A timeline cleanser for you in a serious world They're all hilarious, but my personal fave is 'esplanade' and I will now be using it in everyday conversation .

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It's time we closed these tax loopholes and taxed our resources properly. In doing so, we could fund investment in services like our health and education systems and remake Australia as the 'lucky' country we ought to be. #auspol Add your name to the petition: theaus.in/increasePRRT

We are implementing a 900% tariff on all movies that utilize humans inside any penguin film, in name or subject. People excel in destroying our vibe, and it ends now. Hands off the Glacierverse!

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Sitting alone in the wait room of my son's gym. A woman I don't know walks in, pulls a chair over to sit right next me and then starts a zoom meeting on her phone. Awkward yet hilarious. I refuse to move, this room is quite big she could have sat anywhere else 😂

"I'm your Huckleberry" Vale Val Kilmer

Good www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/brad...

Me in the national security team group chat

Big gas is getting more than 70% of WA's gas for free. We put these billboards up in the middle of Perth to let everyone know. Please share! #auspol

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

This is long overdue but such great news for Aussie women.

The Liberal Party of Australia has made an ad about its Nuclear Plan, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqV...

Last "Dogs Out" for the season. Disappointing final loss for our #perthheat but great season. #abl25 #abl

The Aust. Govt. gives 72% of WA’s gas to foreign-owned gas exporters for FREE. That means no royalties were paid on $111 billion worth of gas exported from WA. Tell the Government to stop giving away our resources & make gas corporations pay. ✍️ https://theaus.in/collect_gas_royalties #auspol

[at restaurant] THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine ME: idk ask the some liar THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier? ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine

Filed for the next "unknown caller"

The law clearly states this must be shared whenever it appears on your feed.

Google translate is an absolute god send.... until it isn't ..... I just put what in my hair now 😳😳😳😳