My thing with Nuzzi is really contained in a disbelief about her taste in men. And that’s not my business until she writes a book about dry humps with RFK Jr.

Remember, folks, it’s a long way to the top……… If you want to rock n’ roll.

I hope the next question was "why are you lying to us?" Because no one gets an MRI and has "no idea" what it was for. (Unless they have dementia.)

A freebie. martinlongman.substack.com/p/do-your-fr...

This table topped with coffee beans was in the green room at MSNBC for at least 15 years, back to when Morning Joe was sponsored by Starbucks. The beans were fuzzy in places and had lost their smell. Today was MSNBC’s last day at 30 Rock, and I guess the beans aren’t making the move.

According to new Reuters poll, only 29% of Americans support using the U.S. military to kill suspected drug traffickers without a judge or court being involved. 51% oppose. www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...

For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.

So the First Felon not only is demanding Pam Bondi pay him $230 million of our money He’s also planning on paying upwards of $50 million to Michael Flynn who plead guilty to lying to the FBI The greed and corruption is off the charts.

It’d be nice to have a public health agency that believes in science right about now

He forgot to mention tearing down the East Wing and hiring Nazis. martinlongman.substack.com/p/why-is-tru...

I haven't seen such a turn of events since Grenada became the primary hub of international Communism shortly after Reagan and company got 250 Marines killed in Beirut.

There are obviously zero reasons to attack Venezuela and kill Venezuelans, and no other conceivable president would even consider doing so, but Trump needs a distraction so here we go. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

If only his name were "Skandalatkes," I'd hold out hope.

Peter Skandalakis, director of the Prosecuting Attorney’s Council of Georgia, will take over Fani Willis' prosecution of the January 6 cases, and he has the name for the job. www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/p...

Trump has already decided what kind of party the GOP will be. martinlongman.substack.com/p/why-is-tru...

That’s the best they can come up with. AFTER AN ALL NIGHT PANIC MEETING. That’s it. Trump is 39 points underwater on Epstein. LITERALLY NO ONE is buying this. Even republicans aren’t. HILARIOUSLY POOR.

A primer. martinlongman.substack.com/p/do-your-fr...

Bruno, Copernicus and Galileo would like a word.

Trump ignores questions on Epstein as he walks out of the room

Kash Patel could get caught planting bugs in a ski mask at the DNC headquarters and the press would be like, "One time a Democrat in Ohio voted for his dead mother."

They don’t want to be Woodward and Bernstein, they want to remain in the good graces of the Republican Party cocktail circuit.

Oh, that dude? www.progresspond.com/2017/10/31/w...

This specific one seems significant. drive.google.com/file/d/1aPgr...

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”

Looks like JD Vance is going to need to change religions again.

If you try the "actually it's ephebophilia" line you should be thrown into a stump grinder.

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

The kids won't remember but the dc press served as ken starr's personal PR firm and basically elevated him to sainthood

Yes it was good. I really appreciate your perspective.

It was in his safe. The FBI/DOJ seized it during a search of his notorious house.

Just like everyone suspected. open.substack.com/pub/martinlo...

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

Did you catch our most recent podcast? martinlongman.substack.com/p/the-progre...

Maybe I'm a nihilist. martinlongman.substack.com/p/what-to-do...

Unbelievable.

If I get exiled, I want to do like Maxim Gorky, living on a cliff in Capri like a modern-day Tiberius.

Explaining a sellout. martinlongman.substack.com/p/dick-durbi...

I have so many questions.

Not really. I was told last week that there were about 12 senators that wanted to vote yes. At least one published report over the weekend put it at about 20. You can absolutely take it to the bank that those that voted yea where doing it for the caucus as a whole

I don't know when I'll write it up, but among the things Rudy Giuliani got pardoned for is destroying the lives of Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss.

This seems like a pretty reasonable take on the matter.

This gets at the heart of the kayfabe senators are putting on and how they hide behind process — and each other — in ways that should eventually lead to full filibuster nuking

Extremely strong "coach saying, 'you never played the game so you can't possibly understand my in-game strategy'" vibe.

Dick Durbin doesn't understand us.

this is very good

Great piece by @booman23.bsky.social "Dick Durbin Says We Don't Understand How the Senate Works." That's what DIck is counting on, every time he rolls Democrats. He fucked us hard this time, with no consent. That's part of why I left the party after 37 years. open.substack.com/pub/martinlo...

I'm sure he could explain it to us with his big brain, but we just wouldn't understand it.