I’m thinking noon ET/9 am PT

It might be that goddamn phone 😅

I get irritated every time I remember that there’s a version of Until The End Of Time without Beyoncé

If I knew that this is what planet Earth was going to be doing during most of my adulthood, I’d have demanded a return to sender in utero.”Work hard and you’ll prosper”, they said. “What goes around, comes around”, they said. Meanwhile, all my life, bad people stay winning. I WAS LIED TO, OKAYYYY?!

Mine too, we’ll figure this out together 😌

Let me not give too much effort tomorrow just in case…

When texting, I bold and italicize the “eye” as well for extra theatrics 💀

Something cute but comfortable. First rapture, kinda nervous 🥺👉👈

This is real but also the phrasing

I love regional rap so bad, because that channel 22 bar gon go over a lot of heads.

This should not have made me cackle the way it did shajkskaka 😭💀

Sometimes you know mid-conversation that it will be the last time someone speaks to you 💀

If a man doesn’t have anything else to his name, he’ll have audacity.

You remember when our elders used to say they were sick and tired of being sick and tired? That.

Does the weather know Fall starts tomorrow?

Amen 🙏🏽 and if two are in agreement…

“You thought that I’d be sad without ya. I laugh harder” is my favorite line off survivor 😂 Giselle pls

Really gotta lock in and start doing quarterly strategy updates for personal life like we do for business.

This‼️ I stay aware but I also value my mental health and have an understanding of what is and what isn’t in the realm of my control. I refuse to be miserable everyday.

You ever just feel so exhausted that

Gimme til like 10

Because he’s light skin and a lot of Black women are ok with domestic violence.

He benefits from all of the -isms deeply rooted in the community. He’s a conventionally attractive, waffle colored, straight-presenting, man (absolving him of accountability in the community) and his victims have been women of color (for the most part), a demographic no one cares about historically.

I really want Cardi to put a song on the deluxe sampling this, along with a remix of Bodega Baddie because it’s too short currently, and a remix of Dead with Solana on it as well. Other than that, no notes on the project.

Y’all up cleaning the house yet? 🤨

Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya

Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾

Miss Belcalis is right, I don’t be tweaking enough

Her name is Freje Jernise ❤️

Me enjoying every video from Monaleo’s wedding

I feel like the only people upset went into a Cardi B album expecting something other than a Cardi B album 😂 because it gave exactly what one would expect it to give realistically. It was fun, enjoyable and entertaining.

I’ll never forget the Nickelodeon breakfast commercial and get hyped every time I have cereal to this day 😂

You’re not overthinking. They playing in your face and you should handle that actually. Expeditiously fr. K, bye 👋🏽

Trying to decide if I wanna go to AMC specifically to get the collectible popcorn bucket and cup or not but I’m going to see it somewhere tomorrow and I’m geeked lol

I feel like I evolved so much in the last couple of weeks lmaoooo

Yes. Yes I do have fire and air sign friends.

Pls remember to stay hydrated today and take your vitamins ✨🫶🏾

I’m still stuck on Jeffery Lamar Williams of all people wanting to ever discuss looks 😭 Men ain’t ever beating the “messiest person you know” allegations.

"Stay close to anything that makes you glad you're alive."

Something about September feels very ✨auspicious✨idk

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It’s easier to say you don’t want it than it is to say that you can’t attain it.

Nope, this is my house and I am art. 🤷🏽‍♀️

“Leave them in the middle of their chaos”