Oh Christmas Bea
@beanotafraid.bsky.social
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I’m like if a bear was a lesbian She/They
ANOTHER GIRL LYING/NOT BEING UP FRONT ABOUT BEING MARRIED OR ENGAGED WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
about 9 hours ago
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Another day of being the hottest member of the Office of Statewide Pretrial Ssrvices
about 12 hours ago
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Sorry I can’t come over tonight. I have to smoke weed, get scared, and be haunted by all the love that could have been
3 days ago
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Slept with a girl into puppy play ONE (1) time and now the advertisement gods think I own a dog
11 days ago
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Arkansas Butch Cream
13 days ago
NO AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS WORTH TRANS LIVES. If I see any of you hoes consumin’ any amount of HP content this holiday season, it’s over. Stop supporting terfs and funding hate. I’m so over it.
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Officially added “They/Them/Theirs” to my email signature The woke gay agenda is alive and well in the state of IL
13 days ago
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evil taylor not kelly ☄️🤨
14 days ago
buck and eddie like and share if you agree 🔛🔝
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Friends with benefits but the benefits are that i make soup, we fall in love, and then adopt 20 cats
14 days ago
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mack | not watching but still posting spoilers for s9!
15 days ago
i love being gay
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Eli Page
16 days ago
Telling my Finch app what a good boy I am
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Spending the day ripping flooring up with my bare hands, feral girl fall is HERE
17 days ago
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SHOUTOUT TO ME WHO FINALLY GOT TO A 700 CREDIT SCORE
18 days ago
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“Imagine a corn dog, swaddled in a manger.” -Téa
20 days ago
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Arkansas Butch Cream
22 days ago
Legit thought Dick Cheney was already dead????? Wild.
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Hey so turns out I have the “Only matches with people 80+ miles away from me” gene and let me tell you it FUCKING SUCKS
22 days ago
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mack | not watching but still posting spoilers for s9!
23 days ago
aaAHHHHH
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My landlord once a month
23 days ago
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ced/ric **s9 spec/spoilers**
25 days ago
god i am so fucking gay someone put me out of my misery PLS
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Arkansas Butch Cream
about 1 month ago
My wife just equated Trump building the ballroom as “leaving his mark like that one guy who left ‘skid marks’ on that girl’s sheets.”
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The only person allowed to have an opinion is Kay Poyer
about 1 month ago
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It only took watching 1 (one) episode of hit tv show 9-1-1 before a voice told me to make this meme
about 1 month ago
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She Amazon on my Web Services till I crash
about 1 month ago
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Arkansas Butch Cream
about 2 months ago
There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
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Arkansas Butch Cream
about 2 months ago
“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife
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Brb, rotating a 3d model of
@jetbug.bsky.social
in my mind
about 2 months ago
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Rhian/Shelfie || Writing 9-1-1 Fic
about 2 months ago
Oliver Stark:
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Btw I got in a wreck :( I’m okay but Shelly needs repairs :(
about 2 months ago
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Got paid to rub an ankle bracelet in dirt today
about 2 months ago
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Arkansas Butch Cream
about 2 months ago
“Oh no, I thought you were going to live tweet [bluesky] and I was like ‘OH NOOO, NOT MY SINS!’ “ —my wife
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Cedric’s best friend just explained spaghetti pie to me and all I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK
2 months ago
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Arkansas Butch Cream
2 months ago
Physically, im here at work. Mentally? I’m fighting Remi the Rat.
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Anyone else feel like they’re being dragged behind a truck flying a MAGA flag down a rocky backwoods road that leads to nowhere
3 months ago
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Arkansas Butch Cream
3 months ago
“Is the devil a crab??? Carcinogens strike again!!! ….wait that’s not the right… ….. that’s not the right word. But my brain is only supplying “crucifixion”….. what’s the word? CRABIFICATION!” — wife. “Incarceration? None of these are the right word…” — wife
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Arkansas Butch Cream
3 months ago
My wife, using my hair brush because she can’t find hers; “travelhood of the sistering hairbrush.”
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Arkansas Butch Cream
3 months ago
“Good job all horses!” -my wife
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Arkansas Butch Cream
3 months ago
Sexy Watto isn’t the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need. ✨manifesting😘✨
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Arkansas Butch Cream
3 months ago
One critic of the prequel trilogy. How did Anakin get a wife and keep her secret? All I do is blabber on about “my wife this” and “my wife that.” You’re telling me he had a wife— a PREGNANT wife, and didn’t shout it from the roof tops? Too unrealistic.
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Don’t even talk to me if you don’t fuck with Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way
3 months ago
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Blessed be the Crab that Rans the goons
4 months ago
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ced/ric **s9 spec/spoilers**
4 months ago
cuttin up in the lesbian gc today if you even care
@beanotafraid.bsky.social
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Who up blueing they sky
4 months ago
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Chris Kindred
5 months ago
Anyway who up Zohraning they Mamdani
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I know I’m a woman because I know
@trashcannie.bsky.social
wouldn’t be caught DEAD being friends with a man
5 months ago
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The children (adults) yearn for the mines (pickleball)
5 months ago
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I’ve been called “Beau” twice now at my dentists office which is weird because THATS NOT MY FUCKING NAME
5 months ago
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I’m TIRED of being strong I’m TIRED of doing the difficult thing I’m TIRED of loving people that don’t have my best interest in mind I’m TIRED
5 months ago
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Turns out the girl that has been showing me more love and genuine care than anyone this calendar year was also LYING ABOUT BEING MARRIED
5 months ago
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Buckle up boys, girls, and close encounters of the third kind. Bluesky is about to become my new sad girl platform
5 months ago
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🐛
6 months ago
Hope y'all have a wonderful weekend & remember FUCK ICE!!!
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