamming you. That said, Claude code sounds like one of the more reasonable models right now.

I need a an AI agent that tracks every one of these callers down and files a letter of intent

I saw some bikes that needed this rain this morning. I thought people couldnt bike in this weather

#bikechi consider waxing your chain this year

Is this lasgna legal?

Pitbulls have been banned from the Lincoln Park Dickverter

Never put a human in charge of an orca's job

You, having a special drink when it happens. Me, having a special drink everytime it almost happens. #levelup

And to think I came to the conclusion that this guy was scum without even knowing about this apology

SpotHero should be taxed 200%

Close enough en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_...

It could happen to you, I bought a helmet online and saw one I liked better in the store later that week

charge your lights 🔌

Whenever I get annoyed that I see young people waiting in a huge line for some mundane novelty, I remind myself. That's a boomer take. What they are doing does not affect me and I should not care.

you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

Whoever made the channel trail needs to lay off of the silly sauce

Didn’t mean to hit send on that. Sorry.

After I started biking more I've - Had a bee fly in my mouth - Fallen 3 separate times - Was stalked by a redwing blackbird - Rearended a car - Been involved with one other person crashing - Been mugged - yelled at by a bus driver because I left the rack down - called fat

Think about it: AV companies trumpet their supposed safety benefits while programming robotaxis to drop people off in bike lanes. If you think that's a problem, maybe don't take robotaxi safety claims at face value.

What’s up with the @il-dol.bsky.social obsession using terrible AI image generation? Guess I’ll see how many I can find a 🧵 I’m particularly impressed by this floating break room table that the workers are sitting at to eat, yet somehow the table is also behind them. #floatingtables #perspective

This is fine, one of the most sparsely populated catchment areas in the city actually

they see me rollin'

I believe that the people protesting against Archer changes are like that because that's how I've always felt like who I was surrounded by on Archer

Biking is fun, in this essay I will explain why that is bad

One thing annoying me about local media lately is over explaining locations being reported from because people don't know where places are in Chicago. It always seems like their target audience is people who have lived here < 30 days

An ai image generator that exclusively uses OfficeXP clipart people

Starting a new home organization trend. I'm calling it "cluttermaxxing"

This is so funny

Bluetooth ipod Nano

rub a dub dub thanks for the meeting amen

Hi! I'm the dog who left a 💩 on the sidewalk. I saw your post online and thought I'd respond. I thought it was totally ok! I'll be sure to let my owner know that people Dislike That. They will surely recognize this mistake and not forget to bag it next time! TY for bringing this to our attention!

The computer vision tech for these is so undercooked

Love it when the bike shop fixes stuff for free

Expecting a fun one here

Baby geeses and their adults

Archer guardians are upset about cyclist imposters, but they are missing the third group there to watch them like animals in a zoo

Wind was nuking yesterday. This was on a flat strech, *not* a hill.

I love the concept of a restaurant. ✅ Food thats a pain to cook ✅ They shop for groceries ✅ They clean the dishes ✅ You sit in a seat and do whatever you want ✅ Less awkward setting for meeting people

When is bcc going to find out about the swan living in wolf lake so we can have a naming contest

Good news, helmets work! Bad news, there is no bad news.

True Spring-unism has never been tried!

Missing reasons: You're old!, All of the above!

I haven’t showered or washed clothes or flushed the toilet in four days and counting 🫡🫡🫡 #waterwayswarrior #overflowoverachiever #deeptunnelstank

Perfect weather for a Beijing Bikini