[first day as a regime propagandist] so our guys will be hiding from the camera like someone's put them in time out. the detainees will gaze forward in defiance and have luxurious hair

Photo by Jeff Wheeler of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune

Tired: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Wired: Is I Wanna Be Your Dog by The Stooges a Christmas song?

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Incredibly moving Justin Trudeau remarks: "We have fought and died alongside you....During your darkest hours...we were always there. Standing with you, grieving with you, the American people....Canadians are a little perplexed as to why our closest friends and neighbors are choosing to target us."