I've started playing Balatro and, uh oh, I'm addicted.

Happy birthday to meee :3 🥳

RE: the talks of a 50-year mortgage The savings on a $100,000 mortgage @ 6% are only $73 a month. But, the lender/investor will earn an additional $100,002 in interest over the life of the loan. It's not even remotely about affordability.

This deck is so evil. I love it. #PTCGP

I wish the moderation settings didn't apply to profile pictures ☹️

AAAHHHHH I finally pulled a God Pack!!! 🥹🥹🥹 #PTCGP

lol, lmao

Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?

ENDURE IT FOR THE LORD!!!! #ART

I am so eepy b/c I was up until 1am baking loaves of apple cinnamon bread. Unfortunately, I cannot resist competition and there is a Fall-Themed Treats contest at work today.

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? 16 ↗️ 34

Something that happens all day in professional settings is people just fucking lie

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Leaving bread crumbs in the butter or jelly in the peanut butter jar are crimes worthy of lifetime prison sentences. 😠🤢

I'd like to opt out of Discorse

Driving past Ford's HQ and I am still in disbelief that Dearborn allowed for the demolition of a recently renovated building that wasn't even 40 years old and, in its place, are building a box box store (I think it's The Tile Shop). Dumb.

I wish she'd stop getting older 🥺❤️

I don't even have context for this, but this snarky post makes me feel Not Great.

How about a nice lil house mix to get your day started? ☺️ on.soundcloud.com/MumfGAtdFDOx...

Imagine!! 😍

10 months since I got this Burro's-Tail :)

Just appreciating how much one of my favorite children has grown in just 9 months since she was first potted ☺️

Babe, wake up, new Salvatore Ganacci video! youtube.com/watch?v=AogY...

I dreamt that I had a dream about a dragonfly and then got arrested for thought crimes 😕

Oh, she's cute

Cute lil after work stop

So fucking cool 😍

cracked a tooth yesterday, so that's a really cool thing I've gotta deal with

Feeling very AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH today.

Finally snapped at the SovCit UPS dude today. He called the K*rk shooting a hoax and said there's "maybe a 20% chance he's actually dead." I told him that people like him are the reason we're in this mess with a Nazi president. Killed the vibe of the office & it was dead silent for like an hour. 😀

I let my friend convince me to switch to the 5am flight back home and now I'm dying halp

I've been so full all day 🤤🥹 📍 Austin, TX

Ribbon In The Sky by Stevie Wonder

It's very funny (read: horribly depressing) that the side that bitched and moaned about "participation trophies" for the last 3 decades are the way that they are b/c they did not get any participation trophies. I hate it here so much.

Yeah, you could say I'm digging these sox 🤠

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I studied Michigan history in my elementary school classes and when I moved to Texas, we studied Texas history in high school.

On the one hand, we're all fucked, individually and collectively. On the other hand, the only way out is through, and the only way we're making it through alive is by joining up together and working collectively.

Favorite alley sign 💖

Fund transit in Detroit.

I love that she got up in the middle of the night when I got home, just to show me her new bone. 🥰

I'm dillyin at Dally in the Alley