Slow cooking during the day: convenient, efficient Slow cooking in the evening: obligation, mistake, poor time management

Trying to find that delicate balance of eating just enough to enter a food coma, but not so much that it gives me indigestion.

What is she even doing here

What is she even doing here

is that a fucking archer reference in the james bond game

Why did they have to specify “accidentally”?

No more welfare, only police www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

You will never be this comfortable

PSA for Hitchhiker friends - our 'Touring Radio Version' Marvin the Paranoid Android will be helping unveil a plaque to Douglas Adams at the Don't Panic Festival in Stalbridge on Towel Day, Monday 25th May, and walking about afterwards to unbrighten everyone's day. Don't Panic - and Don't Miss Him.

First look at the new LEGO Lord of the Rings set - Minas Tirith. Will cost $649.99.

I’ve seen flat-earthers less delusional than this.

Do not use 1800 RESPECT. FOI reveals that “once a week, every week”, 1800 RESPECT is being subpoenaed, handing over confidential client notes and audio recordings of victim counselling sessions, to accused rapists and their legal teams. www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...

You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” Fuck you, I rent.

Please, Van B@dham has blocked more accounts than that.

Wombat

Dr Octavious is one of the few three dimensional characters in the MCU.

it's called being bisexual

OK Aussies, here's an opportunity to help the community #DonateBlood

💥

She is shook’eth

It's been a year since we brought these two home from the puppy farm and rehomed them.

Trans people push to make healthcare more inclusive in the regions Trans people have shared their struggles accessing healthcare in regional and rural areas. Advocates say doctors are often dismissive and some even refuse to treat trans patients. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Fucken hell Genghis Khan had $120 trillion, be able to get a few houses in Sydney wouldn’t he

The ventriloquist's dummy:

by Labor's logic we should just let prisoners starve, which is probably going to be something they propose soon as well #auspol

You are being judged.

This bloke has the worst origin story, and he continues to relive it every day.

Post a witch (derogatory)

In this house we salute the Colonel

In this house we salute the Colonel

Over on Twitter they’re criticising the PM for wearing a Joy Division t-shirt because it makes him a Nazi or something. Very cool, sane people.

Little man

Lunch time. I could buy this lunch for 40,000 people for the cost of this report nobody has written nor read, commissioned and then buried in the desperate thrashing of a department bargaining with the reality of what they've done to hundreds of thousands of welfare recipients.

JustSumBloke got their notice to leave in March 2026. With household income only carers and dsp they're not even going to bother looking for a private rental. So any help with this would be greatly appreciated 🙂 gofund.me/7e4945bcf

You will be able to see @chrisrudge.bsky.social & others interviewed about this on ABC 730 in a few minutes. Hopefully we can finally have some mainstream discussion of the subject of the report, being the unlawful cancellations of the Centrelink payments of hundreds of thousands of recipients.

Charging $9 for rice with Chinese food is a brilliant, if devious, business model.

Maximum comfort

The concerted effort by billionaires and politicians to manufacture and stoke hatred against us is absolutely the worst part about being trans, no question. but after that I honestly think the second worst thing is people wanting to talk to me about contrapoints

Why are we not discussing how much RFK Junior looks like Leland Palmer and the implications of that fact?

I bought a new mattress to help with my sore back, but the mattress is so heavy that I hurt my back moving it. I’ve never felt so betrayed by furniture.

Baby

Tiny man getting dinner in bed. Living the dream.

Little man

Majestic

Little man