Jesus.

History. My memory was trash.

dental pain is so inconvenient. now i have to spend my afternoon at the dentist.

See. All you had to do was sit there and eat your porridge. Now you’re being called BEANS AND TOAST and CRUMPET on the World Wide Web. Sad.

The hell you at?

The strip club plays the best music. Hands down.

CONFUZZLED.

The majority of these are super valid. Also, some of these are behaviors of psychopaths, and I’m glad y’all got away.

What I’ve learned from the QTs is that a lot of women have been absolutely traumatized by bare ass cracks. Invest in a leather belt. Damn.

Very freaking valid. I don’t even want to see the movie anymore.

Cheezus Chrice.

For sure had aged sh!t stains.

We need to bring back shame.

Insides screaming.

LOL!

Tell them you’re working. Stare into your phone and pretend you’re typing. Don’t respond to them. They eventually hush up.

Between his toes is crazy. 😩

This is quite hilarious. The lesson here is to keep your hands to yourself.

Exactly. 🤢

And it’s FYE!

LOL!

If I must make a choice between being locked in a room with an alligator or Joseline Hernandez, I’m not taking my chances with the Puerto Rican princess.

👀👀👀👀

No we don’t. That sh!t was terrible.

Adam! Bwahahahaha!!!

LOL!

This is spectacular.

Just grab me some salmon, saffron, and vanilla extract.

You’re most welcome.

A face.

Hey yall, for my 35th bday I’m asking for help. Please donate if you can, and share if you can’t. To the Black women in the unemployment boat with me, I see you.💙 Thank yall so much.

Ice cold water gonna save my life every time.

SMH.

It’s 8:08 AYE EM.

Say what now?!

Love that for you.

Can you not?

When I tell you that I am UNDONE!

3.

2.

1.

Just know that whenever someone chooses to post something on social media, there’s always an opportunity for them not to post it. But they still do.

Never SEENT it!

And Don’t!

Same. Because what?!

People just be saying shit. No facts. All feelings.

Short rib lasagna.

Are the youngins jumping on another boat or something?