nooooooo this is the only beer i drink now

damn, what a game.

STILL IN IT BABY

oh no

the automatic suspension for a red card is dumb anyway

if you love corn pasta, i’m a huge fan of this recipe. and so is everyone i’ve ever served it to. www.177milkstreet.com/recipes/swee...

ecuador coach looks like derek zoolander and hansel’s love child

I love this shit, man. how could you not?

and that is why i enjoy the world cup i know very little about football, so i just root for upsets.

pov you just transferred your 4 year old from the chair she fell asleep in to her bed without her waking up

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

you’ve surfed your last butthole

dawg.

people who don't know better have seen trump as a cool millionaire playboy businessman for 40+ years. here's a newspaper clipping I stumbled across from 1989.

this guy decided to claim my house for his own today. three of 'em were hunting in my yard today. this guy caught something. couldn't tell what. I'm telling myself it was a squirrel and not a songbird.

CÔTE D’IVOIRE BABY

côte d’ivoire’s kit is so fucking good.

incredible save. incredible.

oh shit, literally dropped the ball.

is english the official chirping language of the world cup?

am I stuck in the bluesky bubble or does basically no one give a shit about the trump ufc fight? didn't even here anything about it in the hockey locker room today and some of those guys talked about watching the kid rock halftime show

corporate wants you to find the difference…

some mc escher shit going on with the sails and rigging here, too

watch… this is just the scaffolding crew. once it’s up they need to bring in a whole different crew to take the letters down.

why tf did they hire these guys to take down the letters

these guys think randall and mr. waternoose were the heroes of monsters inc.

kennedy center website is down. lmao

every white guy in their 50s should be force fed buckin' billy ray and essential craftsman videos.

i had the motorcycle one, and one of the pictures was a dirt bike. does that count? it’s a specific type of motorcycle.

look i’m sorry this shit just fucking sucks. maybe it will get better. but it fucking sucks. how is anyone supposed to trust this?

certainly seems like republicans are in a death spiral. they’re beholden to the maga base in primaries, but the independents who don’t vote in primaries hate this shit.

my babies are growing up 😭

wait the american robin’s scientific name is really *turdus migratorius*?

new one: mandate a night mode on all consumer electronics that disables (or dims) all leds. like this bullshit.

sittin on my porch doin old guy stuff

YouTube is crazy to me, it's like "hey here's a pretty cool video about cutting a tree down", turns out the cutting trees down channel has 1.7 million subscribers

i don’t know how to process that i’ve had zero emotional response to this news. it’s not tragic. it’s not sad. it’s not making me angry. i’m not scared. it’s just something that happened

living through history kinda sucks tbh

bought a $110 wood chipper and spent my weekend cutting down privet. gotta say it beats the hell out of doom scrolling. 6 lawn bags full of chips so far, plus another pile to finish tomorrow morning. never thought i’d be the proud owner of a PWC (personal wood chipper) but here we are

silver lining of drought is that i can sit on my porch without being mauled by mosquitoes. going to enjoy it while it lasts.

okay this is blatantly obvious now.

wait the pitt writers named a guy who drunkenly shot himself in the head elbridge gerry? and he came into the hospital singing dirty versions of patriotic songs? i fucking love this show

whoops, we accidentally blamed the king instead of the viziers. can’t do that.

"But I like them, they can't be doing crimes" I have terrible news about how scams work

my kid just pointed at a tesla and screamed “THAT CAR IS MISSING A MOUTH!”

the square cube law of parenting: for every unit of time your child sleeps in the car, they will stay awake past their bedtime at least the square*cube of that unit.