Shut up, Jackson. That's a BS call.

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Strands #767 “In the paint” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #1033 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Breaking: The Department of Justice announces Melania Trump is being investigated for mortgage fraud.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Wordle 1,755 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟦🟦⬛🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬛ ⬛🟧🟦🟧🟦 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Connections: Sports Edition My stats are in! I solved puzzle #563 in 01:00. 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🔵🟣🔵🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣

Strands #766 “We're going under cover” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡

Connections Puzzle #1032 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,754 4/6* ⬛⬛🟦⬛🟧 ⬛🟦⬛⬛🟧 ⬛🟦⬛🟦🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Strands #765 “Taking the helm” 💡🔵🔵💡 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵🔵🟡

BAD FUNDIES

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

Where would this team be without Tyrone Taylor and Jared Young? #LGM

The Utah Mammoth have a new Zamboni skin (via Mammoth)

was just asked by a DC friend if we should leave the DMV area tonight bc nukes, lmao god. guys. also, how would I know. AHHHHHHHHH

Wordle 1,753 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟧⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟧⬛ ⬛⬛🟦🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Seeing Mara wrapped in the Spanish flag is everything. #GoBlue

HAIL. #GoBlue National Champs!

This is why no one likes you, Dan. #GoBlue #NationalChampionship

McKenney...ONIONS! #GoBlue #NationalChampionship

Obviously it's the rim on that end of the floor. #GoBlue #NationalChampionship

There it is! Cadeau! #GoBlue #NationalChampionship

Michigan hasn't hit a single three and is up 4 at the break. Thank God we're changing rims. #GoBlue #NationalChampionship

Strands #764 “Fringe group” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #1030 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Due to increased costs under Trump's economy, 20% of guys have been laid off

Wordle 1,752 5/6* ⬛🟦⬛🟦⬛ 🟧🟧🟧⬛⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Connections: Sports Edition Time: 02:00 🟡🟢🔵🟣 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟣🟡🟡 🔵🔵🔵🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡

Walla Walla, Washington

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Strands #763 “Pouch perfect” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

Wordle 1,751 5/6* ⬛🟦⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟧⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟧⬛ 🟦🟦🟦🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Flashback for April 4, 2026 25 points 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥 Play here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

This was definitely written by Miller.

Ashly Padilla is a goddamn national treasure #SNL

East St. Louis.

Strands #762 “Early risers” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #1028 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Wordle 1,750 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟦⬛ 🟧⬛⬛🟦⬛ 🟧⬛🟦🟦⬛ 🟧🟧⬛🟦⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Connections: Sports Edition Time: 00:35 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🟡🟡🟡

I solved the 4/3/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:29! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

Strands #761 “Smooth(ie) operator” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵