Like the Flowers of the Field #art

lol owned

i did this twice & potato persisted

watched Fantastic Planet the other night & found my new favorite reaction gif

THE SOLSTICE OCCURRED @ 20251221 10:03 AM UR ASTRONOMICAL WINTER HAS JUST BEGUN THO UR METEOROLOGICAL WINTER BEGAN 12/1 BUT UR DAYS WILL NOW BEGIN 2 GET LONGER CONGRATS U MADE IT

some weather is happening

please join me in furiously screaming *screams furiously* thank u

it’s just me and the moldy, three-day-old donuts in the office. the dream team

columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild

new pfp in celebration of Noirvember (i wore a velvet gown to drink gin & watch tv on a night in & it was the best damn self-care ever)

hi, hello, i made a tiny cheese board. thank u, that is all 🧀

i was the only one wearing a leather (pleather) jacket on the bus this morning, so therefore i was the Cool One (☝️)

this rice ✅ can't wait to get weird 💃🏻 ✅ will let you do *whatever you want* on top ✅ gets hot and ready in 20 minutes ✅ always wants to come in ur mouth

zooted & zesty 🫚

ALBUM ART REVEAL! get ready for the 10-year anniversary DELUXE edition of my 2015 horror-themed album Evil Beds this is a reinterpretation of the original cover artwork, painted by @maretimer.bsky.social

don't talk to me, okay, i'm on break

@rebe-grrrl.bsky.social in her fortress, making sure no one enters without treats

do not perceive me

Pirate Parrot nooooooo!!!

this is me btw if you even care

“The Making of the Meme”

peaches❤️

my largest asset is a giant ceramic bowl shaped like a cabbage leaf that i use as my “garbage bowl”. you can pry it out of my cold, dead, garbage hands

the children yearn for a Charles Ponzi biopic directed by Wes Anderson

it’s crazy how much older i looked in my early 20s. though to be fair, i was deep in the closet and brainwashed to think i needed a husband & cold-shoulder tops

What are my dreams telling me…

no

graphic design but i had an edible: graph-lit des-high-n

can’t decide what this cloud looks like: a swan, an eighth note? the world may never know

halloumi ❤️

just a reminder that just like disability looks different for everyone, accessibility does too!

gonna start making Niles Crane thirst edits & no one but God can stop me

ok now that blue man group in Boston is closing i can tell you all that when i worked there, i told patrons that there was a Pink Lady Group “coming soon but it’s still in production” and wore a pink bow on my shirt in solidarity with PLG, bc honestly idk i liked to lie

wearing an all orange outfit to Blue Man Group bc it’s their rival colors

my body hurts but i’m hot & have iced coffee so it’s all good~

i only use Karen energy to complain to car drivers when they’re blocking a bus stop bc fuck cars 😌

in hindsight being a social media manager is kind of the only career path that makes sense for someone who spent hours making Death Note edits in 2007

mood

i finished it. it includes “HOT TO GO!”, “Abracadabra”, and “APT.” yes it’s cringey, but i’m still proud dammit

i have to make a song mashup for work & i feel like i did in 2008 when i supported Glee and yes, i lowkey hate myself rn

i just want tattoos all over my body 😭 i am a water bottle and tattoos are my stickers

Y’all REALLY liked my last illustration! I will have stickers of this design available soon 👀

ha ha HA HA i have one more day to put off a mildly annoying errand

happy summer solstice 🌞

if you are not transgender or a Baltimore Orioles fan then just SHUT UP okay

true crime is highly problematic, but the way the Forensic Files narrator enunciates “Taco Bell burritos” will always stay with me youtu.be/8P9Apzglh1o?...

no matter what, we’ll still be here. we’re the wild greenery reclaiming the space over their decaying, forgotten structures. no matter what, we’ll always thrive