“I would have waited an eternity for this — it’s over, Prime!”

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

I’m not sure this is how this works, NBC

Will Smith has a reading foundation and visits public schools. Just so you know the guy who hit that game winning homer has done good things for the LAUSD

Oh. Oh no. I have crossed over from hearing the 20th Century Fox fanfare and immediately hearing Star Wars, to immediately hearing the X-Men theme.

My double feature of Ready Or Not and The Menu is so very satisfying.

I have extremely high hopes for this. What a perfect pairing.

Google AI summary when you search "quelle surprise," which is simultaneously a little porny and not really making the point it thinks it's making.

There’s so much joy. So much love on the streets. And this is what our government is trying to destroy. No Kings In America.

Walking out of @realgdt.bsky.social ´s Frankenstein at the Chinese and am so amped. Cannot decide if I should follow up with the Coppola Dracula, or XXX.

“Hi Daddy” I could talk forever about this frame. The 80s fashion. The drunk cop. The lots of murder. Is this America?

I can’t reply directly but I think 1491 by Charles Mann qualifies. Still pop history but really engaged in the science piece of it since we destroyed so many records (and people) that telling that history is a lot of reading the shadows on the wall.

IT IS TIME!! Part II of NINJAGO DRAGONS RISING Season 3 has JUST DROPPED!! Whatever you are doing right now, it’s less important than WATCHING THIS!! Thrills!! Chills!! Spinjitzu drills!! See what EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT and watch NINJAGO RIGHT NOW!! (Then watch it again and again!!)

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

It probably says something pretty unfortunate that watching The Monkey makes me miss my dad. Fun kills though!

I killed Twitter and it’s been hell rebuilding my followers. But if you can see this and you loved Champions of the Earth… I will be sharing something soon that I think you’ll really dig. Please find me.

Where did “welcome in” come from? It is everywhere now in a way that makes it feel like the entire service industry got a software update and I hate it.

I may have gone down something of a rabbit hole. Am I excited about next weekend? Yes. Very much so.

Is Barbie the only movie of the 21st century that has a dream ballet?

Someone is blasting Lucky Star in the courtyard next door. Truly summer has arrived.

What the F nobody told me Lili Taylor is in Fear Street: Prom Queen. This shall not stand.

Looking forward to the No Kings Day celebrations every year in DTLA. Positive and Electric.

Ahem, check out #12! Riyu, baby!

I don't exactly want to admit how much time I spent updating and reformatting this list yesterday. But I think we can all agree that it was totally worth it. consequence.net/list/dragons...

If a man wanted to get into Warhammer pulp novels, where would he start? (This is maybe a question for @docwyattbeyond.bsky.social )

I love the little Thai pop up market at the top of my street and the Armenian genocide remembrance that happens every year and that I live next to city employees and plumbers and retirees three blocks away from movie stars. That’s Los Angeles. That’s America. Nobody can take that away from us.

I’m doing a fundraiser over the next 10 days to help the SELAH Neighborhood Homeless Coalition, a nonprofit based in LA, save its mobile shower program. More info below but—if you donate enough, I’ll send you a video message or a custom painting like this one. Please share! gofund.me/f7cc66ff

Is the category “Things That Are Gonna Getchya”?

Jerry Brown is still alive. Can we just make him governor again?

Never noticed this before, and I love it so much.

Cruel Hollywood, I thought they were finally working on reopening the Cineramadome, but it’s just set dressing. And the harshest cut? A period piece.

Instead of working can I just watch Sinners again?

I am the man who is taking the very last opportunity to go see Sinners in IMAX at the Chinese. As one should. I have heard it’s got the sexy times. Very late night. Oooh la la. I assume it is a period romance or some such? This generation’s The Notebook? Can’t wait!

It’s official: Stunt performers are getting their own Oscar, starting with 2028 show. Very hard faught win for stunt community and will add more blockbusters to the telecast…

Rich sociopath on White Lotus is this generation’s playing a Batman villain.

Me in college: End the American Empire! Me in my 40s:

Up late watching them turn off the Chipotle sign.

I deleted that incredibly petty text unsent. Please clap.

This is a great book! @jessev.bsky.social you will love this.

Severance once again doing the thing where it’s building to point that I feel like surely they will wrap this all up by the end of the season, but last time they blew it wide open sooooo…

Oh man when the Trumpcession starts, put up a “You’re fired” billboard in every town in America.

Apple News just showed me an article, called “How To Watch Every Captain America Movie In Order” and guys, there are only four of these movies.

But the doom, it is just so scrollable!

Tough to choose four.

I didn’t know Tom Brady sounds just like Chris Griffin but you learn something new every day.

The California legislature should take note: you can’t actually serve as a safe haven for people who are at risk from this administration if there isn’t enough housing for them.

DID YOU KNOW for 25 years Matthew Shepard had no permanent resting place due to concerns his grave would be vandalized Reverend Budde learned of this, she invited the Shepards to inter him inside the Washington National Cathedral. www.matthewshepard.org/matthew-shep... She was and is a real hero.

5 days ago I lost my personal phone (I have a work phone, it’s manageable) and it was this weird small annoyance amongst all the big things that was fully going to be the straw that broke me. Today I found it in the cupboard with the potatoes. Small blessings.

Just a reminder to everyone contributing right now (and thank you!!!)… this crisis will not end when the fires go out. Please keep donating and giving your time in the weeks and months ahead. There is a long road to recovery for Los Angeles and we can keep showing up.

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer