Yet another #TheArchers and #EllisandJohn crossover. @bbc5live.bsky.social

Happy Open Farm Sunday! #TheArchers

Can we still have Reputations though to complete the set?

Nigel Farage is a thing that is inherently awful about the British people.

Ffs Farage is trying to Biden Starmer (criticising him for reading notes etc) is there anything he does that isn’t Temu Trump?

RUN KIERAN #TheArchers

It’s not only the taking part from Israel. The blinking lyrics. #Eurovision

Is Crispin the Curate a ne’er do well? #TheArchers

That was quite fitting and nicely done. #TheArchers

Trump will claim this in 3…2….1…. #Pope

…later this week.

The BBC’s entire narrative today has been “Aren’t Reform brilliant, aren’t you rubbish” even when speaking about victories for other parties.

Well Greater Lincolnshire I can only send you the sentiments of your new mayor.

Just got home and all the crisps are gone.

Helen reminds me a bit of Trump because like him she tells you exactly who she is and yet who she is still surprises. #TheArchers

Well done Canada 🍁

Trump’s post has the same energy as my 3 year old telling the cats off for being near his toys.

I kind of want Rex and Helen to have a fling. #TheArchers

Reform voter on #5Live “I’m not right wing but here is a list of things I don’t like about immigrants.” (including their accents 🤦🏻‍♀️).

“Yeah I’m visiting Ambridge after hearing about your sewage leak on #TheArchers.”

I just teared up a bit seeing him in the flesh back on his bench here.

This is like listening to Nicky Campbell in the morning. #TheArchers

The BBC Press Office will be delighted tonight with #TheArchers VE Day ✅ Inheritance Tax ✅

“I’d love to go and see a film with you. Something gripping and thrilling that will make us cry.” #TheArchers

Surely Jason Orange can help him out.

Fonzie scheme

Bye Bye Bridge Farm. #TheArchers

Here’s something to do now that YOU’RE UNEMPLOYED! #TheArchers

Stories that paint Trump in a bad light is “not the business we’re in” what the actual #Americast? (For context this was in response to a question about the lack of coverage of the Hands Off protests on the BBC).

I sent my family a picture of our new kitchen tv setup but zoomed in and realised Stacey doesn’t seem to approve.

I wonder if the people bothered by the lack of Mother’s Day in #TheArchers would have been as bothered if the episode hadn’t covered Eid.

I can’t believe he isn’t wearing a suit.

The perils of falling asleep with my podcast playlist running. Dreamt I was doing Cricut crafts with @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social #TheArchers

Celebrating my son’s wonderful godmother @samdeane.bsky.social today. She’s the best.

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I just called Tulsi Gabbard Tipsy Madrid and I’m sticking with it.

I can never look at this Tonie without thinking it should play “I know what I saw” #Uncanny @dannyrobins.bsky.social

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@bbc5live.bsky.social please stop allowing disinformation about Motability to be broadcast. The Motability Foundation is a charity and users of the scheme often pay a significant amount towards their cars and the wider benefits of the scheme keep people like me on the road and able to work.

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Strands #378 “Drive to survive” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

I was educated at a Christian school with a chapel on site. My RE teacher was the vicar. He taught us about other religions. I don’t recall him saying that offended Christianity. #Feedback #TheArchers

This morning I have come to a cafe I associate with a very sad day of my life. I walk past it all the time so I decided to come in to try and break the association. I ended up with a free bowl of porridge and silly, I know, but I feel like something is patting me on the back for being brave.

Feedback made me really cross. I left a grumpy voice note. #TheArchers

I notice that all of the callers on Feedback freely ignored the context of the Ramadan storyline. That and they’re all massive racists. #TheArchers

Elon Musk and Donald Trump (far right).