EARTHBOUND IS MY LIFE NOW BTW

I passed yayyyyyy

alright I’m finally back on this account—for bingo we got the pope dying, economic recession, and elio sucked so that’s a bad disney/pixar movie

I like duck hunt now

my life is a train wreck that nobody bothered to look at in the first place

#poofesure #namesoundalikes

#threecaballeros #namesoundalikes

this idea came to me randomly, decided to draw it and make it all surreal and shit

lesbians will have crushes and be like “she’s probably not even into girls” meanwhile the girl in question looks like THIS

Me genuinely tweaking watching our country fall apart from the inside (credit: poofesure)

this is so close to being me it’s not even funny anymore #school

all caught up as of yesterday

i have finally found her again…my very first waifu

Totally a meme but FUCK YA!! #uspoli #cdnpoli

1. Google Gulf of Mexico...Google search, not maps 2. "Gulf of America" shows up at the top 3. Click three little dots to the right 4. Click "Send Feedback" 5. Click "Gulf Of America" text 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in whatever text you want like RESIST!!

spent most of precalc today doodling

There's depth in dark chocolate's bitterness, while milk chocolate has a creamy yet nostalgic flavor. And white chocolate's soft sweetness is something all its own. Which is your chocolate champion? Wow that was deep. Anyways, the Splatfest kicks off today at 4pm!

An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government. DOGE is not a real government agency. DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions. DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law. DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.

True then. True now. Thank you, Willem Arondeus.

more quick doods,, i'll draw non denpa stuff at some point i sweeaaarr #TheDenpaMen

you assholes BETTER vote for jimmie /lh

fucking GOOD

doing 2 in 1 this time

dammit, tiktok got banned before i could link my yt or save all my favorite videos 😭

BABE WAKE UP NEW AMENDMENT JUST DROPPED 🗣️🔥

avoiding switch 2 discussion cause that shit stresses me out

us gov: we need to sell tiktok cause china is spying on us and brainwashing us china:

ooh never mind, trump sentencing, spill the tea sis 💅✨ (I am coping)

boring boring boring everything’s so BORING this app gives me NO DOPAMINE and it only shows me the most basic shit…never thought I’d say this, but does anyone know how to get MORE politics in their feed? I wanna be mad at Trump for the 400th time, at least I’d feel SOMETHING

made a strawpage colettethebirb.straw.page

⚠️TW: SA ⚠️ [1/2] Ok listen, I DO NOT SUPPORT LOLI. But I find it hilarious that there are people devoting so much of their time to complaining about a fucking Hatsune Miku video when there are children being assaulted by their own family members every single day. Grow up. #mesugakimiku

Meanwhile, Daisy...

this is so close to being me it’s not even funny anymore #school

ok let’s get this shit started

wearing the glasses cause I want it to be 2019 again 🫠

2025 is here! To celebrate, Deep Cut is unveiling a new festive performance, so take a look and enjoy! Wow, very nice. From the Squid Research Lab to you, we look forward to another year of research and fun! #Splatoon3

found a better alternative to pronouns page, this one doesn’t lag horrendously on mobile pronouns.cc/@colettetheb...

without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

A Gift for the Neighbor 🎁 Happy Holidays! 🎄

👀looking forward🧡🩵

MERRY KRIMA

more apparel to cope with Current Political Moment. this time courtesy of @effinbirds.com

This came to me in a dream #art

drew this a while ago for @pikdave.bsky.social of his denpa fan character Toka, Kota's selfproclaimed rival!

A new Frosty Fest is on the way! This one asks, "What would make you happiest?" Money, experiences, or presents? Spread the joy (and ink) in #Splatoon3 when this Splatfest in-game event begins in January!

me shoving my hyperfixations in all my friends’ faces because THEY NEED TO EXPERIENCE HOW GREAT IT IS DAMMIT