Dearborn protected kayak lane

Being offered an $800 voucher to take a later haircut because they overbooked at the barber shop

Life in a cloud

You can just climb onto anyone’s roof if you have a tall enough ladder

It would be low key overstimulating to be in medieval battle

If I were mayor I wouldn’t defund the police. I would hire one person as Supercop and pay them the full $2 billion budget as their salary. Everyone else goes

We need to kick AI to the curb. Go f yourself. But also build more nuclear power, but so we can build more electric trains not stupid chatbots.

Who else is trying to collectively buy a cargo bike on a like low key anarchistic level

This one half worked

Facebook marketplace pickups

I also love buying furniture with Rony’s cargo bike

There is a war waging between me and holiday oreos at my grocery store

Some ideas: 1. Stop having tax payers pay for police misconduct lawsuits…that $$ should come out of their union. 2. Congestion taxes. 3. Increase cost of permit parking.

Doug Burgum is all about walkable cities! (just not ones where you can walk to an abortion clinic because he banned that)

They should invent a dentist that doesn’t tell you to floss

Did anyone get photos of the temporary protected bike lane they had at Chicago and Halsted this morning??? It’s already gone…

BREAKING: The NLRB has just ruled that captive audience meetings are illegal nationwide. These are mandatory meetings where bosses try to persuade workers not unionize, often using coercive tactics.

If you use this (AA battery powered) Magic Trackpad and you have 5 minutes to help me replicate a bug, I’d appreciate it.

Seeing way too many bad North Dakota takes on here, you guys don’t even know what you’re talking about

I am not joking when I say the easiest way for the Democrats to win back the working class would be pushing for public service broadcasting of all American sports

I haven't read the mayoral transition report yet but it better call for drastic and radical measures for addressing the public health crisis happening on our streets every day. As of 7/5/2023, traffic violence has killed 79 people in Chicago. A six-year record. We need radical change.

Best parking spot in the whole office

Fireworks have had their day in the sun it’s time for iceworks

GOD BLESS FLUBBIES 🇺🇸

I’m the only person on the Red Line with a bluesky account

it’s legal to enjoy a beer but also hate america and hope it dies

Happy independence day

Choccy chips on the outside is too much choccy

After NASCAR and all the flooding, it's only fitting to showcase my favorite way to view the Chicago skyline - the DuSable Lakeshore Canal