If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.

I was today years old when I learned that Delroy Lindo has never been nominated for an Oscar. I just assumed he had because he's so good in everything.

Rian Johnson is a national treasure

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Just finished this delightful book about a spaceship A.I. that's determined to kill Dracula after Drac killed everyone onboard. Yep you read that right. Oh and there's vampires and werewolves and mummies and even Frankenstein's... creation. I had a great time with it. Lots of fun. #booksky

I really appreciate how James Gunn is choosing the best actors for the job instead of picking big name celebrities just to get butts in seats.

Mark Brooks Wrapped 2025 #spotifywrapped #youtubemusicrecap

Babe wake up. New Spielberg just dropped.

RIP Rob Reiner. One of the best to ever do it.

This is such a cool cover

Remember when Netflix mailed DVDs to your house and Warner Bros was cranking out blockbusters like The Matrix? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

I don't want to be SUPER famous. Just famous enough to be asked to be a judge on Is It Cake?

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

Everyone needs to watch this show. It's incredible. It's based on the Nordic noir novels by author Jussi Adler-Olsen and focuses on the characters as they work to solve cold cases with limited resources. Everything from the acting to directing to cinematography to the score is absolutely amazing.

Getting reeeeeeal tired of studios spoiling their movies and/or TV shows immediately after they're released. Looking at you Netflix and Marvel.

I had the immense pleasure of watching Mona Awad speak at the Vancouver Writers Fest and getting a signed copy of Bunny. She was an absolute delight. #booksky #monaawad #weloveyoubunny

Currently reading this gem of a book. It's giving me some major Land of the Lost vibes which I love. As always, Peter Clines doesn't disappoint. Check out God's Junk Drawer if you like science and wormholes and dinosaurs and time travel and alternate worlds. #booksky

I had the immense honor of meeting one of my all-time favorite science fiction authors, Dennis E. Taylor & getting a signed special edition of We Are Legion. If you haven't read the Bobiverse books do yourself a favor and start now. They are seriously some of my favorite books. I love them so much!

Starbucks strikes again...

If you open a Ritz box in juuuuuust the right light, it's shadow looks like Batman.

Before this clip even started playing, I said to myself "aw shit this is gonna be good." And it did not disappoint.

Alexa, play the Interstellar theme.

🎵I kissed the ground and I liked it The taste of earth, grass, rocks and sticks I kissed the ground just to try it I hope Jeff Bezos don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Dirt in my mouth after a space flight I kissed the ground and I liked it🎵

About. Damn. Time.

Eating dino nuggets for dinner BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT

Look, I can't stand the guy but he's out there promoting my book so I gotta give him props. #booksky

I laughed so damn hard at this.

Patrick Warburton will return as The Tick in Avengers: Doomsday.

This is incredible news! Welcome back, Game Informer!

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

I'm guessing The Flintstones theme song is next... apnews.com/article/dei-...

Rep. Al Green

Starting to think Conclave might walk away empty handed. 😟 #oscars

Guys, I'm a little obsessed with A Real Pain... and I don't know why. When I first watched it, I thought it was good but not anything special. But it's stayed with me FOR WEEKS and I keep recalling certain scenes I admired. I... I think I love it now. I predict it's gonna take the Oscar.

That Daisy cottage cheese song slaps.

The audiobook I narrated is now available on Audible! Listen to You Can Teach Improv (Yes, You!) by Andrew Berkowitz on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0DXXR1QJ...

Me, working on my little articles and book projects in February 2025:

Reality can be whatever I want...

Me visiting Jurassic Park for the 20th time even though the dinosaurs keep escaping. 🎶"Say life, I heard you found a way..."🎶

I would be seated for each and every one

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

THERAPIST: Seal as a seal isn't real, he can't hurt you. SEAL AS A SEAL:

Ya know what. Sure, universe. Go ahead. Knock yourself out.

A lot of people don't know this but I'm a huge Fantastic Four fan. My first book, False Idols, is loosely based on the F4. So when I say I'm super excited for this movie, you better believe I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE. youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?...

new author interviews up on my blog 👀✨

🤣 If you're not following this account then what are you even doing with your life?

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.