Wym we're not supposed to have fun why is it called a funeral then

Edmond Halley was born in 1656 and lived to 85< years old. He discovered Halley's comet. He even looks handsome in his old timey Wikipedia portrait. Who did he make a deal with? And what do I need to trade!!!!!!

Fiddlehead season baby

I miss twitter but this does scratch the "yell into the void" itch

Love how all TMJ advice at some point includes "and NO bagels. Ever." But they don't warn you about popcorn. And do u know who wronged me?? (myself. but also popcorn)

Update with the recent warm patch i started running my fans all night again. Quickly realized I couldn't hear them thru the wall w dirty old fan white noise 🥳🕺🪭🙏❤️!!!!!

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

What pet insurance should I get?? My 10 year old is healthy and sassy. She has the vet records to prove both claims 😅 but I don't know what's actually going to have our back if she needs help in her senior years 💖

I love love love love love my cat. But also WHY are you like this WHYYY

I miss her 😭

I don't want to listen to my older neighbors fuck anymore somebody HELP I can't sleep with ear plugs in anhmorAreeeeEEEEE

That baaaaby no moooooney he's always up to sooooomething

It’s day 118 of the ICE occupation of MN. As the end of the month approaches, once it seems like every Minnesotan is raising money for mutual aid rent funds. Go to StandWithMinnesota.com to keep Minnesotans housed.

roundup might have killed my mom lol whaaaat????

It’s day 78 of the ICE occupation of MSP. We’re still providing mutual aid, fundraising to pay March rent, and in the streets. This is our home. And we’ll be here, standing shoulder to shoulder with our neighbors and building community. ICE OUT EVERYWHERE

It’s day 77 of the ICE occupation of MSP. This long weekend ICE continued to hit suburban communities hard - ICE is still very present across the metro There are still thousands of ICE agents in Minnesota, and tens of thousands of neighbors ready to stand up. ICE OUT.

Kdramas are just filmed better idk what to say the lighting the direction the pace. The storytelling is mesmerizing

My January gig paid me, my Feb gig paid me, and my ex repaid me part 3 of 19 installations. Someone remind me this money is all spoken for by bills alreadyyyy 😅

Neighbors are too loud to sleep, guess I'll listen to the bondi thing or whatever

I need to move I cannot listen to my neighbors loudly fucking like three feet away from me on the other side of the wall anymore I can't DO THIS ANYMORE

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities: Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Dare I say...... Single forever is the vibe??

#redhat #kitten Feeling very My Mom coded

Can anyone help me lift my fridge up for a second? I just know all the cat toys are down there

we got $250 in the @jamesirvinghair.bsky.social venmo since the last update this morning and sent it here. north mpls is often overlooked, let's come through for them

Yeah life's hard but for the first extended time in my adulthood I'm not dating an abuser so things are Still Better

In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi. He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael. At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk. Wael died on Friday at age 30. ICE caused his death. They didn’t get to say goodbye.

Like a housekeeper but they go through your camera roll with you

nifty from hazbin but I'm hugging kittens instead of stabbing rats

It's Day 50 of the ICE occupation of MSP. Today at a presser, the head of the Border Patrol said "The groups are a bit better organized. They’ve got some excellent communications…and it makes it difficult to operate here at times.” Keep making it difficult for them. Blow those whistles!

Wym I can get paid a[n adequate] hourly wage for simply helping people be safe and comfortable in their own homes? I love my job 🥹🥰

It’s Day 43 of the ICE occupation of MSP. The temperature is about to get a lot colder in Minnesota, but if there’s one thing we understand here, it’s winter. Get out your good boots and warm layers, and know the ICE agents are unprepared for our winter weather. ICE OUT!

The holidays involved a self exit spiral and doordash dependency but it's okay because 2026 had been so, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Well, I still wouldn't live anywhere else ❤️

Eye for an eye means you owe her a debt, blood demands blood gonna get her hands wet.

Vigilante (DC) will kill someone for graffiti and later the same day will absolutely trash a forest for fun. Idk much about this character but I'm already confused

Hello academia is calling

Emailed my doctor 12/19 about a scary health thing that happened to me, that she said shouldn't happen anymore. Today she replied "your previous test was good, so you're fine" OK but what if my heart falls out my asshole what then what THEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

SHE JUST A LITTLE MAPO

It’s hard to believe that one man can cause so much stress, so much fear, so much pain and suffering…a man who took an oath to preserve and protect our Constitution. This man, who is inciting terror across our land, must be removed from office. In a sane world, it would happen immediately.

Hey, US government, Donald RAPIST trump and all of his pathetic enablers, a mighty Christmas fuck you from the sane people if the United States of America.

All Trump except one random "Jen" 🧐??

At the current rate, DOJ will be finished releasing the Epstein files in July, 2030* *15,000 documents/30,000 pages per month, provided they're being honest about how many documents they have.

It’s day 25 of the ICE invasion of the Twin Cities. The surge continues in the Twin Cities with very high activity from ICE- and also incredibly high activity from rapid responders. Hundreds of neighbors patrolled today all over the Twin Cities to keep their neighbors safe.

48 hours after your brain convinced yourself you were gonna self exit. Like. Oh I'm totally fine who was that?? I'm not full of despair :')?!

Come find 30+ amazing local artists, free resources, and skill shares TODAY at Queermunity from 12-6pm! @queermunitymn.bsky.social

Today!!!! #minneapolis #artmarket #barter #trade #art #local #COMEHEREEEE

Anguishing in conversations but desperately seeking connections 🪬

Neighbors: if you need 1-2 whistles, please pick them up at one of these great neighborhood businesses hosting whistles! Minneapolis: Bichota Coffee, May Day Cafe, Sisters Sludge Coffee, Nice Time Market, Moon Palace, Arbieter, A Bar of Their Own, Bench Pressed, Boneshaker Books, Color Wheel 1/2